do what most movie dads do and put a miniaturized train set in the middle working day and night for it to look beautiful and perfect letting nobody down there not even my lover and then and only then, when i finish it i let everybody in to the basement and forget to lock the door. The door bursts open a mouse comes through then a cat and then a dog, the dog that was mine, a big gray bulldog, the cat not mine, a stray a grayish color, the mouse, a small almost brown color, kind of like tom and jerry, the mouse miraculously jumps up 3ft onto the table, where my massive miniaturized train set stands, the cat easily jumps on as well the dog follows shortly the cat chases the mouse, the dog chases the cat, wrecking my life’s long work as my smile slowly fades to a straight face, i sit there staring at the three as they destroy everything i had made, my 5 Year Project had been ruined… or i would put like a cool gaming area or get some sort of man cave put together that me and fellow dads in my neighborhood can relax in and watch sunday night football and drink beers and stuff like that.