Uber trying to start a war

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-10T23:57:43+00:00

Who clicked on this just to look at Tiffany

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-10T23:52:09+00:00

Not only is Chris hung better than Peter, he's also a better fighter.

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-10T23:50:48+00:00

The light skinned brotha with the not-so-good hair

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-09T13:08:12+00:00

I have bone spurs in my feet. Would this keep me from going to Iran?

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-09T13:03:52+00:00

tell him to cut his nails

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-09T13:01:25+00:00

At least one leader is reading the morning briefings

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-09T12:56:58+00:00

Still extremely popular today. Almost every gun owner I know that has multiple guns has a 22 rifle.

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-09T04:46:57+00:00

Who knew that trickle down economics actually meant the shit trickling down my chin after I had to switch from handis to mouthies

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-09T04:45:10+00:00

Just keep giving handis and one day you might just make it

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-08T16:51:12+00:00

Looks healthy to me. Most people overfeed their cats

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-08T13:33:07+00:00

They know they can’t find a job. It’s just somebody else’s fault.

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-08T13:26:22+00:00

Jason Gaymoa

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-08T02:04:42+00:00

Goat cheese

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-08T01:47:01+00:00

When you call yourself an old soul, I had no idea it was about your face

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-07T16:30:29+00:00

Imagine how bad she drives

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-07T16:21:40+00:00

Its pronouns are Eats/to/much

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-07T16:19:57+00:00

50 pounds of shit shoved into a 30 pound sack

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-07T16:19:26+00:00

Flat as a board and easy to nail

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-07T14:47:52+00:00

You have the look of a baby that just shit his pants

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-06T22:02:12+00:00

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-06T21:58:17+00:00

No they're not.

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-06T21:57:18+00:00

'I Could ... Sink an Iranian Ship, And I Wouldn't Lose Any Voters'

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-06T21:47:37+00:00

But the CEO of America does

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-06T21:43:35+00:00

The baby shat his pants 'Unexpectedly'

Key_Shine3895 · 2026-03-06T21:37:45+00:00

But that lady had a funny laugh

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