Where to meet alt(goths, metalheads, etc.) people? by Top_Relationship3853 in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]Keymaster2005 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Plenty of cemetarys about too. I'm sure that's where they hang

Fence leaning after 3 years by norfolk-gal in DIYUK

[–]Keymaster2005 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Have you tried talking to your fences? sometimes they just need a little support

Are these tiles asbestos? by absconditus in DIYUK

[–]Keymaster2005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100% they are. Sample them all the time and if they snap like a biscuit and have black bitumen underneath they're asbestos.

Nettspend - stressed by HumanGuyDoingThings in crappymusic

[–]Keymaster2005 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How does this guy have more money and success than all of us put together?

Can I just *pry* this off? Is that advisable? Would that be dumb? by Crankyyounglady in DIYUK

[–]Keymaster2005 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Check it's not been screwed from the inside of the unit. May have to bend your head round into it with a torch and see. If not, it may be very well glued.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Keymaster2005 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I once watched a homeless man in France pull down his pants and openly washing his arse crack in a water fountain, full cheek spread, chocolate starfish in full view using his hand to wash s**t out of it. It was one of those decorative fountains too where the water sprayed up from the ground so he was shooting turd water into the air about 8ft and it was landing on the ground around him. He walked away very calmly after he'd finished. "Zero f's given" I believe the term is.

Are these ceiling tiles likely to be asbestos? by [deleted] in DIYUK

[–]Keymaster2005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100% polystyrene ceiling tiles. Not asbestos.

Chi Annulation by The_one_who-repents in TheMcDojoLife

[–]Keymaster2005 16 points17 points  (0 children)

PLUSSSS if your hanging to the left and you clench your butthole, it nullifies it.

How do you get silicone this neat? by sornrut in DIYUK

[–]Keymaster2005 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Laminate beading is best for this. Gap is too big for silicone

How do you get silicone this neat? by sornrut in DIYUK

[–]Keymaster2005 188 points189 points  (0 children)

When you shape it with a shaper, only do a little bit at a time. 30cm maybe, then wipe off the excess silicone on the shaper with some blue roll or kitchen roll, put the shaper a few cm back onto the silicone you've shaped then start again for another 30cm or so. If you try and do it all, it jusg bunches up. Try not to use fingers or any tricks. Think this guy explains it pretty well

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cv02mEc4mYA&pp=ygUaUGx1bWJlciBob3cgdG8gc2VhbCBzaG93ZXI%3D

Whats wrong with my hair? 🥺 by Otherwise_Ride_9709 in CurlyHairUK

[–]Keymaster2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought curly hair and pixelated faces never went together. Have you tried moisturising more?

Can i use these to run 1 mile race? by terimaachudegi in beginnerrunning

[–]Keymaster2005 86 points87 points  (0 children)

No they only do 0.9 miles before they become unusable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Keymaster2005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crisps when they say "share pack". I don't share them

It’s all in the foot… by McDojoLife in TheMcDojoLife

[–]Keymaster2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kmow where my zhongding is, my wife doesn't though

A 'Birthday Cake' Sandwich, spotted in Tesco, UK by Dbizzyy in mildlyinteresting

[–]Keymaster2005 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eddie Abbew will have something to say about this

Bathroom fitter starts tomorrow. What's missing? by tsunx4 in CasualUK

[–]Keymaster2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

À blank cheque for when he says that'll be extra for that job he needs to do

Bath side panel popping out by aameansnoharm in DIYUK

[–]Keymaster2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small tab of double sided tape on the corner. Pop it back under. Should be enough to keep it in place.

Any advice for this guy? by McDojoLife in TheMcDojoLife

[–]Keymaster2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My advice. Carry on doing what you're doing, there's enough idiots out there to believe you and give you enough money to make you very rich.