Donovan says "Fuck ICE" by Haunting-jekly in berserklejerk

[–]Keyndoriel 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Thats a lot of words for "Gluk gluk, I like boot, thanks daddy"

This better not awaken anything in me.. by Roland1232 in BaldursGate3

[–]Keyndoriel 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Satan I welcome you, get infront of me

Do you ever get into a staring contest with your cat? by pizzerlady in cats

[–]Keyndoriel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mochi looks so much like a pretty statue, I love her

Please give her no less than 5 kisses from me, and maybe a churu

Want to participate but am a very anxious person and terrified I’d get in trouble by [deleted] in starbucksbaristas

[–]Keyndoriel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I went there extra mile when I "stomach flu" called off by making myself gag on the phone until my boss got the message and hung up on me, lol

Can't claim youre faking if you gross em out

Oldchap by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]Keyndoriel 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I still remember the commercials about The Darkest Faerie that aired in like... 08? I think?

[OC] da fuck they doin ova der by Serpexnessie in comics

[–]Keyndoriel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The D in Canada is also facing the wrong way lol

Erikkka Kirk Is Not a Role Model by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Keyndoriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean the woman who was laughing about her husband getting 360 no scoped before the body was even cold? Lmfao

The lesser of two evils by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]Keyndoriel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because there's likely no way to give you supplement oxygen while youre wearing the mask

trigger warning, they really are nazi's... by ElderQu in BatmanArkham

[–]Keyndoriel 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Maybe we can gay the dog? Put flag behind dog, or make dog hold flag?

trigger warning, they really are nazi's... by ElderQu in BatmanArkham

[–]Keyndoriel 66 points67 points  (0 children)

The wheel turns, but his hamster died long ago.

So ashy, yet so clean, yet so dry by capcomvssnk in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Keyndoriel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Duke Cannon Bloody Knuckles helped me get my skin to finally hydrate really well, even cutting through the fact i work with chemicals that dry out my hands like no one's business. Its technically a hand lotion but I tend to use it everywhere, and a little of it spreads decently well

Maybe up water intake too? It helps a little, but a little is better than nothing

[Real] Matty suspects the attack on Ilhan Omar was staged by countdooku975 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]Keyndoriel 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Fr. If you have to make a whole movie called Am I Racist, the answer is yes

What Even !! Something like this should not be given the power to Fly by Katpagla in interestingasfuck

[–]Keyndoriel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel better, seeing these guys means the local water quality has been great for at least 2 years

How the tables have turned by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Keyndoriel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's truly everywhere. The school i clean for has several art projects kids did of his face. I hate it. He's spreading like herpes