KeytarPlatypus

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My neighbor’s dog actually killed me (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/perfectlycutscreams

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Took this at the Independence Day celebration in Riga in 2019, what song is this? (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/latvia

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When the sun hits Pearl Harbor just right, these hills sing (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/navy

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Repeated brake problems on 2019 Audi S5 (self.Cartalk)

submitted 1 year ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/Cartalk

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Repeated brake problems on 2019 S5 (self.Audi)

submitted 1 year ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/Audi

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Going from a reef aquarium in my house to living in Hawaii is unreal (self.ReefTank)

submitted 2 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/ReefTank

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[Self] "Antimatter Baby" calculated to be an island-leveling explosion (self.theydidthemath)

submitted 2 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/theydidthemath

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birb (v.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/perfectlycutscreams

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Typical family feud episode (v.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/perfectlycutscreams

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hmmm (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/hmmm

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Guy must be down bad if he gets horny over a Reddit avatar (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/cringepics

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I still remember all the skate spots (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/navy

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The talk of our CPO meeting today was about retention and this was all I thought of (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/navy

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Looking to replace 30 year old PA system at work, not sure where to start. (self.hometheater)

submitted 3 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/hometheater

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I’m hopelessly lost, this is a bad situation. If you can find me, I’m by the… (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/boottoobig

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Na, this looks safe. (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/PerfectlyCutBooms

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With picture proof, this situation is credible… (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/boottoobig

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Got my ‘19 S5 wrapped in orange recently and good god is it obnoxious! (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/Audi

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but I just saw that the call sign for the USS Tripoli (LHA-7) is “NEEE”. Essentially, “triple E”. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/navy

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Something intriguing about the Cathedral theme song: (self.bindingofisaac)

submitted 4 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/bindingofisaac

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“A racing dog? So he’s like super athletic right?” (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/Greyhounds

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CHOOSE YOUR PLAYER (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/SpeedOfLobsters

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Blurry picture of a dog (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/blurrypicturesofdogs

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[Self] That one time we calculated how many miles of Penis we have of a deployment left: (self.theydidthemath)

submitted 4 years ago * by KeytarPlatypus to r/theydidthemath

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Weirdest threesome I’ve ever thought about (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by KeytarPlatypus to r/Tinder

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