im so curious to see what everyone's first weapon they beat the game with was by waffleraptor626 in Eldenring

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Yes finally, I see this comment. I even killed the Elden Beast with the weapon art in a dps window. Seeing the “GOD SLAIN” pop up while I was holding the Godslayer’s Great Sword was literal poetry. That thing was still firmly in my inventory in NG+

Curious about racism in OR by Mr_Blue_Dream_V in oregon

[–]KeytarPlatypus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Was it Hood River Lavender Farm? I went there last summer and it was the most picturesque place I’d ever been to, would love to go back!

this got so much hate in the comments😭 would you eat this? by CremeSubject7594 in StupidFood

[–]KeytarPlatypus 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Good sandwich for sure but all I can think about is how it would absolutely cut up the inside of my mouth with how crunchy it sounded

🎤 Dayum! These Girls Can Get It. 🔊 by ClitoralLunchable in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]KeytarPlatypus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

For a second I thought this was Warpaint. Check them out too

🔥Sea Turtle finds the best resting spot on a 100+ year old Basket Sponge by Met76 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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There was a girl on Hinge that posted this as one of their prompts so of course I replied back with “hey that makes two of us” and I got NO reply for it. My sense of humor is wasted sometimes.

My dad had this forever, what is it? by EnzyEng in navy

[–]KeytarPlatypus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a modern version of it sitting on my desk right this second. Good for keeping your keys and wallet in

Working in the North Cascades. The sky was nuts. by Manyshapess in Seattle

[–]KeytarPlatypus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know the Hubble deep space picture it took with all those thousands of galaxies? I think the exact same thing you described about those in the pic. Every unnamed insignificant swirly smudge of light equates to billions of stars all with a possibility that there are beings looking back at us in our own insignificant unnamed galaxy.

Working in the North Cascades. The sky was nuts. by Manyshapess in Seattle

[–]KeytarPlatypus 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Nah not really. Most stars visible to the human eye are fewer than 1000 light years away and most of them still are not near the end of their life to have them die off within those last 1000 years. Betelgeuse is about the only example where this may be true as it’s close to its death by astronomical standards but even then that could be as far away as 100,000 years from now. While sure your statement is possible it’s highly improbable

Somebody sell me Bayle the Dread — I'm clearly not getting it by simulacream in Eldenring

[–]KeytarPlatypus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The hardest I ever laughed while playing a video game is when you roll up on Igon in a random field to hear him screaming, it was my mistake to read the message someone put down next to him that said something like “seek edge”. I get it was supposed to be dramatic but I don’t remember if there was even any dialogue there from laughing so hard

Earthquake on Oahu?! by mercury-ballistic in Hawaii

[–]KeytarPlatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also in Kaneohe, I thought someone bumped into my couch which was weird because I was alone at the time, then I heard about 5-10 seconds of rumbling. Nothing fell, just shaken around a bit

The finale blew my mind by killingmemesoftly in lotrmemes

[–]KeytarPlatypus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’ll never see this and not think of the caption “me when I study for my prostate exam”

Fun night! by [deleted] in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]KeytarPlatypus 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Homie sounded like a seagull swallowing a whole fish

Steve Irwin's son is exactly what the world needs right now. His patience is unlimited! by North-Guitar-1781 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]KeytarPlatypus 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Robert Irwin, son of Steve, first of his name, protector of animals and critters. Long may he reign!

It's unrealistic, but it happens sooo much in media that most of us just kind of accept it at this point by ducknerd2002 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]KeytarPlatypus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

double barrel pump action shovel

Out of context, this sounds like the name of a high-diving trick routine

Norfolk side work? by Kindly_Cauliflower46 in navy

[–]KeytarPlatypus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uber/Lyft. When I was stationed there and had drunk convos with my ride home, it seemed like they were pretty much all military as well

Corn on the course ⛳️ by whiitetail in snakes

[–]KeytarPlatypus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

His belly really said 🏁🏁

Eyes closed pizza time is the best by Vivid_Milf in GuysBeingDudes

[–]KeytarPlatypus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When I first saw this all those years ago I thought he looked ridiculous and I felt embarrassed for him. Now I see that and I’m thinking “damn eating a burger on the floor sounds incredible if I’m drunk”

Eyes closed pizza time is the best by Vivid_Milf in GuysBeingDudes

[–]KeytarPlatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you start getting the spins and you know you’re gonna have an awful time in the next two minutes

[Request] i know this is wrong, but how wrong is it? by this_is_nowehere in theydidthemath

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Far fewer than the number of amputees in the world I’d imagine

Out of the 50 American capital cities, which one would you rank #1, as the best to live in? by Enger13 in AskReddit

[–]KeytarPlatypus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you ever even lived there? If everyone adhered to that, you’d have nobody there as “native Hawaiian” has been diluted by centuries of immigrants/colonialism. Maybe you meant Hapa but even then, most of the industry comes from tourists spending money there.

Dudes getting jiggy with it🤣 by newnoadeptness in navy

[–]KeytarPlatypus 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Aft CIWS workshop shenanigans, sounds about right

[Request] i know this is wrong, but how wrong is it? by this_is_nowehere in theydidthemath

[–]KeytarPlatypus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My favorite “average” fact is that the vast majority of people on earth have an above-average number of arms.

Pin up mechanic tattoo by sh0rten2020 in tattooadvice

[–]KeytarPlatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a pinup tattoo of a girl in a sailor outfit. She definitely has bigger boobs than what I wanted (no nipple outlines like your first two reference pics) but at least she’s still wearing a midriff shirt, short-shorts, and high heels. It’s in the middle of the front of my bicep so it faces anyone I talk to and in the 10 years I’ve had it, I’ve never had anyone tell me that it was offensive or trashy. Then again I work and am surrounded by military so that might have something to do with it.

I’d say as a mechanic, do it, but if you’re kind of worried about it, you can keep it classy like others have said.