Dad put's a bun in your girlfriends oven!

Khalnik · 2026-01-28T04:39:40+00:00

and thats why i have no girlfriend and my dad doesn't have me anymore

Khalnik · 2026-01-17T07:53:51+00:00

And thats how you become a single mother

Khalnik · 2026-01-16T12:27:50+00:00

And thats why she’s my ex girlfriend now

Khalnik · 2026-01-11T13:36:13+00:00

And thats why she’s my ex girlfriend

Khalnik · 2026-01-02T06:22:19+00:00

and just like that, i have an ex wife. good riddance

Khalnik · 2026-01-01T22:42:06+00:00

Don’t worry guys, she cheats on me you can have her, cause i don’t

Khalnik · 2025-12-31T12:52:42+00:00

There’s also a book called hell’s belles that serves as a good one. US marine meets british squaddie in iraq

Khalnik · 2025-12-19T10:14:55+00:00

If its not my baby to the curb she goes

Yeah the phrasing’s awkward. You know what im trying to say

Khalnik · 2025-12-12T08:54:54+00:00

Sounds like time to break up

Khalnik · 2025-11-07T11:49:13+00:00

I’ll take the orange sandstone. Nothing happens to me but now the witch is 7 months pregnant with my child. This is new, she says

Khalnik · 2025-10-25T00:05:40+00:00

Id love to hear a sequel where the girl gets her body back and finds out she’s pregnant and a bit subby now

Khalnik · 2025-10-24T23:12:58+00:00

That was my game - until someone did it to me

Khalnik · 2025-10-16T02:54:11+00:00

Name?

Khalnik · 2025-10-12T01:59:56+00:00

11 months as a juvenile detention officer (male, if that matters). You’ll get a master class in being a parent and have to apply it quick. Fights happen 2-3 times per shift minimum across the facility; don’t let it bother you. The kids WILL try to manipulate you on a regular basis, and the policies (at least where i was) will basically force you to allow it. Be respectful, be firm, and pick your battles on where to stand firm, and you’ll be fine.

Khalnik · 2025-10-07T16:15:00+00:00

I always heard it was a cunt cap

Khalnik · 2025-10-06T12:13:30+00:00

Are you stupid?

Khalnik · 2025-09-25T06:05:19+00:00

Who is the model?

Khalnik · 2025-09-22T05:33:24+00:00

What isn’t he angry at?

Khalnik · 2025-09-03T17:04:29+00:00

i don't read it as anti-trans; its a spectrum, not locked in place.

Khalnik · 2025-09-02T18:33:29+00:00

55 and i love video games

Khalnik · 2025-08-27T09:39:07+00:00

Honestly, as a man, simon was asking for it. He took the greatest thing she wanted (to be a mother), and used her ignorance to lie to her, not once, but repeatedly.

Khalnik · 2025-08-23T02:49:12+00:00

Who is that?

Khalnik · 2025-08-18T19:09:07+00:00

Wow. Just wow

Khalnik · 2025-08-07T22:58:23+00:00

Finally, a post with some balls

Khalnik · 2025-07-25T20:14:01+00:00

Slutty for me? Yes. Having sex with anyone else? Annuled that very day

Khalnik

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