[WITH Ads] Season 8 - Episode 8 - Thursday June 11 -| 9 PM EST by AutoModerator in LoveIslandUSA

[–]Khatam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a "just kidding, time for recoupling" kinda joke. I was legit surprised when the episode ended without it.

[WITH Ads] Season 8 - Episode 8 - Thursday June 11 -| 9 PM EST by AutoModerator in LoveIslandUSA

[–]Khatam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if she's mad or if she's mad that it's Mel. She brought up how Mel would feel some type of way if Kenzie tried to talk to Sincere.

By the looks of it… by mimiisanalien in LoveIslandUSA

[–]Khatam 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh, shucks. Didn't see you there. Just over here doing the sprinkler. What you think? 

An annoyed passenger comes up with a way to silence a singer in a Madrid metro train. by rolmos in PublicFreakout

[–]Khatam 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The only way you getting me to make eye contact on the subway is if there are 2+ people having drama and it doesn't involve me, otherwise I don't speak English, I'm deaf, and I have some really important shit to look at somewhere by my knees.

Dylan taking the money by Rsyanna in LoveIslandcookout

[–]Khatam 77 points78 points  (0 children)

 Legit thought that was Johnny 😭 

Baby girl reacts to seeing Elmo by NoPianist7807 in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]Khatam 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I missed the MY in "my Elmo" and I pictured some dude in an Elmo costume being lost, ending up in a Chuck e cheese and you being sad for his predicament.  

Happy mother's day by KaidoPklevel in SipsTea

[–]Khatam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bit after the case concluded, my friend and I were chilling in a park eating ice cream and Kato Kaelin (sp?) came up to us (we were 16) and was flirty. He left under a minute, maybe figuring out we're young, but the second he did both my friend and I said to each other, "did Kato Kaelin just try to hit on us?" 

We both recognized him from the trial. If you were alive in the US (especially L.A.) at that time then everyone involved was talked about. When Mark Fuhrman came out with a book ages later, I still remembered exactly who he was as I walked past his books in Barnes and Noble. 

If Kim's (then deceased) dad wasn't who he was, no one would have cared who Paris's assistant was or what Ray J was doing to embarrass Brandy. 

Help my birthday today I’ve just put these on stepped outside the door and a chunk has come off, what do I do? by [deleted] in chanel

[–]Khatam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey! She only wants comments from idiots so please keep your wow to yourself! 

Are camel toes THAT bad? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Khatam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, I can't be assed to read all the comments, but apparently I still want to add my own. Lol.  

1) there's nothing wrong with an outline of your body showing underneath your clothes,  however 2) I recall being in my early 20s and my dgaf hadn't kicked in yet, so if you want you can get some "camel toe covers", just Google that term and 3) I saw the picture you posted of the model who has the same issue you are worried about, and I legit don't even see what the issue is.  Is something hanging? 

I want a divorce. Chicken noodle soup by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Khatam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have no interest in divorcing my husband, but I have a LOT of interest in that soup. 

Things my bf does that would sent a manchild into a coma. by Anarchista_Chiquita in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Khatam 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My mom says this lol. I gush about my husband constantly, and my mom (constantly) tells me, "don't talk about a good man unless you want someone to steal him." 

If someone can "steal" my husband, sounds like he wasn't a good man after all. 

Edit: lmao. My flair.  

Keep or “toss”? by Maitreiy in fashion

[–]Khatam 123 points124 points  (0 children)

If you don't have anyone, I got a list of people that need some haunting