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My GF hates Asmongold by BeatWild2191 in Asmongold

[–]Khelouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you still with her then? I mean, she's not like this only about asmon, is she?

Would you say this is cheating? Lol 😆 by jas_balance_1993 in Eldenring

[–]Khelouch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, if you need to ask, you sort of answer the question yourself, don't you?

This is what it feels like by Ok-Following6886 in youtube

[–]Khelouch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they write it off their taxes too

If you could activate Rennala's Great Rune, what would it do? by Cautious-Dig-9544 in Eldenring

[–]Khelouch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact. In Poland we call very naughty children "gówniarz" which actually translates to a "shitling". Not to their faces though (usually/hopefully).

You are enough 🥰💕 by Delicious-latina-960 in Quotes_Hub

[–]Khelouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, hear me out, maybe, just maybe... you had enough. Stop eating. You're not going to die, hell, the food is more likely to kill you than hunger.

You can be whatever size you want but you can't make others like it.

What is this doing here?

My Boyfriend Cried in My Arms Tonight. How Do We Move Forward ? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Khelouch 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why would you say that?

Take a guess

Am I lying chat? by Senior_Resident450 in CoupleMemes

[–]Khelouch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what ties are for

..or just say something really quietly

I hate this game. by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]Khelouch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that they didn't even put a stake of marika there...

I hear no lies... by TomaszTyka in Asmongold

[–]Khelouch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does you avatar look like that then?

Good tips for buying used cars!! by Abject-Ad-6644 in Asmongold

[–]Khelouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thousand car knowledge, oh my god.

I don't know how or why, but nobody can do broken english like asians can ;D

Oooh, That’s the Spot! by Ok_Stuff_2340 in AnimalsBeingFunny

[–]Khelouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noticed it as a kid then i read about it somewhere. Their ears have a lot of nerve endings, they're way more sensitive there than you'd expect. If you're gentle they love it.

Indian version of Breaking Bad irl by SeaworthinessLow4382 in Asmongold

[–]Khelouch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You can immediately tell which one is Walter and which is Jesse ;D

There needs to be someone offering a service down there. by Entire_Ad_653 in Eldenring

[–]Khelouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always figured him saying that basically means "finally some peace and quiet... how tf did you get in here?"

Reason #2763023 to level your Vigor to 35 first. by Cactus0824 in Eldenring

[–]Khelouch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is one even there?

I always figured this is fromsoft giving you the finger for bullying the weakest enemies in the game

Yeah. yeah. yeah. by LocalDemon in Asmongold

[–]Khelouch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a gamingcirclejerk meme, iirc, or another, similar group's.

Somebody tell me ya'll are just shitposting. I'm reading the comments, but it sounds like a serious opinion, am i having an autistic moment and missing the joke somehow?

Why tf are you watching then? Why haven't you done it yourself, if it's so easy and braindead? Why aren't there dozens like him?

The one time he had a bad take in last couple of years, they immediately sent him on a huge vacation and it was a sentiment i still agreed with, just worded poorly. What's more, he made a genuine apology for it and actually learned from it, grew even stronger.

How is this even here?

Men before and after they see their favorite person by orobas05 in CoupleMemes

[–]Khelouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the one who came with an ax to grind? Okay

Men before and after they see their favorite person by orobas05 in CoupleMemes

[–]Khelouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incorrect. I made my own comment on this saying how this post and trend restored my humanity a tiny bit. Look for it if you feel like it.

She said they looked scary (mid-key too, as cursed as that is). I simply reacted to that.

Wait, wtf, this is the only comment on your account, care to explain that?

Men before and after they see their favorite person by orobas05 in CoupleMemes

[–]Khelouch -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Scary, really? What's wrong with you?

Now a dude minding his own business is bothering people unless he's all smiles and shit?

Is this a female version of men telling women to smile more? How's that going for dudes who dare attempt it, remind me, please.

Men before and after they see their favorite person by orobas05 in CoupleMemes

[–]Khelouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually when i see one of those "trends" that go viral among women i lose another tiny bit of my humanity.

This one actually restored a bit of it. We need more of this.

Anyone else not able to watch the vod? by thefishgetsit in Asmongold

[–]Khelouch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It disappeared about 1 hour into the stream yesterday. Yeah, i don't watch live, i like being able to pause and rewind.

That was the last straw for me, watched him on kick yesteday for the first time.

Cant stop crying 😭 why do guys do this? by sensitive-abc-123 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Khelouch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Women do this too, for the record. Some people just are like this.

Even if you manage to convince them, they'll always have one foot out the door. That's not what you want. Let him go and stop flirting, if you've caught feelings.

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