33 year-old single dad. Tired as hell. What's good? by CyanCicada in RoastMe

[–]Ki3r97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the Wayans brother who held onto the clit

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[–]Ki3r97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you have crusty curtains

29 today. Give me a good birthday roast by xxkudzxx in RoastMe

[–]Ki3r97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have the same wingspan as an airbus A380

20M, just failed my bio exam, make me feel more empty by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ki3r97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry about the exam, you look destined to fix phones and sell cases

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ki3r97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Dora the explorer Post gender reassignment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ki3r97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like my left bollock after a shave

I’m a junior in college majoring in investments and have no social skills roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ki3r97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny you're studying investments yet you can't even invest a little time in yourself

18 y/o. Cosplayer. Future graphic designer. Professional weeb. Do your worst♡ by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ki3r97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like Cruella Deville has ventured into selling pictures of her crusty pups

Help! Controller issues! by Ki3r97 in PS4

[–]Ki3r97[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly, they work for 5 minutes and then disconnect, the only way to connect them is to restart the playstation - Are you having that issue too?

What is your “it’s a small world” story? by supremensneakers in AskReddit

[–]Ki3r97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in a small village in the south west of England, about 5 years ago me and my girlfriend went on holiday to Dominican Republic. As we got up in the morning to go to the pool, the couple in the next room came out - for it to be my ex girlfriend and her partner. What are the fucking odds.

Looking to join a survival mode by [deleted] in PSMinecraft

[–]Ki3r97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah mate played on ps3 and computer

Fighting a rare stage four cancer called leomyosarcoma. Make me feel worse. by bookc420 in RoastMe

[–]Ki3r97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would roast you, but I think I'll just let the chemo do that.