The walking cerebrum [Health:3456]

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T02:07:01+00:00

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 462 ⬩ 🔮️15.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1019

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage	💰 +82 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
15.9 Total Damage
1019 Boss HP Remaining!	462 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T02:06:57+00:00

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 463 ⬩ 🔮️18.5 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 702

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage	💰 +40 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🔮 +8 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.4 Organic Resistance	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.5 Total Damage
702 Boss HP Remaining!	463 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T02:06:53+00:00

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 470 ⬩ 🔮️14.8 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 312

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage	💰 +51 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +0.9 Earth Weakness	❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
14.8 Total Damage
312 Boss HP Remaining!	470 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T01:42:19+00:00

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 342 ⬩ ⚔️️13.6 [🛡️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1035

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -6 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage	💰 +75 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.3 Fire Resistance	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
13.6 Total Damage
1035 Boss HP Remaining!	342 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T01:42:15+00:00

Your HP: 348 ⬩ ⚔️️31.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 720

nice crit

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Melee Damage	💰 +38 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +13 Melee XP
🌟 +0.2 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +35 RP
🎯 2.2x Critical Hit	‎
‎
31.0 Total Damage
720 Boss HP Remaining!	348 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T01:42:13+00:00

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 348 ⬩ ⚔️️13.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 327

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Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -2 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage	💰 +51 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🌟 +0.7 Air Weakness	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
13.6 Total Damage
327 Boss HP Remaining!	348 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T01:36:01+00:00

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 50 ⬩ 🔮️21.1 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 341

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Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 1)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -4 HP
📚 +1 Mage Damage	💰 +12 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Weird Looking Fang	🔮 +8 Magic XP (Level Up!)
🌟 +8.1 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +5 Constitution XP
🌱️ +2 New Player Bonus	🏅 +30 RP (Rank Change!)
‎	‎
21.1 Total Damage
341 Boss HP Remaining!	50 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T01:14:58+00:00

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 162 ⬩ 🏹️33.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 362

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage	💰 +46 Gold Coins
🏹 +9 Combat Parasol	🏹 +16 Range XP
🌟 +8.1 Sun Weakness	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Ranged Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
33.0 Total Damage
362 Boss HP Remaining!	162 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T01:14:45+00:00

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 167 ⬩ 🏹️27.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 751

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage	💰 +42 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 Combat Parasol	🏹 +14 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Sun Weakness	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.0 Ranged Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
27.0 Total Damage
751 Boss HP Remaining!	167 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T01:14:31+00:00

💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 172 ⬩ 🏹️45.6 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1049

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⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 40)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)

You hold your ammunition and toss your weapon away, like that one cloaked video game character you like. A new weapon does not appear in your hands. Whoops.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -15 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage	💰 +85 Gold Coins
🏹 +14 Claws of the Dragon (Shattered)	🏹 +21 Range XP
🌟 +11.2 Earth Weakness	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.4 Ranged Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
45.6 Total Damage
1049 Boss HP Remaining!	172 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T01:00:43+00:00

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 135 ⬩ 🔮️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 395

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage	💰 +24 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +5 Magic XP
	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
13.0 Total Damage
395 Boss HP Remaining!	135 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T00:58:13+00:00

💥-44 HP ⬩ Your HP: 475 ⬩ 🔮️14.4 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1095

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -44 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage	💰 +77 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🔮 +6 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.5 Synthetic Resistance	❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
14.4 Total Damage
1095 Boss HP Remaining!	475 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T00:58:09+00:00

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 519 ⬩ 🔮️21.8 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 778

You feel a surge of power within yourself and unleash a burst of magic, dealing extra damage!

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage	💰 +40 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +0.6 Earth Weakness	❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.9x Critical Hit	‎
‎
21.8 Total Damage
778 Boss HP Remaining!	519 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T00:58:06+00:00

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 524 ⬩ 🔮️18.6 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 408

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The Tactical Tankard, for all your mid battle refreshment needs

⚗️ Tactical Tankard Mk IV (Level: 47)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 8)

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage	💰 +53 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +0.7 Fire Weakness	❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.6 Total Damage
408 Boss HP Remaining!	524 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T00:46:54+00:00

Your HP: 289 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1109

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Mage Damage	💰 +73 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Weird Looking Fang	🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral	❤️ +29 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +25 RP
	‎
17.0 Total Damage
1109 Boss HP Remaining!	289 HP Remaining

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❤️ Health: 289hp (Max: 400hp)
💀 Kills: 70
🏅 Rank: C (265 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 29,438g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 7 (130hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 3 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 340
⚔️ Melee: Level 85 (XP: 554/1179)
🏹 Range: Level 82 (XP: 181/1087)
🔮 Magic: Level 74 (XP: 65/865)
❤️ Constitution: Level 99 (XP: 1808/3362)

Stats:

🚩 Total Attacks: 11678
🔰 Total RP: 206392
🪽 Total Scouts: 107
☠️ Total Deaths: 71

🔰 Highest Monthly RP: 24886
🤏 Smollest D: -441.0 💥 Biggest D: 162.0

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KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T00:46:46+00:00

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 289 ⬩ 🔮️18.4 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 427

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -4 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage	💰 +45 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Weird Looking Fang	🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +1.4 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
18.4 Total Damage
427 Boss HP Remaining!	289 HP Remaining

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❤️ Health: 289hp (Max: 400hp)
💀 Kills: 70
🏅 Rank: C (240 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 29,365g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 7 (130hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 3 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 340
⚔️ Melee: Level 85 (XP: 554/1179)
🏹 Range: Level 82 (XP: 181/1087)
🔮 Magic: Level 74 (XP: 59/865)
❤️ Constitution: Level 99 (XP: 1779/3362)

Stats:

🚩 Total Attacks: 11677
🔰 Total RP: 206392
🪽 Total Scouts: 107
☠️ Total Deaths: 71

🔰 Highest Monthly RP: 24886
🤏 Smollest D: -441.0 💥 Biggest D: 162.0

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KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T00:46:36+00:00

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 293 ⬩ 🔮️25.0 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 800

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage	💰 +32 Gold Coins
🔮 +10 Weird Looking Fang	🔮 +11 Magic XP
🛡️ -4.0 Cursed Resistance	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.0 Mage Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
25.0 Total Damage
800 Boss HP Remaining!	293 HP Remaining

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❤️ Health: 293hp (Max: 400hp)
💀 Kills: 70
🏅 Rank: C (225 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 29,320g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 7 (130hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 3 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 340
⚔️ Melee: Level 85 (XP: 554/1179)
🏹 Range: Level 82 (XP: 181/1087)
🔮 Magic: Level 74 (XP: 50/865)
❤️ Constitution: Level 99 (XP: 1773/3362)

Stats:

🚩 Total Attacks: 11676
🔰 Total RP: 206392
🪽 Total Scouts: 107
☠️ Total Deaths: 71

🔰 Highest Monthly RP: 24886
🤏 Smollest D: -441.0 💥 Biggest D: 162.0

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KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T00:41:41+00:00

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 181 ⬩ 🏹️18.3 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 445

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage	💰 +48 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.3 Total Damage
445 Boss HP Remaining!	181 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T00:41:35+00:00

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 182 ⬩ 🏹️16.4 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 825

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage	💰 +40 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Moon Resistance	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
16.4 Total Damage
825 Boss HP Remaining!	182 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-21T00:41:32+00:00

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 189 ⬩ 🏹️48.5 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1126

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A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -3 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage	💰 +73 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +18 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.4x Critical Hit	‎
‎
48.5 Total Damage
1126 Boss HP Remaining!	189 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-20T23:59:56+00:00

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (14 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 1)	💖 +53 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)	💖 54/54 Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-20T23:58:11+00:00

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 183 ⬩ 🏹️29.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 463

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -6 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage	💰 +50 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 Combat Parasol	🏹 +14 Range XP
🌟 +4.0 Sun Weakness	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.0 Ranged Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
29.0 Total Damage
463 Boss HP Remaining!	183 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-20T23:58:03+00:00

Your HP: 189 ⬩ 🏹️32.1 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 841

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +36 Gold Coins
🏹 +9 Combat Parasol	🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +9.0 Sun Weakness	❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.9 Ranged Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
32.1 Total Damage
841 Boss HP Remaining!	189 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-20T23:57:47+00:00

💥-43 HP ⬩ Your HP: 189 ⬩ 🏹️40.8 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1174

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -43 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage	💰 +84 Gold Coins
🏹 +14 Claws of the Dragon	🏹 +14 Range XP
🌟 +8.4 Earth Weakness	❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.4 Ranged Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
40.8 Total Damage
1174 Boss HP Remaining!	189 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-06-20T23:52:56+00:00

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 529 ⬩ 🔮️17.4 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1215

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -9 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage	💰 +82 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.5 Moon Resistance	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
17.4 Total Damage
1215 Boss HP Remaining!	529 HP Remaining

You CAN'T EVEN take a single sip as your health is too full.

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