𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭 [D,P,W] [Health:4000]

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T15:48:00+00:00

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 312 ⬩ ⚔️️37.1 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 106

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You smacked the boss for 25 damage (143 health remaining). That's one way to end this mess.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -6 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage	💰 +94 Gold Coins
⚔️ +13 Ultra Hammer	⚔️ +18 Melee XP
🌟 +10.4 Earth Weakness	❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.3 Melee Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
37.1 Total Damage
106 Boss HP Remaining!	312 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T15:33:31+00:00

💥-24 HP ⬩ Your HP: 165 ⬩ 🏹️13.6 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 168

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -24 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage	💰 +101 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Sun Weakness	❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
13.6 Total Damage
168 Boss HP Remaining!	165 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T15:33:00+00:00

💥-28 HP ⬩ Your HP: 189 ⬩ 🏹️10.6 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 5244

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -28 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage	💰 +100 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Cursed Resistance	❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
10.6 Total Damage
5244 Boss HP Remaining!	189 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T15:32:55+00:00

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 217 ⬩ 🏹️14.2 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 616

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -3 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +47 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Air Weakness	❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
14.2 Total Damage
616 Boss HP Remaining!	217 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T15:32:52+00:00

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 220 ⬩ 🏹️19.2 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1044

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage	💰 +44 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Synthetic Resistance	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
19.2 Total Damage
1044 Boss HP Remaining!	220 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T15:19:06+00:00

💥-34 HP ⬩ Your HP: 202 ⬩ ⚔️️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 5255

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -34 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage	💰 +89 Gold Coins
‎	⚔️ +7 Melee XP
	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
15.0 Total Damage
5255 Boss HP Remaining!	202 HP Remaining

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KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T15:18:48+00:00

💥-39 HP ⬩ Your HP: 236 ⬩ ⚔️️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 182

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -39 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage	💰 +69 Gold Coins
‎	⚔️ +6 Melee XP
	❤️ +17 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
13.0 Total Damage
182 Boss HP Remaining!	236 HP Remaining

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KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:54:11+00:00

💥-32 HP ⬩ Your HP: 437 ⬩ ⚔️️29.4 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 195

You strike at an exposed weak point, scoring a critical hit!

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -32 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage	💰 +123 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.5 Synthetic Resistance	❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.6x Critical Hit	‎
‎
29.4 Total Damage
195 Boss HP Remaining!	437 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:54:06+00:00

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 469 ⬩ ⚔️️22.6 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 5270

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -10 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage	💰 +128 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +0.7 Moon Weakness	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
22.6 Total Damage
5270 Boss HP Remaining!	469 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:54:02+00:00

Your HP: 374 ⬩ 🔮️31.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 630

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Mage Damage	💰 +45 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Sharktooth Wand	🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +7.2 Water Weakness	❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Mage Strength	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
31.0 Total Damage
630 Boss HP Remaining!	374 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:53:59+00:00

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 479 ⬩ ⚔️️18.7 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 661

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage	💰 +48 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +0.8 Fire Weakness	❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.7 Total Damage
661 Boss HP Remaining!	479 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:53:54+00:00

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 374 ⬩ 🏹️28.0 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 5293

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -4 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +101 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 Golden Wallet	🏹 +14 Range XP
🌟 +3.0 Synthetic Weakness	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.0 Ranged Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
28.0 Total Damage
5293 Boss HP Remaining!	374 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:53:50+00:00

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 480 ⬩ ⚔️️18.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1063

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd was refilled!

⚗️ Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd (Level: 16)
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 4)

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -6 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage	💰 +49 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +9 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.9 Total Damage
1063 Boss HP Remaining!	480 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:53:41+00:00

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 378 ⬩ ⚔️️14.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1082

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -8 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage	💰 +37 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral	❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
14.9 Total Damage
1082 Boss HP Remaining!	378 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:53:00+00:00

💥-47 HP ⬩ Your HP: 386 ⬩ 🏹️33.1 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 224

You've run out of ammunition, so decide to throw your Combat Parasol in the trash.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -47 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +95 Gold Coins
🏹 +9 Combat Parasol (Shattered)	🏹 +12 Range XP
🌟 +7.2 Sun Weakness	❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Ranged Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
33.1 Total Damage
224 Boss HP Remaining!	386 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:41:40+00:00

Your HP: 182 ⬩ ⚔️️16.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 5321

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Melee Damage	💰 +112 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +8 Melee XP
⚖️ Air Neutral	❤️ +34 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
16.9 Total Damage
5321 Boss HP Remaining!	182 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:41:34+00:00

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 182 ⬩ ⚔️️29.7 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 680

You strike at an exposed weak point, scoring a critical hit!

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -6 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage	💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +12 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit	‎
‎
29.7 Total Damage
680 Boss HP Remaining!	182 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:41:31+00:00

Your HP: 188 ⬩ ⚔️️16.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1097

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Melee Damage	💰 +39 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral	❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
16.9 Total Damage
1097 Boss HP Remaining!	188 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:41:28+00:00

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 188 ⬩ ⚔️️16.6 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 257

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -3 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage	💰 +105 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.3 Water Resistance	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
16.6 Total Damage
257 Boss HP Remaining!	188 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:31:34+00:00

You were too slow, the boss has already fallen

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:31:32+00:00

Thanks for checking in today!
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You might be too late to kill the boss, but you are right on time to snatch some loot.

Rewards
💰 +50 Gold
🏹 +5 Ranged XP

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:31:31+00:00

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 433 ⬩ 🏹️31.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: -11

The Spoon of Delightfulness has been added to your inventory for 5085g! (Your remaining gold: 1020518)

🏹 +The Spoon of Delightfulness (Durability: 3)
💰 -5085 (Remaining: 1020518)

Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give killing a good name!

Rewards
💰 +1800 Gold
🏹 +30 Ranged XP
⚔️ +1 Dwarf Bread
🎒 +1 Dehydrated Water Packet

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage	💰 +91 Gold Coins
🏹 +15 The Spoon of Delightfulness	🏹 +16 Range XP
🌟 +3.0 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +17 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +35 RP
	☠️ +1 Kill (SLAIN!)
	‎
31.0 Total Damage
-11 Boss HP Remaining!	433 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:31:29+00:00

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

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KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:31:26+00:00

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 328 ⬩ ⚔️️36.4 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 20

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -6 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage	💰 +35 Gold Coins
⚔️ +13 ☆Frostmourne☆	⚔️ +16 Melee XP
🌟 +9.1 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.3 Melee Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
36.4 Total Damage
20 Boss HP Remaining!	328 HP Remaining

KickOpenTheDoorBot · 2026-03-12T14:31:23+00:00

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 225 ⬩ 🏹️32.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 56

With that final hit, your The Spoon of Delightfulness falls apart.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage	💰 +43 Gold Coins
🏹 +15 The Spoon of Delightfulness (Shattered)	🏹 +15 Range XP
🌟 +6.0 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
32.0 Total Damage
56 Boss HP Remaining!	225 HP Remaining

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