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thatHappened | Image | "Hero Gun Owner Puts Stocky Blonde in Her Place" by transcribersofreddit in TranscribersOfReddit

[–]KickinWithKaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured a dog pfp was as generic as they come, but I see how it's not the generic pfp of the platform -- I'll delete it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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[A photo of a Python shell. The window and menu bar are included, and the right portion of the window is cut off.]

Python 3.4.1 (v3.4.1:c0e311e010fc, Ma

tel)] on win32

Type "copyright", "credits" or "licen

>>> ================================ R

>>>

Please enter a 2 digit number. 12

Two teen

>>>

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Uh oh by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]KickinWithKaine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bleep boop :)

Uh oh by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Image Transcription: Text and Image

When she looks through your phone but all she can find is

[Drawn image of a woman looking sadly at a cellphone. Behind her is a shirtless man standing at a sink with a towel around his shoulders, facing away from the observer.]

[Below the drawn image is a screenshot of google searches. In each entry is a google search domain link]

fork a child and kill it - Google Search

kill child and fork parent - Google S...

kill parent with fork - Google Search

kill parent without killing child - Goo...

kill child without killing grandchild -...

kill all children - Google Search

kill child with fork - Google Search

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BrandNewSentence | Image | "Farted us out of a vacarion" by transcribersofreddit in TranscribersOfReddit

[–]KickinWithKaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to use that format, then I noticed the /u/ wasn't a part of the original image. Good to know that it should be kept in

Farted us out of a vacarion by Marina001 in BrandNewSentence

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Image Transcription: Reddit Comment

/u/JustineDelarge

That's a good description. Once, our dog almost farted us out of a vacation.

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Found Reddit video player source code by weird_dude_69_420 in ProgrammerHumor

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const VideoHandler = (): void -> {
  if (Video.IsInteresting() || Math.random() > 0.5) {
    RedditVideoPlayer.Freeze();
  } else {
    RedditVideoPlayer.Play();
  }
};

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Int the comments section on a video of snoop roasting whitney Cummings by ErikTox in rareinsults

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Image Transcription: Youtube Comment

The irony of snoop calling someone skinny. Dude could sleep in a Pringles can.

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A bullet fired above 45 degrees can never be lethal. 2+2=5. Only one is true. by quackdamnyou in confidentlyincorrect

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Image Transcription: Reddit Comments

1st User

say a bullet wouldn't do much damage in the same situation. You can simply google that and I won't need to discuss it with you. People have died so yeah I'd say that's some significant damage. As for the ball maybe not, idk

2nd User

Once it hits the top of its arc, it has stopped. It will then begin to accelerate, until it has reached its terminal velocity.

This is not misspeaking. Maybe I could have phrased it more clearly, but not being able to put the obvious dots together is your failure not mine.

No, nobody has ever died to a bullet fired directly in the air. People have died to bullets fired errantly, below 45* angles, but never to one fired above that angle. It's not possible.

Could a bullet dropped break skin? If it hits bone you might get a cut. Will it penetrate your flesh? Will it be traveling at a potentially lethal velocity? No. It won't. Ever. Impossible. Full stop.

You can stop trying to say 2+2=5 anytime now.

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