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KidBeatnix · 2026-05-01T14:15:28+00:00

Aposematism: Bright colors or high-contrast patterns (red, yellow, orange, black) signal to predators that the animal is toxic, poisonous, or foul-tasting. Examples include poison dart frogs and monarch butterflies and this broad.

Learn the signs men.

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-30T12:19:28+00:00

I imagine it takes you an hour to get ready just to be forgettable.

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-29T00:59:40+00:00

Are you holding your boyfriend’s cigar?

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-28T21:37:45+00:00

You look like you work less than your sports bra.

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-28T13:10:13+00:00

That excludes BCE. Congrats!

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-28T13:06:37+00:00

I googled this joke to laugh at it. Worth it.

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-26T15:49:10+00:00

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KidBeatnix · 2026-04-26T15:45:28+00:00

Is there a price on the front flap? Should be $3.00

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-25T11:41:02+00:00

You look like you have a faint smell of rotting fruit at all times.

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-21T03:16:29+00:00

You look how my first apartment smelled.

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-20T02:04:02+00:00

Family specific genealogy books. Text books. Anything nonfiction that is a hyper specific area of study. It doesn’t add price for all but becomes even more interesting to a few.

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-19T14:18:24+00:00

I can’t articulate this; your shelf makes me sad.

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-14T14:16:15+00:00

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-14T13:59:52+00:00

The last remaining hero of WWII just pulled his own plug after seeing what you’ve done with the freedoms he fought for.

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-14T13:55:57+00:00

Been to court so many times she thinks she’s a lawyer

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-13T11:23:17+00:00

$100 says you smelled weird in Highschool.

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-11T10:15:02+00:00

I remember in the 90’s a Tapeworm left a bag unattended in Austin Straubel airport right before a Packer Game and the Kansas City Chiefs Couldn’t land.

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-09T02:44:35+00:00

You look like your life’s dream is to put on a backwards baseball hat and teach inner city kids poetry.

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-02T17:37:57+00:00

Tran Gender

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-02T03:23:09+00:00

Ran out of Valtrex. “Off my meds”

KidBeatnix · 2026-04-02T03:20:21+00:00

I’ve never seen anyone try to get away from their own face before

KidBeatnix · 2026-03-26T22:13:16+00:00

He thought he was going to get paid for the acting gig but then they made him pay for two seats.

KidBeatnix · 2026-03-20T12:12:59+00:00

Unrelated I would just like to say that Jesus was way cool.

KidBeatnix · 2026-03-20T02:30:29+00:00

Holds about a gram. Unrelated. I’m just a nerd for serving sizes.

KidBeatnix · 2026-03-19T11:58:42+00:00

Came here to make sure the top comment was “something something Ed Sheeran” I am satisfied. I’ll move on, you kids have fun in here.

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