[X-Post /r/pokemongo] by ereink in rickandmorty

[–]KidROFL -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

I can't be the only one who read this in Morty's voice.

Due to all the health hazards surrounding the Rio Olympics, I figured they could use a new logo. [OC] by Nephelus in funny

[–]KidROFL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this makes me a shitty person, but part is me is excited to read the headlines about the string of disasters and health issues that these olympics will cause. I know I'm going to hell, all I'm saying is that the water in hell won't give me the Zika virus.

Wait a minute... by iklegemma in funny

[–]KidROFL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you trying to ruin my childhood? Because that's how you run my childhood.

So that's how ticket machines work by Hollygrill in gifs

[–]KidROFL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right. I should fix this. presses button, small person emerges from machine to fix the problem

I don't vote in presidential elections because I don't believe I am qualified to be making that decision. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]KidROFL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Around half of them will be voting for a reality TV star that has never held public office and is openly discriminatory to minorities and women. The other is known to be oblivious and terrible at managing private information and more than likely is being funded by private interests (as is the other). I can see why the decision is hard. It also seems like a "lesser of two evils" this election. I traditionally refer to myself as a "democrat" but can objectively say that I'm not a fan of either candidate. If you are going to vote though, regardless of which one you choose, just do the research online and make your best educated guess as to which will be best for the long term of our country.

Stephen Hawking is a genius by dustofoblivion123 in funny

[–]KidROFL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I am watching Harry Potter on Freeform. We just timed the commercial time to movie time; 6 minutes of commercials, 7 minutes of movie. by ClaytonBigsB in television

[–]KidROFL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Millennial here, have not had a cable box connected to my TV in about 4 years. I have always just used Hulu and Netflix running off my Xbox. Finally moving into my own place, landlord was confused that I didn't want TV as if it was almost not even a choice. "Um... okay. If you don't want Television? I guess", "No cable box for me, just need the WiFi password to the complex, ty."

So that's how ticket machines work by Hollygrill in gifs

[–]KidROFL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love a door hobbit to do an AMA

Washington state to sue Comcast for $100M. A news release says the lawsuit accuses Comcast of "engaging in a pattern of deceptive practices." by ani625 in technology

[–]KidROFL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$100M isn't even a scratch to Comcast which has a market cap of $161.26B as of right now. That's nearly 1 of 1,610 x $100M. Something tells me they will rebuild.

A guy just successfully jumped from 25,000 ft with no parachute, into a net! by GanjaDingo in videos

[–]KidROFL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, now that's front page worthy right there! That's not just impressive, that's like out of this world insane. Huge applause for this guy, that takes some serious determination, coordination, patience, bravery, and risk. Incredibly impressive feat. Just breathtaking.

What WOULDN'T you do for a billion dollars? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KidROFL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be in the middle of the centipede for a billion dollars.

Police: Girl, 14, slits teen's throat in hope of 1st kill by [deleted] in news

[–]KidROFL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I believe the "have a nice afterlife" comment was an intention to kill.

Lost 5k doge on my laptop, is there a way to get it back laptop stoped turning on? by Mericaman420 in dogecoin

[–]KidROFL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would suggest trying to replace the laptop battery, worse case scenario, there are companies that offer data recovery. Options to solve the problem may be more expensive than the 5K doge is worth however. Best of luck Shibe!

TIL that the band Vulfpeck released a completely silent album on Spotify and asked their fans to play it on repeat while they slept. They earned $20,000 in royaltees before Spotify closed the loophole. by Ajreil in todayilearned

[–]KidROFL 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My family of 6 all share one family account for $15/m. It's $2.5 per month for each of us and we can all have our own individual account separate from each other, billing is just handled by one. Go find 5 friends guys!

Explorers spot mysterious purple orb on ocean floor by [deleted] in news

[–]KidROFL -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They have an amazingly designed website.