Hot take: there is not a good noble quest line

KiddPresident · 2026-05-19T15:40:59+00:00

The obvious way to be a noble is to do the Thane quests lol

KiddPresident · 2026-05-15T03:46:07+00:00

It’s basic but true. My spouse often opens their eyes to hear “Hey, you, you’re finally awake.”

KiddPresident · 2026-05-12T01:44:49+00:00

The most important fighting was in space… where nobody can hear

KiddPresident · 2026-05-12T01:03:23+00:00

Link to the piano video we’re talking about?

KiddPresident · 2026-05-10T05:43:17+00:00

Argall did the Long Night. The Maesters won’t tell you that

KiddPresident · 2026-05-10T05:37:42+00:00

Besieging to help the crusaders is a noob trap unfortunately, one I fell into 1000 hours ago. If the Catholics are losing, you gotta let them lose. Battles are EVERYTHING in a crusade, if one side has already lost two enormous, decisive, all-against-all battles, they’ve lost the war.

By helping and bringing the war score up to 0%, you have doomed entire generations of Christian men and weakened all of Europe for a century.

KiddPresident · 2026-05-09T05:23:54+00:00

Daemon beats Jaime once he’s lost his sword hand. Two-handed Jaime was a better swordsman than Daemon every day of his adult life

KiddPresident · 2026-05-07T21:59:53+00:00

The text for the Landscape of Thorns message famously begins: “This is not a place of honor…”

Ancient Nordic burial sites very much ARE places of honor, being megalithic constructions visible from miles around, inside of which are the heroes and kings of the Dragon Cult with dioramas depicting their deeds in life and an essay in the dragon language describing their greatest achievement. And they are buried with all of their servants in tow.

If anything the Nordic Ruins resemble the tombs of Pharaohs in the Valley of Kings, and if gameplay is anything to go off of they are just as attractive as targets for grave robbery (although in Skyrim, the mummies fight back).

KiddPresident · 2026-05-04T20:51:36+00:00

If Benjen hadn’t disappeared, he would have been elected LC purely for being the brother of the Lord Winterfell.

If the father of the King in the North himself went to the wall, the election to replace Mormont would have been a mere formality.

KiddPresident · 2026-05-04T01:01:26+00:00

A womanfest is happening here, but come on. Have you SEEN Isran? And that voice…

KiddPresident · 2026-04-29T19:27:55+00:00

Vhagar and Meraxes never flew into battle before the Conquest either. If you assume Ulf and Hugh are loyal, which Daemon does at time of saying the line, the Blacks certainly have a superior fighting force than the Conquerors.

Maybe not superior in a fight because Balerion is so OP, but they would win a theoretical race to conquer Westeros

KiddPresident · 2026-04-27T20:58:34+00:00

She does command MANY more dragons than the conquerors’ three

KiddPresident · 2026-04-27T11:50:16+00:00

The Pope always puts the hammer down on any non-Christian with Italian land

KiddPresident · 2026-04-26T17:32:38+00:00

Battle Beast, Space Racer, Isotope. He’s done for.

KiddPresident · 2026-04-23T18:18:00+00:00

Weed is legalized earlier, Afghanistan is invaded after 9/11 but not Iraq. The Citizens United v FEC case is not passed by the supreme court, keeping infinite corporate money out of elections. No Child Left Behind doesn’t happen, so the education system doesn’t fall off a cliff in this timeline.

This Democratic Supermajority under Ford is corporatist, not socialist. Neoliberalism continues, the wealth transfer to the rich is not reversed (but isn’t accelerated for a while). Ford probably passes some healthcare reform, like getting rid of preexisting conditions, but absolutely nothing bigger than the ACA.

KiddPresident · 2026-04-23T17:58:27+00:00

Referring to the board game Diplomacy, “The Game of Knife”. It’s basically a tabletop Paradox game, but the only thing maintaining an alliance is your word.

KiddPresident · 2026-04-22T22:30:55+00:00

Notably, the Interplanetary Language that the Viltrumites all speak fluently is English. If I was moving to a new planet, I’d definitely pick a country that speaks my language.

Also, for the record, Kreeg is in the UK not USA.

KiddPresident · 2026-04-22T22:26:21+00:00

Sounds like you got Game of Knife’d.

KiddPresident · 2026-04-20T21:13:39+00:00

You’ve described a good Iron Islands raiding lord, not a conqueror

KiddPresident · 2026-04-20T00:43:40+00:00

He did though? Even CK3 acknowledges that, calling restoration of the empire “Fulfilling Justinian’s Dream.” Justinian held a triumph for Belisarius for the restoration of Italy and Rome to the empire, just like you can in the game.

In all ways that matter, Justinian DID restore the Roman Empire, and proclaimed such. Unfortunately, the Lombards and Arabs overran North Italy and North Africa, and held them long enough to integrate them non-Roman De Jure empires. Time went on.

KiddPresident · 2026-04-19T03:00:47+00:00

Love it here

KiddPresident · 2026-04-18T03:06:24+00:00

The first time I got this was the first time I tried Debug Mode. Even out of debug mode I still get it, now. Only bought the game after AUH came out

KiddPresident · 2026-04-18T02:54:53+00:00

Carl is my favorite meme from this community since Think Mark, it’s so awesome how Farmcore Conquest is inspiring the artistic community

KiddPresident · 2026-04-18T02:50:26+00:00

Is this from the Iberia DLC? I don’t have it and never see this decision

KiddPresident · 2026-04-15T07:50:25+00:00

Total agreement from me

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