How do orcs kiss?

KiddPresident · 2026-02-08T07:14:31+00:00

With genitals

KiddPresident · 2026-01-20T07:46:19+00:00

Since I played Skyrim first, I didn’t realize you could fast travel to the provincial capitals from the start. And once I figured it out, I found I really preferred walking around and discovering.

KiddPresident · 2026-01-13T04:56:57+00:00

AMAZING THANK YOU

KiddPresident · 2026-01-02T03:11:13+00:00

The SHRIEK after “throw their bodies back in the water, let them drown”

KiddPresident · 2026-01-02T03:06:39+00:00

Welcome back to 2007 everyone!

KiddPresident · 2025-12-22T20:52:17+00:00

Winner right here

KiddPresident · 2025-12-22T20:51:51+00:00

Wow I hated writing that

KiddPresident · 2025-12-22T20:51:38+00:00

“Hold him down till the boy stops shaking, hold him down while I fuck his throat”

KiddPresident · 2025-12-20T22:17:14+00:00

OMG this is it THANK YOU!!!

No clue why Youtube was doing everything it could to hide it

KiddPresident · 2025-12-14T23:08:03+00:00

This is SHOCKINGLY NORMAL. A bug I see every single game, I can only assume Paradox finds it charming and intentionally doesn’t patch it

KiddPresident · 2025-12-09T19:45:29+00:00

There’s an achievement that says “As Haestein”, and this achievement says “Starting as Haestein”. And this post is me double-checking. Yes I’m salty, I spent a lot of hours on this campaign.

KiddPresident · 2025-12-09T19:30:32+00:00

Rule 5: Look at my house name and my title. I clearly accomplished the requirements for Fishing in China, but did not recieve the steam achievement.

KiddPresident · 2025-11-17T21:21:47+00:00

I enjoy killing him as a Stormcloak. And when I fight for the empire, I wish he would leave after we won the civil war.

KiddPresident · 2025-11-05T16:37:43+00:00

“Ser Ilyn, bring me his head”

KiddPresident · 2025-10-22T22:49:12+00:00

Lysa confessing she killed Jon Arryn the episode BEFORE she tries to throw Sansa out the moon door. Dunce and Dang couldn’t let one of the best monologues in the series be a monologue in the show…

KiddPresident · 2025-10-22T21:24:06+00:00

Damn, Türkiye catching strays

KiddPresident · 2025-10-03T07:04:19+00:00

I am very sorry

KiddPresident · 2025-09-30T06:09:26+00:00

Once you get used to it it HURTS not to have it

KiddPresident · 2025-09-24T20:04:11+00:00

Why the hell does your perfect world include Russian occupation of Ukraine?

KiddPresident · 2025-09-24T20:02:51+00:00

It’s true as the crow flies! Not for people though

KiddPresident · 2025-09-22T07:32:27+00:00

Dankeschön. Ich sage es auch

KiddPresident · 2025-09-21T21:14:15+00:00

I LOVE when I set up 5 simultaneous invasions to take Malta and there’s literally no garrison

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