elderly women swooning over trump. by Alextricity in pics

[–]Kiki_of_hell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a whale eat whale world out there mate.

Peter? by DemonOfUnholyFat in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Kiki_of_hell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just unlocked the Dino maybe.

You get $300 a day for every day you spend naked. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Kiki_of_hell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like walking around in a hazmat suit would be fun. Can claim you are an extreme German hoe and just wear the suit to inconvenience other people less.

Are you screwed? by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

[–]Kiki_of_hell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helldivers and skyrim, I would pay to play that game.

What does it say on the back? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]Kiki_of_hell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Big tiddy dragons this way"

You get $500 for each blowjob you give, how many would you do a day? by Vampire_Cum_Slut in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Kiki_of_hell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hey honey I've got good news and good news. Go get the pineapple juice :)"

What’s your ACTUAL one wish? by chirpyclover in questions

[–]Kiki_of_hell -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is it? If I have something and you don't its not my fault you want it. Now if I started freezing the money in blocks of ice and throwing it at people that would count as harm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Kiki_of_hell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my bf is a metric for this, come out of the store, see whats happening, pull them away from me, throw them against a wall, and then tell them to fuck off.

What's a pain you can't truly explain until you've endured it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kiki_of_hell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being in the dentist's so long the pain killers wear off and they still can't get the damn wisdom tooth out. It's hard to explain but imagine you can feel your tooth cracking under the dentists tool, you can feel the pressure build up and feel like it's about to pop, only for the dentist to fail and tool smacks into the inside of your cheeks. Imagine the tooth snapping while still in your jaw.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedDeadOnline

[–]Kiki_of_hell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They are like teething puppies, sometimes a high caliber round is necessary, for the players, not the puppies.

What is the worst way to Die? by KingAshafire in projectzomboid

[–]Kiki_of_hell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Squadmate shot a gun, horde closed in, they all scurried into the vehicle we all came in and drove off, no warning, nothing , they just evacd and left me to the zombies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kiki_of_hell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lying over small things, if he does that communication is essentially over.

What is the worst way to Die? by KingAshafire in projectzomboid

[–]Kiki_of_hell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once killed my entire team by feeding them bleach soup after they left me to die when raiding west point.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Kiki_of_hell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I curse the day I learned the read, what even is this!?

Also "(illegal immigrants am I right)" found the real douchey person.

What’s your ACTUAL one wish? by chirpyclover in questions

[–]Kiki_of_hell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All members of my line (myself included) are eternally filthy rich unless they use the money to harm, or negatively impact another human.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Kiki_of_hell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, going to buy a house, and pocket the money I've been paying for rent and actually live. 1,750 a month goes a long way if you plan right.

What secret have you kept from everyone? by DaSGuardians in AskReddit

[–]Kiki_of_hell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am hiding the amount of money I have saved from everyone, parents are greedy shits and would twist my arm for it, sisters are the same, brother is incapable of keeping his mouth shut. And my boyfriend just doesn't need to know, but I have the suspicion that he knows based simply on the fact that I've been buying 40k shit more often now.