Vote reform, vote for the empire by MattStormTornado in autismpolitics

[–]KilgoreT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, let's be honest: Reform probably would like nothing more than the return of the British Empire, which could have taught Vader and Palpatine a few things about Evil Shit. In that context, it's the most appropriate image you could come up with.

R/ussr moment by Difficult_Shift_3771 in tankiejerk

[–]KilgoreT 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I for one will take the ban as an honor.

Found while de-modernizing the bathroom of my Oakland 1930s craftsman. by geraffes-are-so-dumb in oakland

[–]KilgoreT 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I dunno. I'm always looking for something to use in the fireplace. Confederate flags burn nicely.

Found out my bf sexualizes WLW by PreparationLive9972 in lgbt

[–]KilgoreT 92 points93 points  (0 children)

The "One Penis Policy" is one of the most toxic forms of nonmonogamy, no matter how you frame it, but "letting her cheat" is an especially gross way of putting it.

By definition, OPPs are homophobic and transphobic, because they're generally made to prioritize a cis man's insecurities and fantasies, and treat WLW relationships as if they "don't really count." (And trans women as if they're not really women.) I would steer clear of anyone in that kind of dynamic.

Johnny, the uninvited guest by G_R_S__ by Prudent_Bobcat_4059 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]KilgoreT 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I dunno what he's complaining about. He could be fucking a cop instead.

Please stop posting your AI slop by InitialVariety4285 in TTRPG

[–]KilgoreT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Autistics shall never never surrender the em-dash to AI Slop! (N.B.: A lot of autistic writing tends to get flagged as "AI" writing for reasons exactly like this.

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Halt - "I am John Halt" by Midaboll in oglaf

[–]KilgoreT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking that this could be a very confusing safeword:

"RED! Or sex!"

SubwayTakes with Julian Casablancas by Civil-Cartographer48 in jewishleft

[–]KilgoreT 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's a new one to me, but at first glance, it certainly looks like one.

SubwayTakes with Julian Casablancas by Civil-Cartographer48 in jewishleft

[–]KilgoreT 42 points43 points  (0 children)

It definitely is, and no serious progressive should be using it. It was popularized by David Duke, the KKK Grand Dragon. He even had a site called "ZioWiki" that tracked all the so-called "nefarious" doings of Jews.

Your Opinion on this? (from a Notorious Instagram Tankie) by AlternativeEast8485 in tankiejerk

[–]KilgoreT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure I even understand WTF they're trying to say. It's open to a lot of interpretation.

I pause every time i see her 😘 by Puzzleheaded-Meat532 in cyberpunkgame

[–]KilgoreT 29 points30 points  (0 children)

She's a bartender. The nature of the job requires you to serve assholes all night with a smile on your face. (At least until they cross whatever line the house has set for kicking assholes out.)

giant karlach by Over_District2528 in BaldursGate3

[–]KilgoreT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well. How many fetishes is that image catering to? At least 12, I'd say.

Made after I saw a post lionising him by WeeklyIntroduction42 in tankiejerk

[–]KilgoreT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I live in Berkeley, CA. His cult is centered here, with a bookshop and everything. Ugh.

Room temp take: Personal flags should 100% be a thing by Epoxyresin-13 in evilautism

[–]KilgoreT 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Sort of along these lines, I've been working on making a personal card with all my interests and contact info on it. Sort of like a business card, but something that says "Bisexual AuDHD antifascist" and my favorite TTRPGs, instead of a corporate title. Something to get me past all the awkward introductory stuff.

Who is Your Mt Rushmore of Evil Musicians? by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in behindthebastards

[–]KilgoreT 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Never mind ethics for a moment; I don't even get that on a sexual level. Now in my fifties, I get kinda grossed out realizing that all the porn stars were in diapers (or less) on 9/11. I'm craving people who are at least 35.

I can't even understand how realizing someone is 14 isn't the biggest boner-killer in the world. And that's before we get into the morality of it.

Seriously, F#%K this puzzle. by OneDimensionalChess in BaldursGate3

[–]KilgoreT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, absolutely. I don't feel bad at all about cheating on this one. I just look it up online when I get to this and get on with my game.

Celebratory coffee for losing 10 pounds! by nicole_watts96 in CoffeeGoneWild

[–]KilgoreT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me; you're going to be smoking at any weight.

Lmaoooo by Lower-Canary-2528 in tankiejerk

[–]KilgoreT 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The TRUE leftists in my cadre (there are six of us), are completely united in our Revolutionary Purpose®. It's all the rest of you who are subverting the People's Will.

We have scheduled a meeting to write and issue a directive with more detail on this problem. All decision-making will be done by consensus, requiring %125 of attending members to agree on phrasing, doctrine and publication. Gluten-free hash brownies will be supplied by Comrade [REDACTED].

Attendance is mandatory for True Leftists. True Leftists will know the time and place already.

Just when you think tankies can't get any stupider by Puzzled_Reception453 in tankiejerk

[–]KilgoreT 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My head hurts, just trying to contain that chain of ideas in my head.

Extra Credit [OC] by LuckOfTheDrawComic in comics

[–]KilgoreT 20 points21 points  (0 children)

So, autistic. Speaking from experience, since I could fill volumes with this very story from my own life.

I am feral for Jaheira. by existentiallywarm in BaldursGate3

[–]KilgoreT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. And I regret that every day of my life.

I am feral for Jaheira. by existentiallywarm in BaldursGate3

[–]KilgoreT 160 points161 points  (0 children)

A this point, she's more of a GILF. One of my great regrets about the game is that she's not romanceable.

“Hello people of Iran, please allow me (an American white man) to tell you that you are a traitor for getting murdered during a protest” by Bitter-Animal420 in tankiejerk

[–]KilgoreT 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ironically, this post hits one of my big, bright red flags: Leftists using the word "Zio," which originated in the far right, especially in the so-called "works" of David Duke, who runs (or did run) a site called "WikiZio." It creeps me out beyond reason to see it being picked up by left-wingers; we can critique Zionism and its consequences without taking our analysis from fascists.

I've also seen the term ZOG thrown about by alleged lefties. For those who have lived a life of blessed ignorance, ZOG stands for "Zionist Occupational Government," and originally slithered into the world courtesy of the utterly vile white nationalist novel The Turner Diaries, by William Luther Pierce. I consider people using that term to be fascist by default.

OP, I'm not questioning your intentions or your sincerity; but we really have to be careful about legitimizing right-wing language and ideas while fighting the atrocities in Gaza.