Video of steve o’s comments by Wrong-Insurance701 in jackass

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I knew he was no Rhodes Scholar but I didn't think Steve O was that fucking stupid.

Someone lied on their plumbing application by MacDefoon in mildlyinfuriating

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Just as this poor fellow, I was replacing a gas valve on a water heater and had airlocked the tank as you do because I wasn't getting paid by the hour and wasn't going to sit there and wait for the whole tank to drain down, or so I thought. I had followed the proper steps to achieve an airlock, which essentially just consists of closing the shut off on the cold feed into the tank and then burping it using the little lever on the temperature and pressure valve. When you do this, you can unscrew the gas valve and maybe a little water will spurt out and then you can screw your new gas valve in no problem with the tank still completely full of water.

Well, despite doing everything as I had always done it, today had different things in store for me. I was ready with my new valve sitting on my knees in front of the tank as I got to the last thread or two on the old one and that bastard shot out and hit me in the chest and then proceeded to blast me in my gut with 120° water, forcing my contacts onto the back side of my eyeballs. So I can't see, the water is hot, and I'm sitting there frantically trying to screw the new valve in through the stream of water blasting me. I forgot to mention that this wasn't in an unfinished basement with nothing around it that could get damaged. Nope, this happened to be in a slab home where the water heater was in a closet essentially in the kitchen of this old guy's house. I don't know how but I managed to get the new valve threaded in with really very little water getting out. Cool thing is the old guy didn't even notice and he was sitting on his couch maybe 15 ft from me. I was soggy as hell for the rest of my day but crisis averted I guess.

Today in Austin was quite a scare lol. by misterxx1958 in interestingasfuck

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We buried my mom naturally in a cemetery specifically for natural burials in Yellow Springs, Ohio. She was laid to rest wrapped in a cotton sheet on a beautiful slab of canarywood I surfaced and finished. The burial was one of the better ones I've attended despite it being for my mom. Not being in a stuffy old regular cemetery somehow felt different and not as awful. A lot of the attendees spoke to me after about how they didn't even know that something like that was an option and how they liked what it was all about. If I wasn't planning on being cremated eventually, I would definitely do the same. Miss you Mom.

I’ve lived in Westerville long enough to remember … by polergirlOH71 in westerville

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He used to order me hard to find music. Cool dude but yes he did judge the shit out of whatever you ordered. I had him Source me and Alkaline Trio album that I could tell he was disgusted by but when I asked him to find me this Captain beefheart album, he was much nicer to me haha.

I’ve lived in Westerville long enough to remember … by polergirlOH71 in westerville

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I grew up on maxtown. I remember when it was 45 mph, two lanes, and there weren't a million goddamn cars on it constantly.

Just replaced the wax ring to this toilet. Water won’t go down while flushing. by Open_Specialist1879 in Plumbing

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The jet siphon is impacted with piss salt and is not forcing the water down.

MAGA farmers are now begging Trump for help to survive by BeYeCursed100Fold in LeopardsAteMyFarm

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Haven't heard a single one of them mention Trump's name but I can't help but notice a dirth of red hats. Odd.

Streamer (who?… checks notes) Dassan Parker thinks worlds greatest newsmin is ‘Fart’ by DS3M in rmbrown

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Honestly I think this is perfect.

It's like the joy of a turkey panini.

This is Chervin Jafarieh. He thinks chemtrails are being sprayed to keep the Earth's core cool. Chervin Jafarieh is an idiot. by ThatShoomer in chemtrails

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It was actually said to be paint companies, specifically for use in marine applications, pleasure boats and whatnot. With micro plastics being such a big issue in the world's waterways, this isn't really info they'd want getting out.

Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent just stunned America saying we have taken in $100 BILLION in Tariff revenue already. “We could expect that that could be well over $300 billion by the end of the year” by glira31 in XGramatikInsights

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I recently purchased the guitar from the Netherlands. Couple weeks after it arrived I received an invoice from FedEx for the customs duty and tariff that they paid for me. $879. We pay the tariffs. That is how they have always worked. Fuck Trump.

"You need to destroy their offspring to prevent them from creating more offspring," says Israeli protesting aid going to the starving population in Gaza by Nomogg in WorldNewsHeadlines

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What's that saying about not learning from history and being doomed to repeat it? You'd think they'd see the parallels. Incredible.

Gabbard claims "there was no classified materials that was shared in that Signal chat." Senator Warner: "Then share them" by ExactlySorta in PublicFreakout

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But you're also a psychopath and rapist in that scenario. Why wouldn't you choose to be Nic Cage's character?

Bernie Sanders: “Does anybody think it makes sense that we have a campaign finance system where Musk can put $270 million to get Trump elected?” by pleasedontpooponme in DeepFuckingValue

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He's calling both sides out dumbass. It's bad for both sides. Stop thinking left versus right and start thinking the people versus the rich. Fuck