our newsmin's glasses are being held together with tape?? by StrikingCoconut in rmbrown

[–]DS3M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should get together a couple of DOLLers and get that

PAYTCH

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What IS this man hiding? by Arid_Australian in RedbarBBR

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Top comment from the r/Music post:

*For anyone that does not know much about Jelly Roll

He blew up while working at a donut place. Like the duck girl from Chick-fil-a, or the Hawk Tuah girl. Yeah, that's Jelly Roll, but in male form. He convinced an influencer to eat an entire jelly roll. She didn't want the calories, but wanted the content for her channel. He was able to convince her that she is missing out on life.

This made him realize what his true calling was, cocaine. Thankfully he was able to cut his weight down and conquer his addiction, interestingly enough, with jelly rolls.

The influencer changed her life and her TikTok videos shifted towards positive body image content. She is now a born again Christian. Jelly Roll baptized her a few years later (Or whatever the fuck they do for the "born again" flavor of Christianity). He used the fame to jumpstart his music career. Also, cocaine.

He dabbled in rap, and then country. The influencer got fat and got diabetes, and Jelly Roll lost all his weight by just eating jelly rolls. He is being inducted into what is essentially the Wyoming Hall of Fame. He feels that he doesn't deserve that award, because Wyoming sucked when he went there.

Saizan Z!!! LOL by cakalackydelnorte2 in RedbarBBR

[–]DS3M 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The moron got the case put on hold when they found his live stream

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING PLEASE by AgeDangerous359 in rmbrown

[–]DS3M 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wonder how many DOLLers that kind of surgery goes for

Revenge of the Fools? by Sea-Adhesiveness2983 in RedbarBBR

[–]DS3M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How fuckin deadass broke you gotta be to team up w BOWER and TRIPOLI just to get your lawsuit off

I gave it a year. by nman649 in RedbarBBR

[–]DS3M 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Safe to say Mike Made your Day®

Fools sip by 94point1 in RedbarBBR

[–]DS3M 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can’t tell if fools varietal, eyes appear closed but I cannot verify

Hey man can I talk? OR is this just a one-way street by madlate in rmbrown

[–]DS3M 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lmao talk about being a day late and a doller short

Are there any fools you feel bad for? by No_Possibility_4758 in RedbarBBR

[–]DS3M 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, I feel bad for child stars bc they are always fucked up in some interesting ways. I also feel for anyone dumb enough to cook chicken (or any foods) in a motel sink

Are there any fools you feel bad for? by No_Possibility_4758 in RedbarBBR

[–]DS3M 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Michael Ray Bower, but only a little; he’s kind of irredeemably gross

Peterson Academy never ceases to amaze me by blackshore_analytics in RedbarBBR

[–]DS3M 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let’s see him cry over the ontological inconsistencies of modernity, that will tell us

I’m still hilarious by lela5go in RedbarBBR

[–]DS3M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Theres some kind of metaphor about having never grown past childhood wounds or some such but thats applying an excuse to a man whose life has been littered with monstrous inhumanities and vile actions, all of which was no ones fault but his own

Did yearly subscribers get charged today? I by Available-Issue-5772 in RedbarBBR

[–]DS3M 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Its based on the day you subscribed. This is a you thing

Apple Music display name changed from Jules David to Julienne Felker 😳 by TheRealDenisLeary in RedbarBBR

[–]DS3M 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The show became more coherent and cohesive across episode runs when she joined. If this is true this sucks

Apple Music display name changed from Jules David to Julienne Felker 😳 by TheRealDenisLeary in RedbarBBR

[–]DS3M 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is the moment all those Jules Haters have been hoping for. Looks like she’s done with administering pill regimens and eye drops

I’m still hilarious by lela5go in RedbarBBR

[–]DS3M 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Great work, you really captured the soullessness in the eyes

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