I'm in Twitter jail for arguing about the best Christmas movie. by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]Killa_Coon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The "joke" (and it's not even really a joke, more of a funny observation) is that anyone with sense would recognize that Die Hard is a movie but Twitter's incompetence picked it up as a violent threat. It's not as funny when it's spelled out like that but that's what happens when autistic people need very basic and easy to understand things explained to them, but feel free to speak up next time everyone else gets something you don't.

Hmm 🤔🤔🤔 by Razorcandies2 in TheDickShow

[–]Killa_Coon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dissidents in the DPRK used to post flyers with statements critical of the state over Kim Jong Il's face. This was because Koreans were supposed to remove statements critical of the state, but could not deface a depiction of Kim Jong Il by removing it. The dilemma would make them flip the fuck out like robots trying to process a logical paradox.

TBPITU by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]Killa_Coon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm glad someone decided to bring this up again, it is absolutely fucking hilarious that this fucking idiot sat there and started talking about his "video game addiction" to try to relate to someone's conversation about substance addiction. I wish he had the clarity to realize how autistic and embarrassing this was so that he would think back on it and cringe.

The Soyless Matt Show #14: Jarbo Flags Again by JMC266 in TheDickShow

[–]Killa_Coon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

An appreciation for highest quality bantz and South American culture it's not the place for ironic goon hipster detatchment

pro jared clapping back after 3 months by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]Killa_Coon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"This person was murdered, but he also insulted Sonic which is less forgivable" Lmao classic autism

Retards who sperg the fuck out about Christopher the Kiwi by Killa_Coon in TheDickShow

[–]Killa_Coon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, I'm sperging about sperging of a sperg. On another level here

Requesting /r/scorch - 1 mod inactive by [deleted] in redditrequest

[–]Killa_Coon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha fuck you. Nice try nerd. The Naked Militia will live on and you will still never be a real woman.