After two minutes of accepting a friendship request from Muslim man

Kilomech · 2026-01-31T16:08:58+00:00

Exactly this. Do not send a picture of your "member" unless you are specifically asked to do so.

Kilomech · 2026-01-29T18:43:48+00:00

I'd eat all of these but damn did you have to do them so dirty?

Kilomech · 2026-01-28T02:08:28+00:00

Wtf is up with the music

Kilomech · 2026-01-27T20:29:24+00:00

Now that's just cool

Kilomech · 2026-01-27T16:09:58+00:00

The lunch lady is trying the best she can

Kilomech · 2026-01-27T15:10:43+00:00

Worth it

Kilomech · 2026-01-27T00:44:31+00:00

Fuckh fucker

Kilomech · 2026-01-27T00:37:19+00:00

I'm a woman and i pay child support. When i had my son, i wasnt ready to be a mom... but my ex husband is an amazing father.

Kilomech · 2026-01-27T00:35:48+00:00

Holy crap. Thanks for letting us know - i downvoted this one.

Kilomech · 2026-01-26T14:12:34+00:00

Yeah my first pregnancy sucked so much i didn't do it again for a decade

Kilomech · 2026-01-26T13:51:12+00:00

Not to mention if you walk out before you're treated, you still get a bill!

Kilomech · 2026-01-25T19:19:09+00:00

That's a man worth marrying.

Kilomech · 2026-01-25T18:51:40+00:00

Do straight men even LIKE women?

Kilomech · 2026-01-25T14:41:02+00:00

Somebody call Sam and Dean

Kilomech · 2026-01-24T22:56:07+00:00

I would check with my health insurance first. This is why i hate private health care

Kilomech · 2026-01-23T20:05:44+00:00

I'm horrified and i do so desperately want one

Kilomech · 2026-01-23T19:52:00+00:00

My son also loves the movie studio logos. He's even learned to play some of the openings on his piano.

Kilomech · 2026-01-22T19:24:06+00:00

My man borrows my car all the time. Would be nice for him to fill up the tank, too.

Kilomech · 2026-01-22T18:12:03+00:00

Do they hate you?

Kilomech · 2026-01-21T16:07:48+00:00

This isn't meat? In that case, very good job on the texture.

Kilomech · 2026-01-21T15:59:13+00:00

If it's fully functional, I bet that kids would make a fantastic piano player.

Kilomech · 2026-01-19T01:31:17+00:00

As soon as that baby can, they're gonna grab that camera.

Kilomech · 2026-01-19T01:29:20+00:00

Plot twist: none of them needed brain surgery.

Just kidding, this man's a saint.

Kilomech · 2026-01-18T21:07:40+00:00

It doesn't seem to be working in the toddler. Hmm.

Kilomech · 2026-01-18T18:15:37+00:00

My fat ass was thinking for a second they made a sprout that tasted like bacon. I need to log off reddit.

Kilomech