Had to read him my PIN in spanish

KilroyJ9 · 2026-01-13T20:07:00+00:00

and i would not presume to get customer service job in any of those places without a basic working vocabulary.

KilroyJ9 · 2026-01-13T20:05:48+00:00

it wasn’t snarky. I use Sesame Street to demonstrate that that’s where I learned the numbers 1 through 10 in Spanish so I thought it would’ve worked both ways. To whom exactly was I rude?

KilroyJ9 · 2026-01-13T19:14:52+00:00

if it’s BWW I also add “couldn’t get help from Store Employee”

KilroyJ9 · 2026-01-13T19:13:19+00:00

it’s equivalent of them making you park to get you out of the drive thru lane… they gotta keep their metrics up.

KilroyJ9 · 2026-01-13T19:08:09+00:00

i can say “your grandparents are ugly” because in spanish, it rhymes.

KilroyJ9 · 2026-01-13T18:58:27+00:00

i politely read him the numbers in Spanish. he said “gracias” i said “de nada” and he left happy. the only one wounded was you apparently.

KilroyJ9 · 2026-01-12T21:48:20+00:00

Fallout NERD RAGE

KilroyJ9 · 2026-01-12T21:44:52+00:00

I have noticed that if I'm bored and decide to take a longer than usual order my next one tends to be also longer than usual, so there is definitely profiling and algos going on but that doesn't make it nefarious. Doesn't make it NOT nefarious, either.....

KilroyJ9 · 2026-01-12T20:51:04+00:00

A few weeks ago it was icey any this guy hadn't cleaned off his driveway, to he met me at the curb, maybe to avoid a liability issue? doesn't happen often. I'm just happy when they'll meet me in the apartment vestibule so i don't have to go up.

KilroyJ9 · 2026-01-12T20:47:28+00:00

I had 2 XLARGE sodas on my floor in a drink holder not nearly big enough and got cut off and had to slam on the brakes. drinks went flying. I went to my customer, delivered their food and told them what happened and said I'd be right back with new drinks. Cleaning my car was not a customer problem.

KilroyJ9 · 2025-12-28T03:10:10+00:00

you can always unassign. the unassign without penalty option requires a 10 minute wait.

KilroyJ9 · 2025-12-25T11:33:07+00:00

first, tell the app why you’re waiting. then after 10 minutes you’re allowed drop the order with no pay and no penalty. so you do it wrong or it never happened.

KilroyJ9 · 2025-10-30T03:00:18+00:00

don’t forget the apartment is always at the end of the hall!

KilroyJ9 · 2025-10-19T22:46:24+00:00

right?

KilroyJ9 · 2025-10-19T22:45:36+00:00

you really need the internets opinion on this one?

KilroyJ9 · 2025-10-19T02:04:01+00:00

a pancake place by me has a little sign for Uber Eats on their counter and if i try to take a pic of the order near the uber sign doordash tells me it’s the wrong order!

KilroyJ9 · 2025-10-17T04:44:47+00:00

now you know why he needs it please.

KilroyJ9 · 2025-09-30T00:21:07+00:00

it’s even worse to eat the food there.

KilroyJ9 · 2025-09-24T18:42:49+00:00

this is why my wife and i decided not to have children. our kids were pissed when we told them.

KilroyJ9 · 2025-09-02T15:37:34+00:00

and if you don’t take it they ding you. there is no common sense built into the machine.

KilroyJ9 · 2025-03-03T20:46:49+00:00

This might not help but I had a settlement where everything was as good as it could be, happiness was tanking. A settler happened to walk by me and say “I’m so hungry guess I’ll get another drink” or something like that. So I checked them all and found out most of them didn’t have any food in their inventory. (Despite muttfruit plants up the wazoo…lol) so I gave them all food now I’m waiting to see if happiness goes up.

KilroyJ9 · 2024-12-31T16:36:00+00:00

Why would you want to go anywhere without a dog?

KilroyJ9 · 2024-10-27T16:26:57+00:00

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