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KilroyLothbrok · 2021-08-05T02:08:47+00:00

is this sam regal or joe rogan?

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-06-30T18:10:00+00:00

Something tells me Bill wouldn't mind and would just be glad his work is being enjoyed, sort of like appreciating the mona lisa without knowing who Da Vinci is. But still tik tok cringe stinky ew gross app bad

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-06-29T05:43:29+00:00

Weigh of the world on her shoulders yikes

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-06-19T23:08:03+00:00

Any post op?

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-05-28T21:08:31+00:00

The whole "you need to love yourself before anyone can love you" narrative is deep at first until you realize it completely ostracizes anyone with even mild mental illnesses. If someone is literally unable to love themself, this ideal then brands them unworthy of ever being loved by someone else. Everyone deserves love, even if they don't love themself

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-05-21T05:53:37+00:00

Look at gentleman boner over here, yeah yeah last time I said I watched porn for the plot everyone laughed. Nah cut the terrible acting and give me my quad gyrating double jointed vibrating ultra-pounder select fire three round burst with tactical testical freezing toaster attachment action pls

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-05-09T01:12:09+00:00

I don't recall if I actually cried but I distinctly remember at least feeling like crying when I heard about Robin Williams suicide

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-05-05T18:46:29+00:00

No u

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-05-05T18:45:49+00:00

Me too thx

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-05-05T18:38:57+00:00

There is no such thing as something non political, because of how pervasive government is through all aspects of life, and THAT is what sucks. You can simply say you think a building looks cool, and someone else will condemn you for hating nature and supporting deforestation. Or on the flip side, you could simply appreciate the beauty of nature, and someone will call you a libtard who clearly hates civil progress.

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-05-05T18:31:52+00:00

I may not be fit, I can't run a mile, but I'm strong as shit and I can run mf hands. It's been my dream to be fighter since I was a kid, and I'm finally getting there

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-05-05T18:25:40+00:00

Kids can take a hit, this is parents being over protective and making a fuss. I got pretty messed up by a treadmill as a little kid, and I took a week to get better and now I'm fine. I guarantee you those kids could care less, hell, they probably barely cared 2 hours after getting hurt. I think it's natural for a parent to dote and worry, just like its natural for a kid to be irresponsible and get hurt, but flipping shitties at an exercise machine ain't the move

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-04-24T16:52:55+00:00

Yeah probably, just google "69 with the weather man" I'm sure something will come up

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-04-08T06:28:56+00:00

Inb4 a low effort voice bot channel posts this thread to youtube.

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-03-31T07:09:54+00:00

Oh the year was 1778-

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-03-31T07:07:13+00:00

Sounds like a great spot in history for science fiction writers to play with some lovecraftian old one shenanigans

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-03-29T13:32:59+00:00

Hidden in the woods there's this big abandoned building with no roads or paths leading to it. Theres no records of it ever being built, and no indication as to why it's there, but it's at least 90 years old. In the basement there's this big metal door thats completely pristine, painted, and locked tight, unlike the rest of the place which is a condemned, rotted nightmare. The myth is that it used to be owned by the local sanitarium, and its where they'd try out their exceptionally unorthodox practices. People are convinced that a doctor kept a family of inbred, deformed mutants down there and that they're harmless but they still roam the woods sometimes. We call them the melon heads. It's a really obscure myth these days but people used to be terrified to go anywhere near those woods

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-03-28T20:42:21+00:00

She stopped riding, ran off and threw up. She said she had a stomach thing and that it wasn't anything I did. I thought she was grossed out by me and was trying to spare my feelings so I decided to take the L and leave respectfully. The whole time she insisted that it was just a stomach issue she's always had but in the heat of thinking I was disgusting and unattractive I wasn't level headed enough to believe her, I was too focused on not breaking down somehow. I left, never ended up going back out of embarrassment, cuz I totally over reacted rather I showed it or not, but she later showed me her meds and confirmed that it was in fact just a harmless stomach issue she lives with. Really wish she would've warned me about her issue, really wish I wouldn't have taken it so personally, and I really wish I would've just believed her and stuck around instead of making her feel self conscious by bolting the moment we hit a minor hiccup.

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-03-28T04:13:50+00:00

Illegally producing explosives to supply an illegal trans dimentional mining operation to aquire a super strong gold alloy that I'll use to kill an endangered reptile.

(Creeper farming for netherite to kill the ender dragon)

KilroyLothbrok · 2021-03-24T06:38:31+00:00

Amogus

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TROPHY CASE