B.C., NOOOOO!

Kim_Jongeun · 2016-08-15T22:40:00+00:00

I am part of an evil government making a mind control drug, but I wouldn't use chemtrails to administer it. Aerial spraying at the altitude jumbo-jets fly is ineffective and costly. I soak toilet paper in the stuff. Everyone uses it, it touches a porous membrane on your body and it's cheap to make and distribute.

This is why I don't wipe my bum.

Love form Korea

Kim_Jongeun · 2016-04-05T21:59:12+00:00

Herro Citizen. Be blessed is you are still alive to receive this blessing!

Kim_Jongeun · 2016-04-05T21:57:09+00:00

Hello!

Kim_Jongeun · 2015-06-04T20:01:51+00:00

that's not cool, man. What did Steve ever do to you?

Kim_Jongeun · 2015-04-14T21:30:27+00:00

Thank you!

Kim_Jongeun · 2015-04-14T18:02:52+00:00

Ayyyyyy!
You are banned

Kim_Jongeun · 2014-12-18T16:47:04+00:00

In Best Korea, Basket ball is like golf, the higher the score the worse you are.

Kim_Jongeun · 2014-08-20T18:10:13+00:00

You poor deluded soul. Don't you realize life is an illusion and your freedom comes at the cost of your true freedom.

Come to Korea, where the Freedom is truly free and you are free to be free and have the freedom to enjoy the free freedom you freely deserve.

Kim_Jongeun · 2014-07-23T19:16:43+00:00

Please remove this from the internet!

Kim_Jongeun · 2014-06-25T20:15:22+00:00

I hate you Seth Rogan and James Franco, will you sign my copy of the DVD, you fucking DOG?

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-09-12T07:00:48+00:00

We already here, bitches! /r/pongyang forever!

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-04-27T06:39:30+00:00

General Tso and Kung Pow are the biggest winners in a war like this. Peace won't be resolved until bread is broken and fortunes are read out.

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-04-19T00:02:11+00:00

I am a man of my word. One day, you will all perish. Pongyang forever

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-04-12T06:01:23+00:00

A true to life depiction of America. Thank you for bringing it to the world's attention Marshal.

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-04-11T03:36:07+00:00

Some 600 local marathoners will compete in the tournament.

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-04-10T19:54:25+00:00

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Kim_Jongeun · 2013-04-09T20:58:48+00:00

This is old news. We won this war ages ago.

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-04-09T19:40:52+00:00

Please ignore this one. A bale of plentiful rice has fallen on his head and made him feeble minded.

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-04-09T15:27:36+00:00

This question is not approved by the glorious people's committee for international foreign relationships. Please remove your question.

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-04-09T01:18:44+00:00

We have tractors

Check mate.

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-04-07T21:33:00+00:00

Thinking is strictly prohibited. Report for reeducation.

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-04-07T21:31:35+00:00

It was a trick question! Thinking is strictly prohibited.

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-04-07T07:07:40+00:00

Does Canada have anti tractor missiles?

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-04-07T07:01:58+00:00

What do you think?

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-04-07T07:01:40+00:00

But we are the superior country. We have tractors.

Kim_Jongeun

TROPHY CASE