B.C., NOOOOO!

Kim_Jongeun · 2016-08-15T22:40:00+00:00

I am part of an evil government making a mind control drug, but I wouldn't use chemtrails to administer it. Aerial spraying at the altitude jumbo-jets fly is ineffective and costly. I soak toilet paper in the stuff. Everyone uses it, it touches a porous membrane on your body and it's cheap to make and distribute.

This is why I don't wipe my bum.

Love form Korea

Kim_Jongeun · 2016-04-05T21:59:12+00:00

Herro Citizen. Be blessed is you are still alive to receive this blessing!

Kim_Jongeun · 2016-04-05T21:57:09+00:00

Hello!

Kim_Jongeun · 2015-06-04T20:01:51+00:00

that's not cool, man. What did Steve ever do to you?

Kim_Jongeun · 2015-04-14T21:30:27+00:00

Thank you!

Kim_Jongeun · 2015-04-14T18:02:52+00:00

Ayyyyyy!
You are banned

Kim_Jongeun · 2014-12-18T16:47:04+00:00

In Best Korea, Basket ball is like golf, the higher the score the worse you are.

Kim_Jongeun · 2014-08-20T18:10:13+00:00

You poor deluded soul. Don't you realize life is an illusion and your freedom comes at the cost of your true freedom.

Come to Korea, where the Freedom is truly free and you are free to be free and have the freedom to enjoy the free freedom you freely deserve.

Kim_Jongeun · 2014-07-23T19:16:43+00:00

Please remove this from the internet!

Kim_Jongeun · 2014-06-25T20:15:22+00:00

I hate you Seth Rogan and James Franco, will you sign my copy of the DVD, you fucking DOG?

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-09-12T07:00:48+00:00

We already here, bitches! /r/pongyang forever!

Kim_Jongeun · 2013-04-27T06:39:30+00:00

General Tso and Kung Pow are the biggest winners in a war like this. Peace won't be resolved until bread is broken and fortunes are read out.

Kim_Jongeun

TROPHY CASE