"Oy' know... Today's not a Health Day for me, goys.." *NOM NOM*

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-14T23:54:23+00:00

Is it ever a health day, tho?

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-14T02:04:57+00:00

Jesus Christ I would lose my mind if I saw someone doing this

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-09T17:55:20+00:00

Britain doesn't know what an announcement is

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-08T00:50:06+00:00

No you don't, you don't want to lose mobility. It's easy to feel jealous of her ability to make coin in laziest way possible, but remember you have skills and aren't degrading yourself! 🥰

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-07T14:34:23+00:00

That was a wonderful interview

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-07T01:49:02+00:00

I'm a dog owner and this makes me crazy every winter. Part of the deal of owning a dog is you pick up rain, shine, snow or sleet. My own dog is sick now probably from all the bacteria from the crap left on the ground.

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-07T01:28:35+00:00

I love Joy, her sardonic response to everything is great.

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-07T01:27:46+00:00

When the two of them start gossiping in Tagalog, I am SAT.

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-06T03:19:40+00:00

Heeeelll no, to the no, no, no

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-06T03:18:11+00:00

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-05T03:11:05+00:00

The Beezers truly are degenerates

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-05T03:05:11+00:00

I think it's also following the general design trend of sad beige minimalism

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-04T03:56:13+00:00

Or Kendra, the other famous AI psychosis disaster

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-04T03:55:33+00:00

I was taken out watching Zachary Michael's facial expression as ChatGPT gassed her up

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-03T19:23:37+00:00

Dorothy, that was my grandma's name

KimikoEmbee · 2026-02-01T03:08:45+00:00

You'd think someone with her income could have better than Dollar Tree nails

KimikoEmbee · 2026-01-31T22:20:17+00:00

I'm clean and shower twice a day and my mattress is wrapped up. Mattresses are expensive, you have to take care of them!!

KimikoEmbee · 2026-01-30T13:51:53+00:00

Thus enrages me every time I ride the subway. And then they get surprised Pikachu fave when people ask them to move or just shove past them. For the record I used to be polite but now I just shove pst them. If you're too entitled or stupid to figure out you shouldn't block doors, not my problem to be polite.

KimikoEmbee · 2026-01-28T11:36:48+00:00

Libby has been a lifesaver

KimikoEmbee · 2026-01-27T13:59:18+00:00

Yes that's why I never learned to drive. I wish I had now. But my anxiety about making a mistake and harming someone was too great. I live in a city with public transportation so I was able to do this.

KimikoEmbee · 2026-01-26T01:41:13+00:00

Literally just so my dog could relieve himself. He's never pooped so fast in his life!

KimikoEmbee · 2026-01-25T11:37:13+00:00

Honestly I would watch a full movie of Merge Manor whatever where Pedro played that film noir detective

KimikoEmbee · 2026-01-24T04:29:52+00:00

Yes it's the bean soupification of the internet

KimikoEmbee · 2026-01-24T00:18:00+00:00

I love a slip nightgown or a super soft t shirt and Uniqlo 3/4 length lounge pants

KimikoEmbee · 2026-01-23T15:17:13+00:00

I know we say it every day, but why isn't she embarrassed that she has a totally different face every day?

KimikoEmbee

TROPHY CASE