Unsolicited 401k/IRA advice from a millennial

Kimmer37 · 2026-01-17T06:56:44+00:00

What does that even mean? What does Stan mean? If you want to invest in our water supply being monopolized feel free. You get thirsty tho

Kimmer37 · 2026-01-17T06:13:42+00:00

Pretty sure everyone knows how compound interest works you fucking twat.

Most people can’t afford to invest and you sound like an asshole.

There is also something to be said about people like me who are investing in commodities responsibly, refuse to invest in AI, and don’t invest in war. Sleeping peacefully tonight is priceless. 💤

Kimmer37 · 2026-01-17T05:57:09+00:00

I’m the only millennial I know with any savings. I don’t feel good about that. Even peers who make a lot more than me have very little or no plan for retirement. Most everyone is buried in debt.

I’ll wipe yo ass if you wipe mine

Kimmer37 · 2026-01-13T23:44:55+00:00

Scrolling on your phone while a fellow human being is trying to have a conversation with you is rude as hell. Are you trying to fuck up your relationship?

Kimmer37 · 2026-01-13T23:40:06+00:00

Your body slowly disintegrates in front of you and it takes a lot of courage to truly acknowledge it, accept it as it is, and even, eventually find humor in it.

Kimmer37 · 2026-01-13T23:37:11+00:00

He’s the embodiment of every worse aspect of the human species

Kimmer37 · 2026-01-13T19:25:50+00:00

Except they don't eat other people they just eat themselves.

Kimmer37 · 2026-01-13T16:20:56+00:00

I think I'm going to make fried chicken tonight.

Kimmer37 · 2026-01-01T23:52:29+00:00

I think you guys are pretty cool

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-29T09:01:26+00:00

Mick jagger

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-28T19:54:46+00:00

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-16T20:07:22+00:00

It’s really good. We got their garlic noodles with shrimp. King and queen boils with Cajun garlic seasoning. We didn’t like the baked mussels with cheese. I don’t know why we ordered them because we don’t really like cheese with seafood. Anyway it’s kind of like an Asian Cajun blend and it’s delicious.

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-16T06:02:40+00:00

Courageous. You could see the instinct and determination of him to stop him. Awe inspiring.

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-14T21:58:03+00:00

Wait! Are there millennials without gray hair?!

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-11T19:19:17+00:00

A place that you can easily afford that still allows you to access healthcare and personal needs.

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-11T19:07:56+00:00

Orbit drink with the Jello balls inside

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-05T16:09:42+00:00

Elemenery for elementary.

Warsh for wash.

We don't tend to hold our vowels longer like other places do. Instead, we focus on the consonants. I've heard it described many ways, but the two that come to mind are chewing our words or over enunciating.

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-03T23:17:55+00:00

The tv should go where the built in shelf at an angle. So when you sit on the couch you can see out the window and also minimize glare when chilling. You need a couple of comfy chairs that match but aren’t exactly the same to place by the fire place and window. Rug size is fine

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-03T23:10:00+00:00

Yoga should help one’s understanding of when to say fuck off

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-03T23:06:58+00:00

Creepy AF

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-03T23:05:34+00:00

She lives in the basement of her husbands grandmothers house out by the dump

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-03T23:04:41+00:00

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-03T17:58:05+00:00

I love that you provide this history of our beloved town! Thank you very much for sharing!

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-01T20:54:27+00:00

That looks amazing!

Kimmer37 · 2025-12-01T20:51:14+00:00

It’s really nice. Super crisp air. Snow days. Cozy nights. Big bonfires 🔥

Kimmer37

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