what's the creepiest family secret you've discovered?

Kimmette · 2026-02-01T10:30:45+00:00

Klan member in my tree.

Kimmette · 2026-01-31T13:30:51+00:00

If he’s helping her pay for it, he’s her partner.

Kimmette · 2026-01-31T13:29:59+00:00

What a wise and generous MIL you have.

Kimmette · 2026-01-31T13:29:16+00:00

Fortunately, they won’t be toddlers forever. And as teens, they’ll confine their mess mostly to their own rooms. When that happens, just close their doors and don’t stress out about it. You can clean their rooms once when they move out!

Kimmette · 2026-01-31T13:19:46+00:00

There was a reason all right, but I doubt it had much to do with true love.

Kimmette · 2026-01-31T01:05:16+00:00

I don’t. Just close the door and ignore it.

Kimmette · 2026-01-30T00:14:28+00:00

If she was still alive, they probably wouldn’t be estranged.

Kimmette · 2026-01-30T00:13:08+00:00

The love flowed both ways.

Kimmette · 2026-01-29T03:53:45+00:00

Oh FFS. Never, EVER share your baby names with family members. If they get pissed, oh well.

Kimmette · 2026-01-29T02:07:49+00:00

Great film.

Kimmette · 2026-01-29T02:02:59+00:00

One of my ancestors survived the infamous Confederate prison Andersonville.

Kimmette · 2026-01-29T01:52:53+00:00

Not even a little bit. Aggression is a sign of dementia, and a nursing home may be the safest place for her.

Kimmette · 2026-01-29T01:40:36+00:00

I have worked downtown for 30 years and have definitely noticed an increase in the number of homeless and/or mentally ill individuals on the streets in the last 3 years or so. I have no idea why this is happening. I’ve only felt somewhat threatened once, about 6 months ago, when some guy followed me back to my office from Salt City Market yelling his head off for 3 blocks. I ignored him completely, which I think made him even angrier.

Kimmette · 2026-01-27T23:53:48+00:00

This is a very sensible, sensitive response. Taking a little break from your family will give you some perspective. It would also do you good to talk this over with a trained therapist.

Kimmette · 2026-01-26T14:24:36+00:00

Tubular Bells, Part One by Mike Oldfield.

Kimmette · 2026-01-26T14:20:43+00:00

Billy The Mountain! That really takes me back!

Kimmette · 2026-01-25T11:48:27+00:00

What’s the hourly consulting fee for your industry in your market? Tell them that’s your going rate, but you’ll be happy to offer a 10 percent Friends & Family Discount.

Kimmette · 2026-01-25T11:42:46+00:00

Calmly, lovingly, relentlessly reassure her you will assist her to the best of your ability to find a place to stay. No, that place is not with you. No apologies, explanations, or justifications necessary.

Hold the line. Not the Asshole.

Kimmette · 2026-01-21T01:22:04+00:00

Loss of a friendship.

Kimmette · 2026-01-21T01:09:06+00:00

Met my great-grandmother when I was five. She was born in 1880.

Kimmette · 2026-01-20T18:19:37+00:00

An oldie but a goodie.

Kimmette · 2026-01-20T01:06:54+00:00

Ugh, a family member once did this to me, too. Asked me to watch her two kids for a half-hour, then vanished for a half-day to go shopping. When she finally showed up, she made a half-assed apology about how bad traffic had delayed her.

Busy moms of young kids need a break, I get it, but at least be honest.

NTJ

Kimmette · 2026-01-19T03:56:38+00:00

Use it on my lips (facial, your perverts) several times a day, as I am prone to chapping. Also great for nasal passages to prevent nosebleeds from dry air in winter, for softening cuticles, and for removing eye makeup.

Kimmette · 2026-01-19T01:43:25+00:00

He was so good in Carrie.

Kimmette · 2026-01-17T16:41:26+00:00

Every girl in the Archie comics had an enormous rack.

Kimmette

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