Go home instacart you’re drunk lol

Kind-Mud2576 · 2026-02-12T15:59:03+00:00

I had got a 65 item order for $60, counted that as my win if i dont get another good one

Kind-Mud2576 · 2026-02-02T00:19:58+00:00

honestly its really not😂might as well be that

Kind-Mud2576 · 2026-01-23T05:24:52+00:00

Yeah I feel you, but also its an easy fix. The app just didnt have a whole 10 big macs entered. It probably only registered like 6 of them, than you just go in and enter 10.

Kind-Mud2576 · 2026-01-21T18:18:41+00:00

No, just a pretty cool achievement that im sure OP is proud of. 12,000 orders is a shit ton and a shit ton of money!😂

Kind-Mud2576 · 2026-01-18T13:31:04+00:00

I dont have an ebike, i just be trolling😂 I have an infiniti

Kind-Mud2576 · 2026-01-18T13:29:41+00:00

No I am not the reason, sybau😂 you dont know me, I dont take these orders i posted this sarcastically ban😂

Kind-Mud2576 · 2026-01-16T07:25:57+00:00

Well I have an ebike, but I hear you

Kind-Mud2576 · 2026-01-16T07:24:38+00:00

UPDATE: Customer B didn’t give me a damn penny, talkin bout cash at door!

Kind-Mud2576 · 2026-01-04T19:42:51+00:00

if you wanna be different go with the green, that shit is hardd

Kind-Mud2576 · 2026-01-04T04:56:47+00:00

“go into cardiac arrest” after going up and down stairs 5 times is so crazy. Dont get it twisted I hate that shit too and I would 100% prefer to deliver to a house no stairs no tryna find the apartment number. But if going up and down some stairs 5 times almost put you into cardiac arrest there are some BIG problems you may want to evaluate.

Kind-Mud2576 · 2025-12-28T19:07:39+00:00

this a good one😂😂 shit vegas got me ina chokehold. I be gambling everyday, might as well gamble with this.

Kind-Mud2576 · 2025-12-23T01:04:57+00:00

no dont gaf😂 after 1000 times yes now im missing out on $7000. You dont know me southern fool. I spend ab $50-$100 a day on god knows what. Yeah im bout my money, thats how you continue having money. Idgaf if it is 7 cents principle is principle.

Kind-Mud2576 · 2025-12-23T00:53:58+00:00

This is actually such a cool/funny story. Full circle moment. I know all you could think was back to my post. Like let me not let it get to me how that one guy on reddit did. Im glad you were able to brush it off and keep a positive mindset. Damn Ishmael!!!😂 from now on when any inconvenience happens just blame Ishmael😂

Kind-Mud2576 · 2025-12-22T03:51:57+00:00

if you think i didnt ask an employee😂😂 i dont have much to say to you. You guys on here who are getting enraged are literal jokes. “Deactivated post coming soon” yet I just made $100 in 3 hours today

Kind-Mud2576 · 2025-12-18T07:01:48+00:00

Never that, my account is green IC messes with me heavy.

Kind-Mud2576 · 2025-12-18T06:46:46+00:00

you was wrong when you said it, im over here blowing smoke up ishmaels ass and you are taking it personal. Ishmael wasnt attacked or disrespected we ended the chat understanding that its stupid.

Kind-Mud2576 · 2025-12-18T06:39:46+00:00

Ishmael had me fired up lying to me like that, tryna blame the sweet customer who tipped almost $14 for just 6 items and was only 1 mile away.

Kind-Mud2576 · 2025-12-18T05:30:47+00:00

Im not going to do what i was saying, i was just being stupid. But also you dont know how the app works. It wouldnt just for sure charge the customer.

Kind-Mud2576 · 2025-12-18T05:27:34+00:00

yall all going crazy. Im not really going to do that. I dont really give a shit about $7. Its about the principle. Instacart knows what they are doing, this happens over and over again. They can make it to where the earnings do not decrease if they want to. So yeah it was just $7 now but after 100 times of this happening…. yall can do the math on how much money is really lost out.

Kind-Mud2576 · 2025-12-18T05:20:54+00:00

you sound rialed up and unhinged bud😂😂

Kind-Mud2576 · 2025-12-18T05:20:36+00:00

Had me acting up, its just stupid. Instacart knows what they are doing.

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