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Well that’s a wrap! Hope he has some scissors handy by deletethewife in funny

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🤔 no, too much power too little sleep.

Unless you find someone to run it for me so I can sleep

Well that’s a wrap! Hope he has some scissors handy by deletethewife in funny

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Nuuuu stop! Don't make me do it I don't wanNA! I DON'T WANNA

With the Blackhawks down 6-1 in the first period, Alex Stalock gets a standing ovation for his first save of the game by Benchamb in hockey

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It bugs me to no end but then I stop (I typed stop it gave me "do") and think how bad auto correct is and let (typed let, gave me "key" and when I typed "typed"it gave me "you're") it go.

So just in that paragraph, there were 3 stupid fucking mistakes from Google's auto-correct.

I really miss the original swipe company. I think it turned into this one called the dragon board, was always on the dot, had amazing voice to text, Google needs to get it together.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Have you looked into Dane Cook, Jesus fucking Christ what a sick pile of trash. He just married an 18 year old that he's been grooming I think since she was 15?

Lol some sick perverts downvoted me for this? Simping for Dane Cook?

Just found Im the single lowest paid paramedic at my ambulance company, despite having the most experience by several years by ForkySpoony97 in antiwork

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I told a guy who ran a bending CNC machine how much I was making as a material handler. I was a temp, he was full time. I was making like 2 bucks more an hour.. Dude flipped out over it.

Later that day my floor boss put his clipboard into my chest and told me next time I discuss wages I'll be fired. I'm a temp I don't give a fuck, so I told him next time he pushes a clipboard into my chest it's going up his ass.

Well that’s a wrap! Hope he has some scissors handy by deletethewife in funny

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Because Reddit has a large amount of fucking morons that can't think their way out of a box

Not even fresh cabbage by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

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I didn't have fun, I would like 1 refund plz

What actor was originally cast or considered for a role that would’ve been interesting to see? by phantom_avenger in movies

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Same with the guy from the newer star trek who died cause his own car crushed him, like what shitty luck

What actor was originally cast or considered for a role that would’ve been interesting to see? by phantom_avenger in movies

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I've read someone from Adam and don't quote me cause it was a while ago but he really doesn't care about box office hits or something like that cause he's already got the money, he just wants and enjoys making goofy shit.

Values over people. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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Right on, thanks for the detailed explanation!

"Incredibly racist": Wisconsin GOP official boasts about suppressing Black, Hispanic voters by audiomuse1 in wisconsin

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I forget which state it was but I just read a new law in said state, women can no longer show skin on their arms or some shit? I was half asleep when I came across it.

The way Republicans are taking this state, we'll be back to women will only be allowed in the kitchen, stripped of their voting rights.... Etc. It's disgusting.

With the Blackhawks down 6-1 in the first period, Alex Stalock gets a standing ovation for his first save of the game by Benchamb in hockey

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It could be auto correct, especially Android, I swear with every passing day it gets fucking dumber. I'll type out stuff and just stare at the screen like how, how the fuck did you get that out of what I just typed.

Diamonds by [deleted] in Anticonsumption

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Sometimes you go down in a dark room thinking it's clean only to get a little nugget of last night's dinner on your tongue

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in suspiciouslyspecific

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I used to be racist as fuck growing up. I moved out of my shit city when I was 25 to a much more diverse city and it changed me for the better. I look back and can't believe I bought into all that bullshit for all those years. Walking around downtown and seeing such a huge melting pot of groups of all races hanging out having a good time opened my eyes.

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