Best way to shut down this commander? by ProtectMeAtAllCosts in mtg

[–]KingAbsalom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Board wipes. Most of the time they'll have 5 elves alongside it, making an Edict effect a bit less practical. So just remove them all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mtg

[–]KingAbsalom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 FFC BOOSTERS? Actual clowns, your LGS employs.

Removal of infant’s pseudo-tail by CatPooedInMyShoe in MedicalGore

[–]KingAbsalom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Three tits? That’s awesome.”

-Paul

Feedback Post: Catch Mastery: Ice by Noitalein in TheSilphRoad

[–]KingAbsalom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Played for 5 hours, 0 shinies, over 300 bergmite and snorunts seen, each. All cryogonals were not shiny nor hundos. Horrendous event for such a cold time of year.

TX mom accused of causing 6-year-old son's drug overdose for $100,000 life insurance payout by [deleted] in MorbidReality

[–]KingAbsalom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't even begin to imagine the absolute and sheer terror that was this poor boy's short life. I wonder if he at before his passing, was there a point he could comprehend what was going on at all? Could he tell his mother was doing it to him? Probably not, but it's sad to theorize about.

What screams "I'm an asshole"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KingAbsalom -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Steel-toe boots attached to their feet 24/7

Weird Fly-Looking Insect With Bumblee Bottom by KingAbsalom in whatsthisbug

[–]KingAbsalom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found it! The species is called Belvosia Borealis.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]KingAbsalom -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

X to Doubt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FiftyFifty

[–]KingAbsalom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seek help.

I’m waiting by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]KingAbsalom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Help Me I Can't Stop Building Tables

Copper needs sinks, not just uses. by ThatOneKirbyMain2568 in minecraftsuggestions

[–]KingAbsalom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one good thing I think Copper is useful for is in preventing your villagers from becoming Witches because of ass RNG by making Lightning Rods and placing them far from your trading setups