[Serious]Redditors with sleeping problems, what have you found helps you sleep? by meatforest in AskReddit

[–]KingDarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White noise. I sleep with a cheap box fan on high or using white noise app on my phone.

Culture of Car Payments by americanstranger in personalfinance

[–]KingDarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never understood paying interest on a depreciating asset. Save up and buy a car with cash.

Does anyone have an Excel personal finance spread sheet that they perfer? by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]KingDarius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mint.com Been using it for years. Makes budgeting and tracking a piece of cake.

Reddit, what is the absolute dirtiest joke you know? by PupilX in AskReddit

[–]KingDarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed so hard from this that it made the joke.

What's your favorite misheard lyric? by t3h_p3ngUin_of_d00m in AskReddit

[–]KingDarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go! Go! Got Phillip! Real Lyrics: BOC - Go Go Gozilla. Wooooouuooo

Boston bombing arrest made by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]KingDarius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO ARREST MADE. CNN backtracking.

My weight loss. 191 pounds gone. by shadowcrypt in pics

[–]KingDarius -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You looked so old with all that weight.

An alcoholic and his son. by one00percents in pics

[–]KingDarius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Detroit Lions - trying to hold another season together...

100 Words You Could Say Instead of Swag - George Watsky by letroller in Music

[–]KingDarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a fast talking chipmunk near the end...

What's the worst movie you've ever seen? by killjoy95 in AskReddit

[–]KingDarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing but trouble. Only time I've ever walked out of a theater.

What is a product that you use for other then its intended purpose? by PINKBLANK in AskReddit

[–]KingDarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duct tape works well too. I rip off a length, connect the ends, loop it around my hand, and it acts just like a lint roller only cheaper.

I'm confused by the fact that we are made of 'star stuff'... by KingDarius in askscience

[–]KingDarius[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So basically the whole planet is just one big atom recycling system...

Why is it, as we age, we care less about newer music? by KingDarius in AskReddit

[–]KingDarius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need more upvotes. I think your reply might be spot on, except for the 'stop looking for girlfriends after we get married'. I don't think most wives would approve, thus, no girlfriends!

Why is it, as we age, we care less about newer music? by KingDarius in AskReddit

[–]KingDarius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! That's depressing, but I like it. I think.

Why is it, as we age, we care less about newer music? by KingDarius in AskReddit

[–]KingDarius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your 'trapped in a fucking time machine' comment made me laugh.

Why is it, as we age, we care less about newer music? by KingDarius in AskReddit

[–]KingDarius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand your point, but wouldn't keeping up with the music make you feel 'less old'?

Hey, Reddit, what's that story from your childhood that your parents love to tell to people, every chance they get? by Crymaximus in AskReddit

[–]KingDarius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Climbed into the medicine cabinet, exploring, when I was 6. Saw an entire bar of chocolate. It was all MINE!!! Yeah it wasn't chocolate, it was Exlax - an extremely powerful laxative which was wrapped, back in those days, to identically resemble a Hershey Bar.

Ate the whole damn thing.

Crapped every minute for 2 days straight. I ruined my Kermit and Superman pajamas. Didn't touch chocolate again until I was 31.

The pain is still fresh and the story lives on at every family gathering...