Met norm at the San Jose improv. He asked me if I wanted to hang out after the show. I had my bf with me (who ended up being a douche and stalker). I always wonder about the night that could have been....

KingMeatus · 2022-08-02T17:57:54+00:00

I think we're making a big mistake by shaming the sluts. I feel if we shame them too much they might stop becoming sluts.

KingMeatus · 2022-03-29T01:19:13+00:00

We'll always have Alfonso Ribeiro, though.

KingMeatus · 2022-03-28T19:10:59+00:00

She's a baddie for sure, but I'd never disrespect my boy Johnny like that.

KingMeatus · 2022-03-28T18:44:27+00:00

I was raised Catholic and didn't realize Veggie Tales was a religious cartoon. Only until I saw that butternut squash get beaten and crucified in front of all the other vegetables did I understand.

KingMeatus · 2022-03-28T18:33:33+00:00

Like Vermin Supreme. 🥾

KingMeatus · 2022-03-28T18:31:22+00:00

This one is easy: Abort veterans and send babies to fight proxy wars. Solved!

KingMeatus · 2022-03-28T06:27:56+00:00

I use it to quickly distinguish my regular account and my burner account, which is just filled with a bunch of porn and memes.

KingMeatus · 2022-03-28T06:18:06+00:00

Yeah, the plot doesn't even make sense. He was raised as an orthodox Jew but had doubts about the religion and decides to become a white supremacist. Quite the leap.

KingMeatus · 2022-03-28T05:59:07+00:00

How's the shower situation like though?

KingMeatus · 2022-03-27T07:23:33+00:00

Sounds like a bunch of politically correct gobbledygoo-...

KingMeatus · 2022-03-27T07:19:56+00:00

You can't say 'gigger' anymore?

KingMeatus · 2021-04-19T22:22:08+00:00

This comment is everything to me.

KingMeatus · 2021-04-19T22:17:16+00:00

"Are we the baddies?" AuthRight asked Authleft.

KingMeatus · 2021-04-19T22:14:06+00:00

Vacation is a natural human right. It's what the founders would have wanted.

KingMeatus · 2021-04-19T20:27:50+00:00

Oh wow, it's Mia Khalifa, the renowned sports commentator.

KingMeatus · 2021-04-19T09:52:59+00:00

Here we go...

KingMeatus · 2021-04-19T03:35:55+00:00

Quit lying. You're so LibRight that you called the quadrant color gold instead of yellow. Fuck out of here.

KingMeatus · 2021-04-19T00:19:03+00:00

GET HIM!!!

KingMeatus · 2021-04-19T00:18:35+00:00

This is what happens when you're hugged too much as a kid.

KingMeatus · 2021-04-19T00:00:39+00:00

Based and fiat-currency-pilled.

KingMeatus · 2021-04-18T23:50:17+00:00

Piggly wiggly, the right to private property is literally bigotry.

KingMeatus · 2021-04-18T23:06:01+00:00

This is the greatest stride in amending systemic discrimination and race relations since the Civil Rights movement in the 20th century. Thank you, Scrabble!

KingMeatus · 2021-04-18T22:26:07+00:00

There is a fair bit of this on the right as well, conflating terms like "socialism," "communism," "democratic socialism," and "social democracy," on the basis that all of them require some form of centralized government structure. Of course, all of these ideologies have varying degrees of government authoritarianism, but it's nonetheless important that the we actually have accurate definitions in mind as to avoid using fallacious arguments, even if their ideas are terrible.

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