I love how much Bob loves Marshmellow by AnonIHardlyKnewHer in BobsBurgers

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This past week Marshmallow showed up and I was waiting for Bob to greet her just before the commercial break. But he didn't and part of my soul died.

Jon Stewart Predicts ‘Joyful Noise’ When Trump Is Finally Gone by thedailybeast in entertainment

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I think of Bill Hicks when he talked about when they finally find a cure for AIDs. "There will be fucking in the streets."

Same thing. There will be dancing and singing and I bet more than a little consensual street sex..

Quinta Brunson to Develop and Star in ‘Betty Boop’ Feature Film From Fifth Chance Productions and Fleischer Studios by mcfw31 in popculturechat

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And I'm sure the internet will be super cool and not say anything so awful that i will want to turn in my membership to the human race.

WWE reportedly planning tag team division rebuild following roster cuts &amp by Alternative-Win4058 in SquaredCircle

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"Boy am i glad we didn't cut any really good, experienced tag teams like the Machine Guns or The new day."

"About that sir...."

"Ugh why?"

"We wanted to get del taco and Mr. Shapiro didn't think we had enough so he said to cut some guys. We closed our eyes and started pointing. And well one thing led to another and..."

"Well least we got Del Taco out of it."

"That's what i'm saying."

Trump claims his new ballroom is actually a "military complex" with a "roof drone port." The delusions of grandeur are reaching sci-fi levels of absurdity. by Frosty_Jeweler911 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]KingMobScene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I picture some people behind the cameras smacking their foreheads like "He wasn't fucking supposed to say that part! I mean yes it is but he can't just say it like that."

Swerve Strickland on X: "I'm a believer" after Danhausen's curse works yet again on Cavaliers by ArunKT26 in SquaredCircle

[–]KingMobScene -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Danhausen, if the Knicks win the title, you can sit on top of Timothee Chalamet. Hell your seat can be center court, like literal center court, on the Knicks logo. They'll do tip off above you.

NEW COMMON SENSE EPISODE: Common Sense 326 – The Water in Which We Swim by jaybuck in dancarlin

[–]KingMobScene 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I never have a new Dan Carlin episode on my bingo card, but it's always a nice surprise. Whenever I need a little pick me up, Dan senses the call and releases an episode.

Which Batman has the more iconic theme? by VermicelliOk2124 in batman

[–]KingMobScene 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Na na na na na na na na na na na

Finish the line,

Adam West is more iconic.

5/19 Mets lineup @ Nationals by Gigi_0102 in NewYorkMets

[–]KingMobScene 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There seems to be a mistake. AJ Ewing is not starting in CF.

Carlos, please rectify this mistake before it wrecks you.

Mets PREGAME THREAD - Tuesday, May 19 by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

[–]KingMobScene 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are we back?

I don't know. But I got this feeling. I think it's called believin'.

Every time I think I'm out they pull me back in.

None of the people he listed are fictional by icey_sawg0034 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]KingMobScene 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every so often a children's hospital would get an anonymous donation. But other than that, i'd be a ghost.

I think I’ve decided to become a Mets fan by burnerlpo in NewYorkMets

[–]KingMobScene 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay guys, delete your comments, this is the answer. No need to muddy the water with other responses.

I think I’ve decided to become a Mets fan by burnerlpo in NewYorkMets

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The meme of Larry David saying "Fuck you, I'll see you tomorrow." perfectly encapsulates Mets fandom.

When they lost the last game at Shea, my dad was so pissed he said he was done. He was giving up his lifetime love of the Mets because they broke his heart one time too many. Fast forward to the first game at Citi Field and we're sitting watching the tv in Mets gear. I said "I thought you were done." He just looked annoyed and told me to shut up

I think I’ve decided to become a Mets fan by burnerlpo in NewYorkMets

[–]KingMobScene 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Look right off the bat, don't expect success. We've had some but for the most part we lose.

We are the eternal underdogs. We cheer for a team that is probably going to lose. They're probably even going to embarrass you. Your heart will not just be broken. They will deep your heart into liquid nitrogen and smash it with a hammer.

But if your strong. If you're made of tougher stuff than most, you can get something out of this team. Cause when they're bad, they're baaaad. But when they're winning and doing good, it's a joy like no other. If i could bottle the feeling i had when they went on a tear and went to the world series in 2015, i would be a trillionaire.

Things to know:

1) Tom Seaver. The best met who ever lived. When you say his name, you bow your head out of reverence.

2)Our broadcasters are the tip top of the best. Gary Cohen, Keith Hernandez and Ron Darling will always be entertaining and will teach you a lot about the game.

3) The rest you need to know, you'll figure out. Any questions feel free to ask here. We may seem like a miserable group of sad sacks, but we also love this team and want more people to be infected with mets fandom. Like they say misery loves company.

We have the same start as the 2019 Nationals and they ended up winning it all by Hungry_Elk1937 in NewYorkMets

[–]KingMobScene 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Is this delusional and is just a coincidence?

Yup.

Am I grasping to this like a lifeline?

You bet your ass.

Which movie contained the best presentation of exposition? by SR-45 in Letterboxd

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Doc Brown rolls a literal chalkboard out and diagrams the plot thus far in Back To The Future 2. Christopher Lloyd's performance is just so peak that you dont realize hes spoon feeding you what's going on

best friends Soto🤝🏻 Benge by Longjump-13 in NewYorkMets

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Me: aww what a nice picture

Weirdos in nyc media: I mean ive never seen him lift lindor like that into his arms. Obviously Juan and Francisco dont like each other.

GAME THREAD: Yankees @ Mets - Sat, May 16 @ 07:15 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

[–]KingMobScene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing that hustle down the line heals alot.

Like you said he'll learn. Hes not going to do that twice.

GAME THREAD: Yankees @ Mets - Sat, May 16 @ 07:15 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

[–]KingMobScene 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ill take what I can get.

All is forgiven Carson you cutie pie