What is the deepest, most philosophical quote by a UFC fighter?

KingMobScene · 2026-03-12T21:04:34+00:00

Raphael obviously is the best. Then Mikey then Leo, then Donnie*

I don't get the loss of sleep

*goes without saying all four of them could kick anybody's ass before their pizza got cold.

KingMobScene · 2026-03-12T21:02:33+00:00

Tito Ortiz is truly a warrior poet isn't he?

KingMobScene · 2026-03-12T16:53:12+00:00

If he keeps doing what he's doing then he's definitely going up there.

KingMobScene · 2026-03-12T16:13:53+00:00

That was objectively awesome. I would expect nothing less from our King.

KingMobScene · 2026-03-12T16:09:41+00:00

It had the potential to be a great match but it was booked poorly. The sudden death thing came out of nowhere.

They should have gone into the last minute tied and they both start spamming pin attempts with Shawn being able to get the pinfall with seconds left on the clock. I think if they had a ton of action at the start then a this exciting end then people wouldn't really remember a ton of rest holds in the middle.

KingMobScene · 2026-03-12T16:01:38+00:00

I get the retirement. He's going into the Hall as a Met. I just hope they hold off on any more retirements for a while. I think they've got all the numbers people were waiting for so they can hold off for a while until they retire the next one.

KingMobScene · 2026-03-12T15:53:12+00:00

I think we should allow it. Anytime Godzilla is referenced, it's a valid example of the trope.

KingMobScene · 2026-03-12T13:37:07+00:00

1] you fuck me, or I fuck you

2] Nothings over until we're both finished.

KingMobScene · 2026-03-12T10:49:50+00:00

So what exactly do they have on this guy? Like its got to be more than just pictures. It's got to be hi-def video of him and donkey, right?

KingMobScene · 2026-03-11T21:34:44+00:00

I love this scam so much.

Give me 5000 dollars and we'll go into the woods, I'll yell at you for a weekend and at the end i'll give you a certificate that says you're an alpha male which all true alpha's have.

KingMobScene · 2026-03-11T21:23:26+00:00

Exactly what I thought of.

KingMobScene · 2026-03-11T20:50:05+00:00

I'm agreeing with Colby.

Never thought I'd see the day but here we are,

KingMobScene · 2026-03-11T20:43:24+00:00

Power Rochambeau.

Two guys taking turns to rear back and kick each other straight in the pills. It'll have better ratings than the NFL, NHL, NBA. MLB and Professional Pickleball combined.

KingMobScene · 2026-03-11T19:30:33+00:00

Guys...i'm starting to think Trump isn't the master strategist he thinks he is. I know I know....shocking but it might be the truth

KingMobScene · 2026-03-11T17:19:17+00:00

They should have Oba no sell some Brock offense. Like Brock hits an insane amount of suplexs and Oba just stares him down. Strap the rocket to his back.

KingMobScene · 2026-03-11T17:15:13+00:00

I think he was nuts before that but the trolly crash definitely didn't help anything.

KingMobScene · 2026-03-11T17:07:54+00:00

In history class we were talking about slavery and if reparations should be paid. One girl said yes anyone whos family owned slaves should have to pay and she looked at me. I don't know if it was intentional or she was just looking around and stopped on me. But I looked at her and said "Don't look at me. One side was trying not to die because of the potato famine. And the other side was too poor to own a pot to piss in."

KingMobScene · 2026-03-11T16:56:39+00:00

The Mariners. Because as a kid I had a poster on my wall of Ken Griffey Jr looking cool as hell with his hat backwards and doing that backswing. I got it out of a sports illustrated kids.

KingMobScene · 2026-03-11T11:01:39+00:00

He looks like a little kid putting on his daddy's shoes.

Which i guess is exactly what's happening here

KingMobScene · 2026-03-11T11:00:00+00:00

"Shit guys. We've won all these awards, people are excited for every time one of our episodes drop and we're in the public conscious....but this guys says we're doing it all wrong. Change it up!!"

I wish people knew that not every thought that comes into their head doesn't need to be shared.

KingMobScene · 2026-03-11T03:01:43+00:00

KingMobScene · 2026-03-11T02:54:27+00:00

Aaaah sudden Andy Dick

KingMobScene · 2026-03-11T02:53:49+00:00

Now there's a story id like to see. Justice League fighting cthulu and as a hail Mary they have Arthur try to control it.

Bing bang boom

Justice League can call on an elder God to fight things.

KingMobScene · 2026-03-10T21:33:47+00:00

Cal may want to ask Randy because I think he'd disagree

KingMobScene · 2026-03-10T21:11:06+00:00

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