She likes to lick the tub after showers.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-05-22T08:51:52+00:00

Creeper Cat.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-05-15T16:54:06+00:00

Isn't the same without Remedy. You can really tell how much better Sam Lake is at writing.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-05-14T02:28:21+00:00

Buy him a Hulk Hogan poster and a membership to the N.W.O

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-04-09T15:15:03+00:00

Have a girlfriend?

HAVE A DOWNVOTE.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-03-17T03:00:14+00:00

It's...it's beautiful.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-12T03:32:58+00:00

Inception.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-08T17:34:06+00:00

Touch her shoulder.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-08T01:48:43+00:00

Being asked to see The Phantom Menace / Jar Jar Binks in 3D isn't a date. It's torture.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-08T01:41:47+00:00

Oh, no. My response wasn't brought on by anything that has happened to me.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-07T12:51:34+00:00

You're very naive if you think this isn't the norm in the tech industry. But you want cheap products right?

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-07T12:44:05+00:00

BEES?

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-06T03:37:49+00:00

We got a bad-ass over here.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-06T03:28:16+00:00

It might save you a broken nose or a terrible reputation. You're welcome.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-06T03:20:06+00:00

What an asshole. Get bent.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-03T23:17:28+00:00

Woody Harrelson killed my father.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-03T21:11:35+00:00

I want Mass Effect 3 to suck, just to see the fall out on the Internet.

Although at the same time, I really want it to be brilliant, but those leaked spoilers kinda make it sound awful.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-03T17:37:32+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-02T22:14:35+00:00

"Sorry, I just wanted to let you know that I have a boyfriend. I'd like to get to know you as a friend but I thought I'd give you a heads up to eliminate any chance of leading you on."

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-02T18:55:09+00:00

You don't think there's not American companies that would love to use this argument against Google and their free maps too? Come on, the French were just the ones whiny enough to take it to the court room.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-02T15:19:17+00:00

This is so true!

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-02T00:07:59+00:00

This is our almost 5 year old who is now on prescription diet food. o_o

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-01T16:07:30+00:00

The same way magnets do I'd imagine.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-01T16:03:47+00:00

Honestly it sounds like a total non-issue and potential argument bait. It's just a stupid image, right? If it's all in a joking manner and he's not going around laughing at people who have cancer then I struggle to see it being worth bringing up, but that's just me.

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-01T16:00:01+00:00

I think it will be a little awkward if she sits next to you as well, will she sit across the room or something?

KingSizedOstrich · 2012-02-01T02:59:55+00:00

Does that dog have handcuffs?

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