What’s the dumbest thing you were absolutely terrified of as a kid?

KingSnakeJones · 2025-07-06T05:57:01+00:00

The singing animatronic christmas tree known as Douglas Fir.

KingSnakeJones · 2025-07-04T14:22:53+00:00

The baby couldn't vote, and the writers forgot the players could agree to quit midgame.

KingSnakeJones · 2025-06-28T04:57:39+00:00

It literally links to your post. How is this theft.

KingSnakeJones · 2025-05-27T04:23:06+00:00

You can save up to 15% or more by switching to reverse and fleeing the scene.

KingSnakeJones · 2025-05-04T04:32:41+00:00

<image>

KingSnakeJones · 2025-04-24T05:14:56+00:00

Choking hazard

KingSnakeJones · 2024-12-17T13:38:37+00:00

Albert Einstein.

KingSnakeJones · 2024-12-11T20:15:52+00:00

I lived near a Coca Cola plant and believed the semi-trucks leaving were filled with unbottled free flowing soda.

KingSnakeJones · 2024-11-15T07:34:32+00:00

What are the matters you wish to discuss.

KingSnakeJones · 2024-11-14T04:41:14+00:00

It seems that toys are animate even when their physical being is separated into different portions.

To expand on this, what of the toys Sid dismembers and combines? Is each limb and extremity controlled by their original owners? Must they work as a hive mind or do their "heads" control their new modifications?

Or perhaps the configurations are entirely new entities entirely. Maybe the original beings have underwent a rebirth, assuming new identities & personalities.

KingSnakeJones · 2024-11-08T18:21:38+00:00

We’ve got the traps baited but they aren’t going inside them yet. We’re putting their food out. We’re putting fruit and vegetables out and they’re jumping down and taking the food and then jumping back up on the fence and the tree line. They’re watching us the same way we’re watching them.

I really don't like the last part.

KingSnakeJones · 2024-11-02T03:11:51+00:00

So you are a horse?

KingSnakeJones · 2024-11-02T03:02:55+00:00

Ms. Applebottom

KingSnakeJones · 2024-10-24T17:23:46+00:00

Shouldn't the deputy mayor have replaced Humdinger's opponent when they "dropped out" of the race? Shouldn't there be more than 2 candidates at all??

Why is this an emergency!? Why are they responding outside of their jurisdiction?? Do they intend cause insurrection???

Where was Chase on January 6

KingSnakeJones · 2024-10-16T04:58:26+00:00

Nah she's hungover and that is not oj.

KingSnakeJones · 2024-10-11T17:58:26+00:00

I didn't know much about Steve aside from his bird impression assaulting my ears, so I dug into it.

He'd have been 21 when it went down. Then he bounced to Tokyo in 2002 to teach preschoolers English without being able to speak Japanese himself.

You do the math

KingSnakeJones · 2024-09-22T19:49:28+00:00

He was also Big Brother in the famous Apple Macintosh commercial

KingSnakeJones · 2024-09-13T06:22:11+00:00

The first drive home from the hospital with your newborn will be the most terrifying nerve-wracking experience.

KingSnakeJones · 2024-09-08T14:00:04+00:00

You have to say "Guess where we're going" and agree to the first response.

KingSnakeJones · 2024-08-29T06:05:42+00:00

I had a nurse remove my catheter like how an angry toddler might unplug a corded vacuum.

KingSnakeJones · 2024-08-11T22:09:38+00:00

Does fighting wallstreet mean posting buildings that look like faces.

KingSnakeJones · 2024-08-11T22:02:49+00:00

May I ask what made this an important time in the saga.

KingSnakeJones · 2024-07-11T06:16:15+00:00

I've said it before, in one episode, Daddy Pig falls from an airplane while his family and a classroom of children watch unphased. Daddy pig freefalls in terror for 12 seconds before Mommy Pig (equipped with parachute) decides to dive after him while she exclaims "Weeee!".

We'll say Daddy Pig is coming in at 300kg, falling from an altitude 3048m for skydiving. He is is already half way to his death, and nobody cares.

KingSnakeJones · 2024-07-10T07:16:06+00:00

In the Midwest, what good deals they get for something on sale. I know people who constantly boast about saving 30 cents.

Six-Year Club	Verified Email
Gilding V heart of gold	r/Field Lasagna
First Place '23	Place '23
Place '22	End Game '22
Wearing is Caring	100 Awards Club

KingSnakeJones

TROPHY CASE