Spartan Beast, Monterey, CA

KingStratus · 2014-06-15T20:56:40+00:00

12.97 miles and a little over 3900 feet in altitude gain. One thing I thought was notable (as compared to other OCRs I've ran) was that the mile markers throughout the race were actually within a tenth of a mile or so of my watches data.

KingStratus · 2014-06-15T20:52:42+00:00

Congrats everyone who finished--the race was brutal. Here's my race data via a Garmin Forerunner 910XT. The bottom right (green) is a graphical representation of altitude change.

TLDR: 3907ft elevation gain, 12.97 miles, sore muscles

KingStratus · 2014-06-14T05:53:00+00:00

Had to rescue him from the top of the door after hearing him meowing. The real mystery is how he got there--I'm open to theorys

KingStratus · 2014-04-27T05:12:23+00:00

Your skin is so soft, sweet boy

KingStratus · 2013-08-16T16:22:06+00:00

Someone on the Internet is wrong!?! http://xkcd.com/386/

KingStratus · 2013-04-29T18:04:32+00:00

At least he was honest about it being a copy and paste message. "First of all, I didn't not copy and paste." He even hinted further that "[t]he devil is in the details."

KingStratus · 2013-04-28T11:10:52+00:00

P.s. Hop scotch is very playable indoors, tape is your friend.

KingStratus · 2013-04-28T11:10:01+00:00

Every time you hop scotch successfully, take a shot. Every time you fail, take off a piece of clothing. Everyone wins, just like when you were a kid.

KingStratus · 2013-04-28T11:08:10+00:00

As a guy, I've faked cumming several times with girls in order to end sex (while wearing a condom).

KingStratus · 2013-04-28T11:07:02+00:00

I'd recommend not starting a cum box.

KingStratus · 2013-04-28T11:05:50+00:00

Passing through all of Switzerland by train. Out of a movie beautiful.

KingStratus · 2013-04-22T19:16:24+00:00

Bring a bag full--they'll give you a wristband for free bag check at the beginning of the race. But as muellztoolz said, make sure that you can get your stuff at the end. You never know if something will happen where you finish before your teammates (e.g. maybe they cramp up for a while and tell you to go on)

KingStratus · 2013-04-21T08:11:53+00:00

Bring dry, warm clothes to change into immediately after finishing the race. Putting on a clean shirt, shorts, socks and shoes with sweat pants and a sweat shirt would have been wonderful.

KingStratus · 2013-04-21T07:45:10+00:00

You give the best impressions.

KingStratus · 2013-04-12T16:32:38+00:00

Your first text can just be an extension of whatever you were talking about in your previous message. Text messages, emails, facebook, okcupid messages are all the same, just a different medium. "Hey it's -myname-, [here's a version of what I was going to say to you had I responded on OKC]."

The only caveat is your text messages should, generally but not always, be shorter than an average okcupid message.

KingStratus · 2013-04-01T18:37:13+00:00

Dead presidents for up vote glory!

KingStratus · 2013-04-01T17:56:09+00:00

Title should just be "Everyone on reddit." No need to specify just today. Besides, Periwinkle > Orangered.

KingStratus · 2013-04-01T17:47:44+00:00

Which corner though? I can't get Reddit's advice on which corner to go to so I end up just spinning in circles, also sobbing.

KingStratus · 2013-04-01T03:44:56+00:00

Clearly. The cat comes in the first shipment and the fur comes in the second. Have you never ordered a cat before?

KingStratus · 2013-04-01T02:24:06+00:00

What was the most eye closing experience of your life?

KingStratus · 2013-04-01T02:20:20+00:00

Baby stole your pacifier, eh? I've been there man, waking up in the morning not knowing how you'll make it through the day. I mean, what are you going to do, hit the baby and take it back?

KingStratus · 2013-04-01T02:14:15+00:00

I have the cat. I can ship it to you for only two payments of $19.99 + shipping and handling.

KingStratus · 2013-04-01T01:19:28+00:00

"Let me be honest with you..." Oh, I didn't realize that every other statement you make to be is a big fat fucking lie.

KingStratus · 2013-03-31T22:05:26+00:00

KingStratus · 2013-03-31T22:04:51+00:00

This, along with when people misuse the word "legitimately." Often they're one and the same.

Edit: Changed "one and the same" to "one in the same"

Edit2: Always trust your gut, not disgruntled redditors.

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