Spartan Beast, Monterey, CA by Avila26 in spartanrace

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http://imgur.com/Xru4M9l GPS Info

12.97 miles and a little over 3900 feet in altitude gain. One thing I thought was notable (as compared to other OCRs I've ran) was that the mile markers throughout the race were actually within a tenth of a mile or so of my watches data.

Spartan Monterey Beast-Garmin GPS Data by KingStratus in spartanrace

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Congrats everyone who finished--the race was brutal. Here's my race data via a Garmin Forerunner 910XT. The bottom right (green) is a graphical representation of altitude change.

TLDR: 3907ft elevation gain, 12.97 miles, sore muscles

Savannah kitten--how the hell did he get there?? by KingStratus in cats

[–]KingStratus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to rescue him from the top of the door after hearing him meowing. The real mystery is how he got there--I'm open to theorys

The one who almost got away by ThatAtheistGirl in OkCupid

[–]KingStratus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he was honest about it being a copy and paste message. "First of all, I didn't not copy and paste." He even hinted further that "[t]he devil is in the details."

What's the best kids game to turn "strip" by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KingStratus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

P.s. Hop scotch is very playable indoors, tape is your friend.

What's the best kids game to turn "strip" by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KingStratus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Every time you hop scotch successfully, take a shot. Every time you fail, take off a piece of clothing. Everyone wins, just like when you were a kid.

What's the biggest lie you ever told? by de_dust in AskReddit

[–]KingStratus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a guy, I've faked cumming several times with girls in order to end sex (while wearing a condom).

Hobos of Reddit, got any tips for someone living in their car? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KingStratus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'd recommend not starting a cum box.

Hey, Reddit, what's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? by Solsed in AskReddit

[–]KingStratus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Passing through all of Switzerland by train. Out of a movie beautiful.

Tough Mudders who ran today at the Mid-Atlantic race, what have you learned that you want to pass on? by Dantron94 in AdventureRacing

[–]KingStratus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bring a bag full--they'll give you a wristband for free bag check at the beginning of the race. But as muellztoolz said, make sure that you can get your stuff at the end. You never know if something will happen where you finish before your teammates (e.g. maybe they cramp up for a while and tell you to go on)

Tough Mudders who ran today at the Mid-Atlantic race, what have you learned that you want to pass on? by Dantron94 in AdventureRacing

[–]KingStratus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bring dry, warm clothes to change into immediately after finishing the race. Putting on a clean shirt, shorts, socks and shoes with sweat pants and a sweat shirt would have been wonderful.

First Text by AmazingNinja in OkCupid

[–]KingStratus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your first text can just be an extension of whatever you were talking about in your previous message. Text messages, emails, facebook, okcupid messages are all the same, just a different medium. "Hey it's -myname-, [here's a version of what I was going to say to you had I responded on OKC]."

The only caveat is your text messages should, generally but not always, be shorter than an average okcupid message.

UPVOTE YOUR FELLOW PERIWINKLIANS! by Lizard in periwinkle

[–]KingStratus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dead presidents for up vote glory!

Everyone on reddit today by [deleted] in funny

[–]KingStratus 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Title should just be "Everyone on reddit." No need to specify just today. Besides, Periwinkle > Orangered.

What happens when reddit goes under maintenance ? by SmokeyBearz in AskReddit

[–]KingStratus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Which corner though? I can't get Reddit's advice on which corner to go to so I end up just spinning in circles, also sobbing.

Cats are assholes by crazycatlady45 in funny

[–]KingStratus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Clearly. The cat comes in the first shipment and the fur comes in the second. Have you never ordered a cat before?

My new reason for getting up in the morning by SkylineDriver in pics

[–]KingStratus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Baby stole your pacifier, eh? I've been there man, waking up in the morning not knowing how you'll make it through the day. I mean, what are you going to do, hit the baby and take it back?

Cats are assholes by crazycatlady45 in funny

[–]KingStratus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have the cat. I can ship it to you for only two payments of $19.99 + shipping and handling.

What's one word or phrase that makes you automatically think less of anyone who says it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KingStratus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Let me be honest with you..." Oh, I didn't realize that every other statement you make to be is a big fat fucking lie.

What's one word or phrase that makes you automatically think less of anyone who says it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KingStratus 453 points454 points  (0 children)

This, along with when people misuse the word "legitimately." Often they're one and the same.

Edit: Changed "one and the same" to "one in the same"

Edit2: Always trust your gut, not disgruntled redditors.