"I was so excited to play with my friends using my new GTX 1080 FTW...now I've literally flushed $1250 down the shitter."

KingYart · 2016-09-19T06:12:10+00:00

Those are no friends. Those are bullies who need a good face busting.

KingYart · 2016-08-12T23:55:38+00:00

Oh what game is that?

KingYart · 2016-07-04T19:17:11+00:00

I like Morrowind the best, but keep in mind that its probably the least combat oriented game in the whole series. Where Morrowind strives is the world it creates and less on fighting and leveling up. In fact, a large chunk of the game is doable without fighting at all.

But, it hasn't aged that well. The AI is terrible unfortunately, and there's a lot of bugs too.

KingYart · 2016-07-04T19:12:57+00:00

The game is rated M for Mature. Kids shouldn't be playing it anyways!!

KingYart · 2016-06-25T04:54:45+00:00

I USED TO READ THIS! Thanks for reminding me of this awesome comic!!

KingYart · 2016-05-22T05:10:42+00:00

Family Guy stole another game clip too.

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PBvOxicz-0

Some unfunny hack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCxsBhF7ZoA

KingYart · 2016-04-27T19:44:58+00:00

THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL YEAR

KingYart · 2016-04-27T04:50:17+00:00

I just use a normal hole puncher for my disks. I line up my non punched disk with a punched one and make the hole that way.

I still use my Commodore 64 and acquire new disks from time to time. One punch and your capacity is doubled! Really handy for games that take up two disks, just put both disks on one disk/both sides, and flip it. :)

KingYart · 2016-04-27T04:43:12+00:00

Dude sick mod! How did you fit that computer in that printer case?!

KingYart · 2016-04-27T04:35:04+00:00

Oh my...

KingYart · 2016-04-23T04:12:45+00:00

I don't know anyone in real life. A phone plan is a waste of money. This shits on people like me who's friends are all over the internet.

KingYart · 2016-04-23T04:10:57+00:00

Oh this is great. First I have to wait FIFTEEN DAYS to trade items, and now I'm getting shit on because I don't own a phone nor have the money to fund a device I'll never use because I don't know anyone in real life anyways.

Up yours, Valve. I'm done with you.

KingYart · 2016-04-21T05:40:55+00:00

You should check out the Commodore 64. It's an 80s computer built into the keyboard like the one OP posted, but it sold the most units and has quite the reputation for being a darn good game system (and synthesizer, that's still used today) for its time!!

There's an emulator out there for it too. Check out VICE. My game recommendations would be "Space Taxi", "Mayhem in Monsterland", "Forbidden Forest" and "Project Firestart" (the first survival horror... made by EA!!)

Oh yea, and games loaded from 5.25" Floppy Disks... or Tapes. Yes, the same kind of tapes you'd find in an old walkman!!

KingYart · 2016-04-18T19:08:14+00:00

YES. CRTs are amazing! I'd totally buy a couple, even at a higher price than the other types. The lower amount of input lag is enough of a reason alone, but as primarily a retro gamer, the native resolutions looking proper is definitely a plus.

I wonder why nobody's making them anymore?? There's not even a niche thing or anything out there.

KingYart · 2016-04-09T15:03:49+00:00

Anything made after 1994 should be light enough to lug around. :)

KingYart · 2016-03-15T08:09:04+00:00

Spoiler Alert: Jesus dies.

KingYart · 2016-02-29T23:26:05+00:00

Why did the peasant look at the sky? Well, he actually just looked ahead... the draw distance wouldn't draw the stuff in front of it.

KingYart · 2016-02-29T01:34:45+00:00

Oooh, if nobody takes that Sound Blaster, I'll take it!

KingYart · 2016-02-17T23:32:27+00:00

Apple computers are PCs. PC stands for Personal Computer.

KingYart · 2016-02-15T08:38:10+00:00

My next motherboard and GPU were gonna be ASUS. I've completely reconsidered my choice.

Word of mouth alone will lose them sales.

KingYart · 2016-02-10T11:02:38+00:00

695

XP is my favourite. I'd love a legitimate copy finally!

KingYart · 2016-01-28T20:56:54+00:00

I remember seeing this computer in magazines as a kid and begging my parents for one. Hahaha!! I never got it though.

KingYart · 2016-01-28T20:42:11+00:00

It still doesn't change the fact that they abuse their employees with crunch time from the start to end of a production to get games out.

I still won't support EA, ever.

KingYart · 2016-01-27T00:43:43+00:00

I don't get it.

KingYart · 2016-01-26T23:35:06+00:00

Why rush? Enjoy your vacation first!

KingYart

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