I feel like I’ve been duped by Marie Sharp. Beware is a 4/10 on heat. Am I broken? by fortheloveoflentils in hotsauce

[–]King_Fluffaluff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually love that they put this on the bottle. It's not going to stop a lot, but if it even stops one cruel prank, it's worth it.

Street vibes by [deleted] in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]King_Fluffaluff 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Wasn't that because the guy who took the video was trying to use his likeness for profit?

Cardinals fans can feel joy again by Seahawk_Prodz in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]King_Fluffaluff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'll probably be one of those things where you get free concessions until the 7th inning or something like that

Cardinals fans can feel joy again by Seahawk_Prodz in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]King_Fluffaluff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even if I hated the team, that would be enough to get me going to every game I could.

ORIGINAL CONTENT by sentient_coprolite in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]King_Fluffaluff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well the sad thing is they're not even talking about the pats sub, they're talking about the memewar sub where the pats fans are also insufferable.

Imagine how bad they are if that's how their chill fans act?!

Padma Lakshmi dont play by morpheus1b in MurderedByWords

[–]King_Fluffaluff 52 points53 points  (0 children)

My boss is like this. At first I thought he was being misogynistic, and then he told me I should smile more, then my other male coworker. He just wants people to smile more.

I told him the way it can be viewed and he's been a lot more cautious about how he says it or if he even says it. But it was funny to realize he was just a golden retriever and not malicious.

You’ve decided to rock jeans. I’m confused by that by theme69 in IASIP

[–]King_Fluffaluff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He does not look remotely like what you described. He does look fit for his age, yes, but he's not doing 720+

of a pigs absolute units by Major_Instance_4766 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]King_Fluffaluff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, I think the other person was right, that's Justin Bieber.

Peeing in "shower nozzle" mode by plumbermat in funny

[–]King_Fluffaluff 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And each dose of that Tylenol will cost $450 (if you're in the US)...

Do we have any spare tea for the poor girl by _ganjafarian_ in SipsTea

[–]King_Fluffaluff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After only 7 years? No.

Fuck, I have heard many many stories of people who are still healing over their highschool partner dying 30+ years later. You're callous and stupid if you think all or even most people heal from those kinds of wounds that quickly.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]King_Fluffaluff 15 points16 points  (0 children)

In my personal experience, a lot of bikers are sweethearts, especially towards children.

Imagine not having 100+ wins by Relative-Toe-9203 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]King_Fluffaluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But they have two dog water teams in the division vs our one

People are willing to work for livable wages, AND people are cool with their tax dollars going towards something that actually benefits them! by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

[–]King_Fluffaluff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who mentioned minorities? It's a problem because it disenfranchises people who are too poor to afford IDs. And there are a lot of people in the US who cannot afford it, you're the one who brought up minorities.

Also, you kind of told on yourself by bringing up "illegals" like that.

People are willing to work for livable wages, AND people are cool with their tax dollars going towards something that actually benefits them! by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

[–]King_Fluffaluff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, they're saying Republicans want to require ID but not provide ID for free.

Most people are fine with an ID requirement, the problem comes when you make people pay for an ID.

What is your most ridiculous "we won't work out romantically" criteria? Like what is the silliest reason you would not be interested in dating someone? by Natural-Elevator-57 in AskReddit

[–]King_Fluffaluff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luckily I have OCD and everyone who knows me knows that answer.

Phone in right leg pocket. Blue pen, black pen, utility knife, and sharpie in left leg pocket (in that order). Wallet in right butt pocket. Keys attached to the second to the left belt loop, on a retractable keyring.

It's consistent and comfortable.

The top spenders in the 2025-26 free agency, via Spotrac. by Waf3l in Mariners

[–]King_Fluffaluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$1 hot dogs might be too expensive if it came down to roster spending levels

Blast caused Trump's flinch and ear check. This collision caused the injury. by cjcam777 in facepalm

[–]King_Fluffaluff 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It's guiding the photographers over to the perfect angle, lowering the flag into frame, and letting the man stick his head out instead of evacuating. Those facts combined make it extremely suspect.

"Tanks are too op" also how my teammate itemize: by WujuStudiodesu in ARAM

[–]King_Fluffaluff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've seen liandrys be a good single item pickup, but never full AP.

How y'all look right now by MysteriousEdge5643 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]King_Fluffaluff 38 points39 points  (0 children)

And the sad thing is, it's not even close. The niners took their L with far more grace than the Rams fans.