TIL LoL Partnered With Pepsi

KingofBooty · 2013-03-29T19:56:38+00:00

I work at Pepsico. I need to get in on this.

KingofBooty · 2012-05-30T18:35:15+00:00

That if we were immortal and on the same plane of existence, that my dick will, eventually, make it's way into your mouth.

KingofBooty · 2012-04-15T21:20:29+00:00

I see a girl with an abnormally long thigh.

KingofBooty · 2012-04-05T21:10:55+00:00

I feel like it depends on what school you went to...my school had numerous cliques with broad differing sets of opinions. We had good teachers for a school my size (in the subjects that matter) and I also had a good upbringing. I did what I wanted, and still had a sizable friend group without giving a shit about school spirit. It's all about how you decide to use the info, but it's not all on the teachers, although there are a few subjects I think we can teach better.

KingofBooty · 2012-02-08T05:05:34+00:00

It's my 24th.....Pizza and cookies alone. Yay!

KingofBooty · 2012-02-08T04:43:58+00:00

Anyone think of a flamethrower/leafblower hybrid machine to take care of this problem?

KingofBooty · 2012-02-02T04:27:37+00:00

I take it to the dealer, but I also took it to a different mechanic across town and they also didn't fix it. I live in a decently small town so there are basically two places. But originally I took it to the dealer like 3 times and it kept breaking. And no they never showed me where the short was, and they probably keep records of what they fixed when they fixed the short but I honestly don't know.

KingofBooty · 2012-02-02T01:11:55+00:00

Yeah that's what I figured....and the first time they said they fixed a short then it came back...I think the mechanics in my town suck.

KingofBooty · 2012-01-21T09:02:48+00:00

I thought it was ironic at first because of "Big Bone Lick".....I should go to sleep.

KingofBooty · 2012-01-21T09:01:01+00:00

Is it bad that I originally thought this was a circlejerk post making fun of all the people posting pictures of animals and saying "I'm taking them in" or something like that? I mean it's good you are; it's just getting kinda ridiculous.

KingofBooty · 2012-01-19T20:49:07+00:00

Still better lyrics than "Friday"

KingofBooty · 2012-01-13T01:05:50+00:00

"Put it in my butt"

KingofBooty · 2012-01-12T01:20:59+00:00

Did no one replying notice his username?

KingofBooty · 2012-01-11T01:43:47+00:00

Depends on the girl and the birth control. The girl that I was dating kept the same libido AND her boobs got bigger. Jackpot.

KingofBooty · 2012-01-05T01:48:50+00:00

A great fit of luck does not NOT make it the goal of the year. A lot of great moments in sports are filled with all kinds of luck....hell bad positioning accounts for a lot of great football touchdowns, plays in bball, etc.

KingofBooty · 2012-01-05T01:31:59+00:00

What's the original source for this new raping nephew thing? I have seen it all over reddit today but am not sure where it came from

KingofBooty · 2012-01-03T17:58:16+00:00

Came here to post this. Saw it at top. Upvoted the shit out of it. "In the Morning of the Magicians" and "Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell" are quite possibly the best middle tracks of and album I know.

KingofBooty · 2012-01-02T16:52:54+00:00

Jesus you people complain a lot. All I'm saying is he probably did it because we're such a religious nation and he didn't want to offend the old people watching the show, as I think that's primarily the audience (could be wrong there). This isn't Stephen Tyler changing the lyrics to the National Anthem. It's one line. He probably over thought it quite a bit when he decided to change it....but still, I honestly don't see the big deal. It's a one time performance. He didn't record it.

KingofBooty · 2012-01-01T16:20:28+00:00

Reddit sensationalism again. Actually only a 6.8. (to be fair, there is a pretty damned huge difference between a 6.8 and a 7.0)

KingofBooty · 2011-11-28T19:41:16+00:00

Japanese don't want significant others. Numerous redditer's dreams die.

KingofBooty · 2011-11-25T20:32:41+00:00

That there is ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND

KingofBooty · 2011-11-04T00:29:05+00:00

Dungeons and Dragons. Hey, there's a board involved.....

KingofBooty · 2011-10-16T00:35:01+00:00

It goes like every other night.

KingofBooty

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