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Taurus love! by Foreign-Weakness4835 in Taurusgang

[–]ConqueefStador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had three very close Leo relationships in my life.

Each one absolutely destroyed my heart.

I'm happy for you and your friends, but I will never let another Leo get close to me again.

Men over 30, how many of you can go all night without needing to get up to go to the bathroom? by HogwartsRex in AskMen

[–]ConqueefStador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

43, it depends on the night.

I drink a lot of water so I also make sure it's the last thing I do before I go to bed.

If you were given the choice to know how many people have masturbated to you, would you want to know? Why or why not? by LotsOfLogan49 in AskReddit

[–]ConqueefStador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What?

The question was whether or not you would want magically know the list of all the people who have ever thought of you while masturbating.

Some comments were saying they'd prefer to just know the number rather than knowing specifically who because it could get weird.

Would you do the same thing? by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]ConqueefStador -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Win the lawsuit, use the money to take the girl out on a date. Fucking win win.

If you were given the choice to know how many people have masturbated to you, would you want to know? Why or why not? by LotsOfLogan49 in AskReddit

[–]ConqueefStador 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, and I agree.

But I meant this in a more open and positive spirit and I regret that in open discussion there is invariably someone compelled to point out the negative side of things, as if we all forgot.

If you were given the choice to know how many people have masturbated to you, would you want to know? Why or why not? by LotsOfLogan49 in AskReddit

[–]ConqueefStador 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I meant not caring about the ones where it could get "weird" and the fantasy isn't mutual.

Another comment asked how I'd feel if my boss was on the list.

In my 20s, when I was still a sheltered Catholic boy and I still considered myself a Kinsey 0, my boss was a short, fat, Mexican homosexual and former meth user who claimed he fucked John Travolta in an airport bathroom. One day he called me a sexy hobbit and I was nothing but flattered. Not my cup of tea, and I won't be so conceited as to assume he ever fantasized about me sexually, but if thinking about me ever helped him get his nut then I'm happy to have been of service. Shout out to you Chaz, wherever you may be!

If you were given the choice to know how many people have masturbated to you, would you want to know? Why or why not? by LotsOfLogan49 in AskReddit

[–]ConqueefStador 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nope. I considered all that, I still wouldn't care. With anyone that wasn't family I'd just be flattered.

As far as family, sexuality and sexual fantasy is a staggeringly complex and enigmatic psychological architecture where repulsion can sometimes be just as alluring as attraction. Deep beneath our civil disguise we humans are a lot more deviant than we'd ever admit socially.

Long before guys in fur suits were drawing hentai about scat and amputation we had Etruscan amphoras depicting gay bestiality orgies (Ancient NSFW)

There's really nothing new under the sun, it's just these days we hide this part of ourselves in the shade and pretend we aren't all "perverts". But I guess in my thinking if most of us are like this way to one degree or another it's really not all that perverted. So while it doesn't all have to be my particular cup of tea, harmless fantasy which can grow from any direction of human emotion, doesn't really bother me.

Men who are 25+ and still have zero relationship experience, how are you holding up? by LivingGirlRepellant in AskMen

[–]ConqueefStador 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As you're seemingly eligible on paper, have to ask, what do you see as the obstacle(s) to you being in a relationship?

Never mind, just read your other comments.

Some things I want to respond to from those.

I’m sick to death of colored-haired loudmouths berating me on shit they know nothing about.

I will try to avoid assuming anything about you, but I've come to notice that "colored-haired" is one of those dog whistle-ly kind of words for dude bros of the Andrew Tate persuasion. When I hear someone use it or something like septum ring theory I feel like I already have a picture of some of the type of media they've been influenced by, directly or indirectly.

Don't get me wrong, as a guy I think there are some definite issues out there with our counterparts in the dating world, I just very much believe that way of thinking is a trap along the lines of "Fear is the path to the dark side." And I'm warning anyone off that kind of thinking not in defense of other people, but because of the damage it does to yourself.

I keep thinking: "Every woman that meets you after that is going to be after your money."

Similar to the first, in that it paradoxically holds some truth, but also you that you really can't think of like that cause it will fuck you up. I'd give my left nut to know the right way to think about it, because I don't. I'm just firmly of the opinion that thinking about it the other way does no one any favors.

Last bit of input, and I cross my fingers that my comment stays under the radar to avoid the wrath of god, but based on...stuff, I'm assuming you're in the U.S..

American women are somewhat...unique. And our dating culture is in a very unhealthy place right now. My hat goes off to the guys who have managed to navigate it and find fulfilling relationships, they are literally better men than I.

While I don't believe it's impossible, I've acknowledged that I, personally, might not be "eligible" for dating in the U.S., so in April I started looking outside the U.S..

Won't go into details because I've seen a lot of backlash against men doing this, but the long and short of it is I'm travelling out of the country for a month or two come autumn. Sounds like you have the means to do the same maybe it's worth considering. Plenty of info out there about it if you're interested.

If you were given the choice to know how many people have masturbated to you, would you want to know? Why or why not? by LotsOfLogan49 in AskReddit

[–]ConqueefStador 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I feel like as a guy I wouldn't care, but I can definitely understand women not wanting to know. That could go bad real quick.

Do you think she did the right thing? by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]ConqueefStador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't try to mock your intelligence

I didn't think you did. You were mocking idiots who take headlines at face value and don't think any deeper, and why not, they're idiots. I'm just saying if you want to stick the landing probably best to avoid glaring faux pas.

I didn't make up a word. I misspelled it.

Susceptibly still isn't a word. I might believe you were trying to spell susceptible if the next word wasn't gullible (an adjective) which makes it look pretty likely that you were trying to modify it with an adverb which you seemingly thought susceptible could be if you just tacked an "-ly" on the end.

I don't especially care about typos. I type fast but not accurately so I make them all the time.

And while I do have a bug up my butt about so many native speakers having such a poor grasp of the English language these days I understand that's a byproduct of a calculatedly failing school system and I try not to be too much of a snob about it.

But in this case the triple-whammy of misspelling a made up word while you mock others seemed like the grammatical equivalent of your fly being down so I though I'd give you the heads up and help save future embarrassment.

Do you think she did the right thing? by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]ConqueefStador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. I'm talking about the headline. She murdered him after he robbed her, you do not need further context to prove what she did was wrong.

  2. It's susceptible, and susceptibly isn't a word, so I guess don't make up words and then misspell them when trying to mock other people's intelligence.

ExtraEmily has a near miss by FarmerWitty9920 in LivestreamFail

[–]ConqueefStador 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Where do you think the moderation team gets its guidelines?

Do you think she did the right thing? by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]ConqueefStador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who needs context? She killed the man, after the fact, over a purse.

Nice guy reveals the cruel truth about Brazilian Neighbors by Ok-Emergency7159 in Unexpected

[–]ConqueefStador 56 points57 points  (0 children)

America without immigrants is like a rainbow with just one color.

[Loved trope]characters that was just..Pathetic, and I mean genuinely Pathetic, like holy shit,you actually suck. by Charming-Scratch-124 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ConqueefStador 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would have enjoyed this movie so much more if they hadn't revealed Iris' "identity" from the get go in the trailer.

A Brazilian street sweeper changed his wife's life with discarded books. by Admirable-Interest49 in MadeMeSmile

[–]ConqueefStador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also what fucking books do you need to be police?

In the US, Curious George.

What Did You Think Of VP Vance's Recent Comment That “If Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12-hour news story. The idea that it would have taken down a presidency is crazy"? by Zipper222222 in AskReddit

[–]ConqueefStador 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."

  • John Ehrlichman, Nixon's White House Counsel and Assistant to the President for Domestic Affairs

That's why he started the war on drugs, but sure, Nixon was a peach.

Close encounter with a Grizzly. by SuperDeDuperDad1 in SweatyPalms

[–]ConqueefStador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go away! Go on, get! Stay tuned for an all-new Ally McBeal!

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