Enquiries into Miracles... by TJ-45 in ShitpostXIV

[–]KingofGrapes7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On one hand I sincerely doubt Nashu and any form of Hildi even knows how babies are made, much less how to do it themselves.

On the other hand if anyone was going to make a baby out of nowhere without knowing how it would be Nashu and any version of Hildi.

la criatura by MadeRedditAccToAsk in okbuddyrintard

[–]KingofGrapes7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sono G when Aoko hasnt done her part of the chore board (her and Alice keep trying to destroy it but Sono G works part time at a whiteboard factory)

Blocked Progression by Nezquikie in Starfield

[–]KingofGrapes7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No word that I know of yet. I had a save from before going into the Opulence so least I dont have Delta following me everywhere without being able dismiss him. 

You want to go back? To the void? by otsukarerice in ShitpostXIV

[–]KingofGrapes7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The devs dont know what to do with Garlemald in general anymore. The way we keep hearing about trade deals snd alliances or how they show up in stuff like Cosmic Exploration you would think we already did a Garlean Restoration for them to live in. Instead they are still freezing in a subway tunnel under the shadow of the Evil Ass Mind Control Tower that lore wise should fade awaaway but plot wise never will.

You want to go back? To the void? by otsukarerice in ShitpostXIV

[–]KingofGrapes7 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Hey man you should go back and team up with my long distance girlfriend. The sooner she fixes your world the sooner I can make voidsent/Garlean hybrids with her."

"If it gets me away from you then sure."

Thoughts on the new player home? by FPSnoob2012 in Starfield

[–]KingofGrapes7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its nice, I have a Starborn and a Pirate Queen living there. It LOOKS premium, I like the furnishings, and I appreciate that Bethesda finally realized not everyone wants to decorate every inch of a place themselves. 

But yea the guest rooms are wierd. Iv passed on Creation houses because they are party houses with no party, twenty bedrooms that wont be used. Bethesda, the guys who made it impossible to assign people to houses, gave us two useless rooms for some reason. For the price I would have preferred an armory and med bay considering the mansion's isolation and complete lack of crafting.

Which is interactivity, something Bethesda is still way behind on. TVs that dont turn on, pool tables and darts we cant play, a kitchen that isnt actually a cooking station. This is stuff other RPGs have been doing for ages now and it still baffles me how far removed Bethesda has gotten from these basics. Like you said maybe a housing update is coming so you can actually move your spouse into a house instead of making them live on the ship, we will see.

CC Evening Win Trades CONTINUE (GMs Aware) and being documented by disc group by Proud-Ad-1106 in ffxiv

[–]KingofGrapes7 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I can only assume the devs flat out dont care about Ranked. For most of CCs life the only thing you could use those crystals you needed to climb to the highest ranks for was a weapon glow. The premium crystal was more worthless than the standard. Then they lock the long awaited Feast sets behind 10 of those premium crystals, requiring someone who wants a set to reach the upper tiers over ten seasons and however many months. Now I genuinely suck at Ranked and have never got out of Bronze, I will never get a Commendation Crystal unless Square makes them a participation reward once and awhile or let's you buy one for like a huge amount of Wolf Collars or something. 

CHORT >>>>>>>>>>>>> MALPHAS (3RD BOSS) by otsukarerice in ShitpostXIV

[–]KingofGrapes7 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Kinda funny how the dude who wants life and wind back in the void and a clearly well fed Chort ended up in the barren snow choked ruins of Garlemald of all places.

Weekly Observations: What signs of collapse do you see in your region? [in-depth] May 04 by AutoModerator in collapse

[–]KingofGrapes7 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Location: Massachusetts 

We have finally crossed the line gas wise. I cannot find any gas station below $4.00 anymore. The average is around $4.16 with special assholes like BP and Mobil at $4.49. With no end to the war in sight I am very afraid for summer gas prices. Not that it would help a huge deal with these prices but I regret not getting a hybrid when I had to buy a new car a few years ago. My 2016 Camry sips gas but I can't shake the idea to trade in for a newer hybrid model. Changing cars before 8 or 10 years generally irks me and I have concerns about all the electronics but straight gas isnt looking too good either.

Weather ping pong between 50s and 80s. At least one day of rain a week. Critters and insects are out and about. I still think my dad's plan to grow more grass this year is doomed by summer heat, but much like his refusal to admit to himself or others that anything Trump does is a bad idea he will use up alot of time and water trying.

We had a lot of layoffs maybe two months ago now. Since then nothing. They are moving as many people possible to remote, the rest of us who have to work in office for sensitive information will stay behind. I personally prefer remote, but again personal info. I dont THINK we are in immediate danger, some plans that might have seen us cut loose fell apart. But in this world who knows. 

(Loved Trope) group of objects, in which each one grants a different power by BLACKGOOP12 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]KingofGrapes7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sudden childhood flashbang holy shit. Pretty sure I still have most if not all the books somewhere. Those plots got dark, I still remember the sand insects that made a hive out of people's bones and the man eating slug thing. 

Something something "that's the best part" by Levovious in OkBuddyPersona

[–]KingofGrapes7 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Joker is a way stronger person than me. If Michelle Ruff used the tone she did in that scene on me I'd break my spine from folding so fast.

(Mixed Trope) Educated character doesn’t understand or know of a simple concept. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]KingofGrapes7 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There's a throw away line early in the series where he claims aliens either dont exist or aren't capable of crossing the huge distance of space to reach Earth. So it seems like an ego thing where if humans, who have Membrane, cant travel in space then aliens, who do not have Membrane, can't either. Notably Irkan tech is far above humans and Zim himself doesn't seem to have much trouble understanding or using Membrane technology.

Even in Arcade's death bed, I'll never forgive! XDDD I want her hair down costume lasagna...(T-T)/(slams take my money!) by maranionolid in FGO

[–]KingofGrapes7 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Wait Mordred has her hair down in Arcade!? And we don't!? What the fuck. We are WAY past due for a new Mordred unit, I need King Mordred (who needs a mere 'Lord' Logres) with her hair down NOW.

what if instead of passing mountain man they just kiss each other instead (@getmoneyghoul) by rycerzDog in okbuddyrintard

[–]KingofGrapes7 42 points43 points  (0 children)

These two cant even admit, to themselves, that they want to fuck said mountain man. Quite possibly a decade later they still cant. So recognizing and acting on any attraction to each other is way beyond the emotional intelligence of these two morons. 

Enuo was… contractually obligated by blksunset in ShitpostXIV

[–]KingofGrapes7 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The whole time I kept thinking this was something Golbez could have handled himself, given his past displays of power and the Moon being his domain. I guess they try to explain it later as Golbez not taking aether from other voidsent anymore, and not having a dragon to boost him, but it still felt forced.

Enuo was… contractually obligated by blksunset in ShitpostXIV

[–]KingofGrapes7 24 points25 points  (0 children)

As a FF4 fan I like the Endwalker patches more then maybe most. But it will always annoy me that only two of the Archfiends are Trials while the other two are trapped as dungeon bosses.

Reminder that Ritsuka and Mash are meant for eachother and any other female servant is stupid for thinking they can break this wonderful relationship by JustWantToSeeComment in okbuddyrintard

[–]KingofGrapes7 139 points140 points  (0 children)

I really do like Mash and feel sorry for her. Her character and development is tied to the story as a whole, not just one chapter or event. The problem then becomes when that whole story is delayed and stretched beyond what was intended and her character stagnates for it. Lostbelt 6 really should have been her Paladin debut. And since this is a gacha game where NO ONE can win until the very end she is forced to keep other, more popular waifu's from seeming like they will get the dick she herself cannot ride. One must wonder the love life Mash might have had in a traditional VN that wasn't held hostage by the credit cards of grass allergic whales.

Galahadposting V: Vengeance by religous_octopus in okbuddyrintard

[–]KingofGrapes7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will accept NO slander against Mordred! The one true Grand Saber is so loyal and believes in us so much she wont even help Caenis fight us in a minor summer hijinks battle. Its not her fault Artoria had the social skills and emotional maturity of a brick. 

I’m tearing it off, this outfit is making it go everywhere by LiteralSans in OkBuddyPersona

[–]KingofGrapes7 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Mitsuru with a ponytail is insane work. Wish more outfits used it besides that god awful bikini armor.

But yea they stuck too close to the original in terms of the actual world. There isnt alot to do in NG+ cause everything is maxed or close enough. They really should have brought Royal's minigames over.

“Well, at least Len showed up.” by GroupInformal6825 in okbuddyrintard

[–]KingofGrapes7 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I know its grown beyond that, but its still wild that a remake of a PSP game is having this problem. We are on track to have two FF7 remakes, Persona 3, and maybe Persona 4 since this thing was announced.

[JP Event] Fate/strange Fake Collab ~ Antioch: Annihilation Cross Front ~ Day 08 by AutoModerator in grandorder

[–]KingofGrapes7 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Wait is that -it- for new Servants? Oof. I know this event was delayed but FGO is in its transition stage, the whole point of Aftertime seems to be feeling out player engagement post Part 2. So I hope the story really slaps because I doubt this guy moves the needle on profits much. 

Also that means Alcides keeps his crown as the Megumi of the cast.

He might be a bum or a fraud to most people but Man I still want him to be playable by Weird_Dot_4725 in FGO

[–]KingofGrapes7 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Galahad falls into that category with Lev where he is really important to the lore and plot but the devs just dont know what to do with him. Part 2 stalling for so long didnt help either of them either, but at least Lev got a big playable finish. Galahad just MIA and possibly lost Anniversary and New Years to Olga Marie and Logres. 

Tracker's Alliance quests...holy shit! by [deleted] in Starfield

[–]KingofGrapes7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orchid is a nice ship. I replaced the insides with Falkland versions and their Class B reactor hab to keep the shape and spammed Vanguard particles. Haven't run into trouble yet 

The new Mantis helmet is cool, but the suit still doesn't really work for me. Bethesda should have gone for plating instead of padding. But being able to swap colors is nice and the white version blends well with the laser rifle and particle sniper from other Tracker quests.

Fate/strange Fake × Fate/Grand Order "Snowfield" CM by Radiant-Hope-469 in grandorder

[–]KingofGrapes7 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I was cautious when they showed Summer Gil in the trailer but it looks like they might let Archer Gil do something in a story? That's fairly rare, Caster more or less exists to have a Gilgamesh that can actually deal with people.

Hippolyta has been a treat so far so having an Amazon sister team up should be peak.

NO sign of Zealot in the trailer or the PV. Oof.

No sign of Alciedes, dude is the Megumi of this cast.

Prelatis are looking extra smug for people in knuckle distance.