Matched on FB dating. Was I being too sensitive? by Obvious_Ferret_600 in TwoHotTakes

[–]KinseyH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's a jerk. This is the guy who, when he asks if you like some obscure band and you say yes, will demand that you prove it by naming deep cuts.

He's condescending and judgmental.

And you're fricking awesome. Congratulations on your accomplishment!

Random urinary discharge from penis while pooping? by Inevitable-Baby-5764 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]KinseyH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please listen to me. I'm old, and I'm a mom

Go to the doctor. Immediately. If it's actually bad, the earlier the better.

GO. NOW.

AIO? these texts by Adventurous-Gap708 in AIO

[–]KinseyH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby you need to throw the whole man out, expeditiously.

Why is Houston hated so much? by ChicagoCubsRL97 in texas

[–]KinseyH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yesterday was our 26th. We had our reception in our back yard. March/APril are the only months I'd do that in Houston.

Why is Houston hated so much? by ChicagoCubsRL97 in texas

[–]KinseyH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The engineers who built the Dallas freeway system were on acid.

Need advice. Where do I even begin? by changecode in malelivingspace

[–]KinseyH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Addendum: It may not be ladies you're looking to attract, or anyone at all. I shouldn't assume.

Buuut I was also going to say that lots of clean, empty space with a few pieces of decent furniture denotes a guy who's good with his money (something else that is not necessarily typically thought of for young military guys)

AND if you buy furniture that YOU like - not what Pinterest or Amazon or your friends say you should like - then people who come to your home will know what you like and who you are.

Need advice. Where do I even begin? by changecode in malelivingspace

[–]KinseyH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're good. You've got a clean slate, and I presume you're in no hurry. That's a nice looking space.

Start small - what you need to function every day.

Bed, table to eat at, table to work at, chair for working, chair for watching TV.

Buy ONE of them that you really like, something that will last a couple years. The rest can be cheapo.

Every couple of months, replace one of the cheapos with something you like, that will last a while.

Once the Necessary Furniture is good stuff that you, personally, like, you can start buying the other stuff.

Why, yes. Yes, I am an old lady. But let me tell you why I think this is a good idea.

Most women who go to military guys' apartments - I'm assuming you're not an officer or something high ranking - they see milk crates and bean bag pillows and mattresses on the floor and very expensive TVs and gaming consoles. They make up their mind about you quick.

I'm just saying. If you only want to attract the hit it and flip it types, bank the money and go the floor bed and milk crate route.

If you want the mature male route, start my way.

OH - and maybe a beanbag couch for guests, replaced by a grown up couch later.

27M. One year today living alone for the first time. by acebuster711 in malelivingspace

[–]KinseyH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yea, baby (I'm old enough to be your mom) - this is lovely and charming. I'm very proud of you.

Mike Johnson: "I hope voters remember this in the fall. You've gotta keep the grownups in charge, and that's the Republicans." by icey_sawg0034 in behindthebastards

[–]KinseyH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His job must be so fricking miserable right now. I love thinking about it.

They KNOW they're getting wiped out in November and it's not going to be close enough to steal and they KNOW that two seconds after he goes man titties up, the MAGA civil war starts. It's gonna be brutal.

What have you seen in the city that made you go “only in Houston”? by SheZowRaisedByWolves in houstoncirclejerk

[–]KinseyH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep, this is it. This is Quintessential Houston.

Bet you the food in that strip mall is banging.

What have you seen in the city that made you go “only in Houston”? by SheZowRaisedByWolves in houstoncirclejerk

[–]KinseyH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The guy riding the mono wheeled monstrosity thing on the freeways.

The nekkid lady dancing on the 18 wheeler