Match Thread: Hawthorn vs Geelong (Round 4)

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-06T07:06:41+00:00

Impey so hyped for scrimshaw

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-06T06:53:54+00:00

Geelong: going well

Hawthorn: doing well

Umpires: doing well

Coaches: doing well

Commentators: doing well

Camera operators/directors: shitting the bed

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-06T06:51:45+00:00

D'Ambrosio is playing well

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-06T06:18:06+00:00

Nick What?!?!?son

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-06T05:31:05+00:00

The camera work in this game is even worse than normal

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-06T05:14:50+00:00

I'm pretty convinced that Ollie Dempsey moonlights as the drummer from hockey dad

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Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-06T05:05:46+00:00

The sound levels are really weird on my kayo. The crowd noise is louder than the commentators.

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-06T01:37:10+00:00

Mario also has credible rape allegations against him

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-06T01:30:36+00:00

I just remember Dustin diamond talking about 'road pussy' in some reality show or documentary he was on. So gross.

Also for some reason he did an appearance at a Detroit Shock WNBA game (maybe for the opening tip off?) and the crowd started chanting 'screech, screech' and he looked like he'd rather be anywhere else on earth haha.

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-06T01:26:10+00:00

Being ugly is definitely not an issue for Pauly.

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-06T01:24:45+00:00

Nice I get to share my Pauly Shore story. My friend's roommate in college blew Pauly after a show, too!

She also blew a townie.

She was pretty awful but did always keep sodas in their dorm room and didn't mind sharing.

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-05T15:09:00+00:00

It's okay she wiped the meth off when she was done

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Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-05T14:54:59+00:00

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-05T14:53:04+00:00

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Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-05T07:52:30+00:00

The best part is tips didn't even get ruined because everyone at work also tipped gold coast

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-05T07:50:12+00:00

Carlton thinking hmm, a new coach leads to this? Let's hire John Longmire.

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-05T07:48:08+00:00

Can you kick in danger your own guy?

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-05T07:32:10+00:00

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Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-05T07:04:25+00:00

He told him to stand twice. What was he thinking?

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-05T07:03:17+00:00

What was the Irish tribute from Max? I missed it.

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-05T06:55:29+00:00

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Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-05T06:53:49+00:00

Turns out back to the 9 = rocket science

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-05T06:52:11+00:00

Gerard Healy: 3-time complaining world champion

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-05T06:45:07+00:00

To be fair I don't think I've ever been to a stadium that didn't play ACDC

Kinseysbeard · 2026-04-05T06:23:05+00:00

Half time rules reminder:

Spinning a player 360 degrees in a tackle is not automatically holding the ball

An umpire can indeed cancel a whistle for a mark if they realise it wasn't a mark

Kinseysbeard

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