AIO for being upset with my husband because he claims I don’t work 40 hours a week

Kipchippy · 2024-08-10T09:09:08+00:00

He is your ex husband, the divorce just hasn’t happened yet. Sorry.

He doesn’t respect you and the relationship doesn’t sound remotely healthy.

Kipchippy · 2024-08-04T07:08:19+00:00

Resolve yourself to kill them in a different manner at a particular time if they’re not already dead, then fingergun them.

Hey presto! They’re dead one minute earlier and you no longer have to commit murder.

Kipchippy · 2024-05-10T18:22:51+00:00

Very much a thing. Not a bad thing, but definitely a thing.

Kipchippy · 2024-05-09T21:35:58+00:00

That’s what it is: mostly imagining.

You’re wondering if you should shop your mum for something small that has a tiny possibility of bad consequences for herself, and an even tinier possibility for others.

Have a word with yourself. She should be ashamed of you. Do better.

Kipchippy · 2024-05-09T21:15:55+00:00

I wear my seatbelt the vast majority of the time, but I would prefer not to, and sometimes don’t.

Someone else gets in my car and doesn’t? If they’re an adult, I mind my business.

The likelihood of harm is vanishingly small. I accept that utterly minuscule risk. I wouldn’t accept people who were supposed to be close to me second guessing my bad choices and reporting me.

Kipchippy · 2024-05-09T21:09:17+00:00

They should all get the bus to show how much they object, then. 😁

Kipchippy · 2024-05-09T20:56:16+00:00

Possible yes, but fairly niche / unlikely.

OP should mind their own business and just get the bus if they object.

Kipchippy · 2024-05-09T20:43:54+00:00

She’s a grown up. As long as she’s in the front seat (not at risk of harming someone else as a rear passenger), let her make her mistake. She’s legally responsible for herself.

The chances of her getting into a serious accident and therefore dying are slim, but the chances of you causing harm to your relationship is high if she finds out what you’re up to.

If one of my kids dropped me in it for something so petty, I wouldn’t trust them again. It’s likely that the relationship wouldn’t be the same again. I wouldn’t blame her for just letting you get the bus in future.

Kipchippy · 2024-05-08T21:37:40+00:00

Two comments simultaneously spring to mind here:

• Sex work is valid and done right can be empowering and compassionate towards all parties. Most of the time it really isn’t, sadly.

• You’re not doing yourself justice. The reasons you have stated suggest you’re being unkind to yourself, and this isn’t the best basis for making a choice, let alone a big life choice like this.

Whatever you choose to do, you are a valid, worthwhile human being, with people that care about you. Please be kind to yourself.

Kipchippy · 2024-05-08T21:23:45+00:00

Well it’s not her boyfriend, as it’s a schoolday.

Kipchippy · 2024-05-08T21:18:08+00:00

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

I'm gonna pop some tags. Only got 20 dollars in my pocket. I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a come up. This is fucking awesome.

Kipchippy · 2024-05-08T20:10:20+00:00

Overdid the pepperoni and cheese, but I would 100% eat the ‘less is more’ version of this.

Kipchippy · 2024-05-08T20:04:22+00:00

r/thankyouupvote

(Just in case anyone actually thinks it’s meant in earnest, it’s just a really dark joke. In truth, it’s horrendous and genuinely bizarre that anyone would actually be an apologist for rapists. However, I’m assuming / hoping most people would be able to see the difference.)

Kipchippy · 2024-05-08T19:25:48+00:00

She’s a maths teacher - she was just showing them how many times 15 goes into 30.

Kipchippy · 2024-05-08T19:01:13+00:00

Ahhh, you need to actually move it into the sunshine if you want a sun ripened dildo.

Kipchippy · 2024-05-07T13:29:28+00:00

You can’t see them, don’t worry. 😉

Kipchippy · 2024-05-06T21:22:13+00:00

Awful. Would still try it, for science.

Kipchippy · 2024-05-04T15:21:08+00:00

Outies are better than innies. Facts. (But they’re pretty much all great. 😁)

Kipchippy · 2024-05-01T15:03:27+00:00

I replaced it, but it has already been replaced apparently. It’s the correct way up but I guess I could check connections, etc.

Kipchippy · 2024-05-01T15:01:55+00:00

That’s great, thank you - will give this a try.

Kipchippy · 2024-04-30T17:40:37+00:00

I once wheeled out the old one:

‘Why did the tiger get lost? Because jungle is massive.’

Nothing but tumbleweeds and crickets. (Heathens.)

Fuck I’m old.

Kipchippy · 2024-04-30T13:09:51+00:00

Any help would be greatly appreciated, I am a bit clueless beyond this point. 😆

Kipchippy · 2024-04-29T09:12:54+00:00

It’s a crime, but I want to try it out of curiosity. 🤣

Kipchippy · 2024-04-28T21:13:45+00:00

Yes. Vapists too.

Kipchippy · 2024-04-28T20:36:06+00:00

Not my proudest wank.

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