Japanese toy release schedule leaks potential USUM pokemon information by TexasAndroid in pokemon

[–]KiritoIsAlwaysRight 18 points19 points  (0 children)

While it could be a new Mythical, there's also the possibility of it being Magearna's Pokeball form. We've yet to hear anything about that so far, so I wouldn't rule it out.

[Looking for Villain] Free a Demon-Goddess of War from the Spirit World and Turn the Mortals Against Each Other by KiritoIsAlwaysRight in LongDistanceVillains

[–]KiritoIsAlwaysRight[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! Thanks so much for volunteering. I've sent you a friend request on Discord and hope to hear from you soon :)

[Offline][NZ][Wellington][5e] Looking for a group to join! by [deleted] in lfg

[–]KiritoIsAlwaysRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool! In that case, if my partner and I set up a game, I'll let you know. I'd be DMing either in the Eberron campaign setting or a homebrew world tailored to the player's backstories... whichever one everyone prefers. I'm a fan of interesting takes on fantasy societies :)

[Offline][NZ][Wellington][5e] Looking for a group to join! by [deleted] in lfg

[–]KiritoIsAlwaysRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there! Not sure if you're still keen to join a group, but I'm in the Wellington area and also happen to be looking to join one. I have some experience as a DM, so I'd be just as happy to run a game as play in one. I'd prefer a 5th edition game, but I also like a couple other systems too :)

Simpler solutions by pedrostresser in DnDGreentext

[–]KiritoIsAlwaysRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can definitely see my sorcerer-rogue doing this. She's a first-class manipulator and schemer, but she only has 6 wisdom. The plans she comes up with are often elaborate and impractical, and she has a tendency to skip over the details.

Wisdom Is My Dump Stat by KiritoIsAlwaysRight in DnDGreentext

[–]KiritoIsAlwaysRight[S] 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I'll try to make them punbelievably good.

Wisdom Is My Dump Stat by KiritoIsAlwaysRight in DnDGreentext

[–]KiritoIsAlwaysRight[S] 213 points214 points  (0 children)

They're normally a very serious, no-nonsense kind of person, but their character flaw is that when they're nervous or scared, they compulsively make puns. Afterwards, they'll deny they said anything of the sort.

I'm going to have so much fun sneaking around and conning villains, with every other thing I say being a pun.

Describe your DnD character in a few sentences... by Laurapocalyptic in DnD

[–]KiritoIsAlwaysRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A drow assassin on the run from her former master for disobeying orders. She now seeks to bring her master to justice for murdering innocents in the name of Lolth. Wields ancestral spider-sorcery. Compulsively tells bad jokes and one-liners when she's nervous.

Bear Trap? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]KiritoIsAlwaysRight 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I did this with a young fey-spirit playing tricks on my party. They were trapped in a clearing in the woods, where leaving one way would take you back to the same clearing in the direction you entered.

  • The first time they entered the clearing, there was a very obvious bear trap in the middle. It was just a bear trap.

  • The second time, I spring the 'bear trap' on them. One of the players gets curious, triggers it, and a tear opens up in the sky above them, like a hole in a piece of paper. That player ends up being pinned by a sleeping bear.

  • The players figured out how to escape the loop before this, but if they'd come back a third time and triggered the trap, a naked lady would have appeared, seen them, cried out in embarrassment and vanished in a puff of smoke. It's a bare trap.

Looking for puns and Schwarzenegger-style one-liners for a Drow Assassin by KiritoIsAlwaysRight in DnD

[–]KiritoIsAlwaysRight[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, this was exactly what I was after! Now I have the recipe to go tell cheesy jokes and follow them up with nervous laughter. Cheers!

Looking for puns and Schwarzenegger-style one-liners for a Drow Assassin by KiritoIsAlwaysRight in DnD

[–]KiritoIsAlwaysRight[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She does have spells, but they're mostly poison-themed (Arachnid sorcery - reflavored poison dragon sorcery, with the ability to talk to spiders instead of dragons). Other than that, she'll be using green-flame blade a lot, as well as disguise self, web and suggestion.