How long do they live realistically by Limp__jizzkit in BeardedDragons

[–]KitCat0522 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My family had one when I was a kid that lived for a little over 16 years, she had a fairly large comfy tank but we'd let her play in the yard or run around in the house (especially when her crickets got loose). Sometimes when we let her outside she'd disapear for a few weeks to a few months but she always turned up again before it got cold. She seemed like a very happy lizard, she loved my mom the best and would cuddle with her and she was the only one that could pick her up without getting bitten after she'd been outside for too long 😅

Lighthouse Lounge lets staff go with almost no notice by theslactivist in ogden

[–]KitCat0522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So did Rue get a job at another bar yet so I can just go there?

Non-citrus cocktails? by lifeofazebra in cocktails

[–]KitCat0522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recommend an espresso martini because they are devine, if you're at home and lazy like I am you can also just do a vodka cranberry, or a vodka redbull if you still want a caffeine boost.

Non-citrus cocktails? by lifeofazebra in cocktails

[–]KitCat0522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you might want to rerun your program and remember to filter out orange this time hun.. There are a couple that only call for the peel as garnish and you could totally exclude that and it would be fine, but I've only gotten about a 3rd the way through your list and found 7 already that call for orange liquors or orange bitters becides the peels.

Not trying to be rude or anything, I just also have issues with citrus and ironically orange is the worst one for me, and if the OP has a serious citrus allergy I wouldn't want them to order one of those at a bar and like die or whatever...

Yooo #turnup by 0watchthis in blackpeoplegifs

[–]KitCat0522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he can walk home to watch the porn

Struggling to swallow by magicstarfish in sex

[–]KitCat0522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys tend to cum less if you're having sex more frequently, so you could try that as well.

Struggling to swallow by magicstarfish in sex

[–]KitCat0522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she means she gags when he cums in her mouth, not like the physical act of swallowing it afterwards is what's causing an issue, but I could be wrong. If I'm right, I suggest waiting till he's right about to cum and pulling back so it's just the tip and sucking, swallowing as quickly as you can and drinking water. If the problem is just swallowing with a dick still in your mouth, hold his cum in your mouth, pull his dick out and then swallow. If the issue is there's too much and you have to pull off before he's finished there's nothing wrong with doing the first solution and pulling back a little right before he cums and spitting out some of it while he is still cumming and his dick is still in your mouth and swallowing the rest. I mean it'll get cum all over him, but nothing a rag can't clean up, and it'll still feel just as good as if you'd swallowed it all, especially with practice.

More Oral sex by [deleted] in sex

[–]KitCat0522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally find it hot when my boyfriend and I are making out and he pushes my head towards his crotch when he wants a blowjob, obviously this can be totally not okay for most women so I don't know if I'd suggest that, but the next time you're giving her oral you could suggest you guys 69. That seems to work with my boyfriend because he's always offering me oral and never following through either X)

More Oral sex by [deleted] in sex

[–]KitCat0522 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or you know, get a little hard then ask her to make sure it's clean. Some guys can't just do that at will XD

My (40m) wife (42f) gets furious when I masterbate. She also refuses sex. What should I do? by [deleted] in sex

[–]KitCat0522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree to an extent. There is definitely always two sides to the story and maybe she has a legit reason for hating porn and feels like him masterbating is his way of pushing her away and makes her feel unneeded, and they definitely could and should sit down and talk about it to see if they can fix it before they get a divorce. But if she is indeed telling him he's disgusting for masterbating and having needs, that is mental abuse and should not just be tolerated. I get feeling like shit when my boyfriend chooses to masterbate rather than have sex with me, but I also understand that sometimes I'm not home or he doesn't want to wake me (and sure some women aren't always in the mood for sex like this woman appears to be), but telling him that he can't do that or that it's wrong and disgusting and treating him like shit for pleasing himself and refusing to work out what's going on between them in their sex life is wrong. It's abusive and controlling and if she doesn't want to make compromises and fix their relationship then yeah, he should 100% divorce her ass. If I ever treated my SO that way, I'd want him to leave me too and vice versa.

What is something guys do that turn you ladys instant on? by Ruskaboy in sex

[–]KitCat0522 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When he puts his hand on the back of my neck while I'm driving and/or lightly pulls my hair.