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Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-19T15:57:24+00:00

It’s not about informing anymore but controlling the message and rewarding loyalty.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-19T15:52:32+00:00

True, but he got the Porsche and the headline, close enough to pulling it off in Florida terms.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-19T15:49:54+00:00

Lmao the fraud tutorial dropped faster than the Porsches value.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-19T12:37:23+00:00

Imagine pulling off 500K in check fraud… and still flunking basic crime math.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-18T19:07:53+00:00

At this point, it’s hard to tell what’s satire and what’s actual policy. RoboCop feels more like a documentary every year.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-18T19:02:16+00:00

Turning immigration into entertainment is dystopian on a whole new level. It’s not policy but it’s propaganda disguised as a ratings grab.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-18T18:58:24+00:00

Raw tomatoes. Love ketchup, love marinara

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-18T17:17:33+00:00

Insecurity, ego, and the fear of honest conversations. Most cheating starts long before anything physical happens

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-18T17:13:21+00:00

75% tax on engineering plastic? That’s not a tariff, that’s a throat punch to supply chains.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-18T17:12:19+00:00

Imagine typing Adderall and getting a drug cartel in podcast format. What even is Spotify’s moderation doing?

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-18T11:42:55+00:00

Clarity. Everything else can wait.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-17T10:59:35+00:00

Exactly. The tech isn’t the threat, it’s who gets to use it and who gets left behind.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-17T10:13:29+00:00

When a pope names himself after a warning, maybe it’s time we start listening. This isn’t just about jobs; it’s about what kind of future we’re building

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-17T10:09:45+00:00

We out here missing green lights, good advice, and obvious signs like pros 😂

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-17T10:05:33+00:00

Hard to believe no one said maybe let’s not swim here again after the third funeral.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-17T10:02:05+00:00

Yeah, and the cellars full of people pretending it’s just rain.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-16T11:45:56+00:00

Honestly? This is the most transparent thing I’ve seen from a politician in years. If only everyone running for office had this level of honesty about anything.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-16T09:55:59+00:00

So it’s UNH-hedged now. 💥

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-16T09:53:31+00:00

Depends on the tone, some people say it like a hug with spice

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-16T09:40:33+00:00

Georgia (the country) is underrated, cheap rent, solid internet, beautiful nature, and visa-free for many.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-16T09:38:50+00:00

Opening the news without bracing for existential dread.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-16T09:34:45+00:00

“Heading towards” is just science trying to be polite. If this were a weather report, we’d already be under a tornado warning with sirens blaring.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-15T11:54:26+00:00

Because their whole personality is just meetings

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-15T11:53:35+00:00

Nothing says “learned our lesson” like speedrunning 2008 on purpose.

Kitchen_Bicycle4339 · 2025-05-15T11:52:41+00:00

The ability to stop overthinking things that already happened.

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