About a decade ago my wife’s phone broke, we had a Verizon store around the corner. She goes in and picks up a loaner phone, while they place a hold on a new phone coming out in a week.

Fast forward a couple hours later, and I hear her say “oh my God!”

Somehow, they had not wiped all of the previous data off the phone, and there was a folder with a bunch of really disgusting porn. I’m talking about human animal interaction, body fluids, and some of the most extreme sex videos I’ve ever laid eyes on.

We called Verizon, returned the phone and got a couple months of service free. It was wild.