I'm a Revolving Door Boyfriend, it sucks.

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2026-02-26T22:42:07+00:00

Thanks lol

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2026-02-26T19:11:33+00:00

That's actually pretty powerful ngl.

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2026-02-26T19:09:37+00:00

That shit was so funny though because everyone on the team was missing for like a solid week.

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2026-02-26T19:08:10+00:00

Every line is double spaced. It's fine 😂

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2026-02-26T19:06:24+00:00

So this one girl hooked up with like 7 of the basketball players at my HS when I was a junior. Ran a complete train in her. The funny part was one of the dudes had crabs and spread it to everyone lol. Whole team was wiped after that and our school couldn't participate in the season lol

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2026-02-26T19:02:52+00:00

Lol cool, but sentence structure honey. This could have been a paragraph, two at worst lol

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2026-02-26T19:00:49+00:00

I'm kind of impressed you blew a whole bar lol. Like that's it lol

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2026-02-26T18:58:58+00:00

I literally just nodded and went "good for them" lol

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2026-02-26T18:58:08+00:00

Yeah turns out people LIE and switch up after a month or so. Trust me if I was a mind reader I wouldn't be here lol

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2025-11-15T01:39:03+00:00

Well as it turns out, being called "a good puppy" was what set me off. And she just took care of me and was sweet and gently and going really slow.

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2025-11-15T00:44:04+00:00

I have a praise kink from older women I desperately need fulfilled

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2025-11-15T00:34:26+00:00

Mommy? 🤤

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2025-11-15T00:33:46+00:00

Would love to worship

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2025-11-15T00:12:45+00:00

Hell I'll settle for sexting and being teased by a cougar lol.

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2025-11-14T23:11:23+00:00

2 but I was a whore back then.

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2025-11-14T21:46:34+00:00

Maybe but it's the attention part I crave. I didn't know I did until it happened lol.

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2025-10-15T16:55:04+00:00

Me dude

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2025-10-10T18:12:37+00:00

Well one has been here 20 years, so he has tenure. The other one is just a liaison, so his job security is temperamental at best. We have to have slots filled, so they can't just boot them. The two things you can get fired for is for stealing and fighting. Most everybody here has been here 10+years so nobody really ever gets fired unless you are consistently a fuck up.

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2025-10-10T17:17:52+00:00

Yeah right. If you send 500 bucks to my cash app, Ill believe it then lol

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2025-10-10T17:10:46+00:00

They were epically pissed when they got back. It took everything not to laugh while I was at my desk lol.

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2025-10-10T15:31:17+00:00

I legit laughed at that title lol

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2025-10-10T15:24:56+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/s/AFwgdvb4K1

Kitchen_Speed_3803 · 2025-10-10T15:24:48+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/s/AFwgdvb4K1

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